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m on 2001-12-07 06:41 [#00058833] | |||||||||
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Well, let's see... you, uh... , actually how DO you catch a Zonk?? |
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limridinositossmongeroose on 2001-12-07 06:46 [#00058837] | |||||||||
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put a piece of zonk food in a zonk trap. |
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riligrimoussellamadenmarble on 2001-12-07 06:51 [#00058838] | |||||||||
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take runfasterthanzonk lessons |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-12-07 06:53 [#00058839] | |||||||||
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hide in the bushes and make a sound like a girl zonk. |
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Contour Regard from forest preserve on 2001-12-07 06:56 [#00058840] | |||||||||
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i don't know if you wanna act like a girl zonk. then you might attract the male zonk and he'd proceed to hump your nose or something. you'd need a kleenex afterwards. |
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re divide r on 2001-12-07 07:00 [#00058841] | |||||||||
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there is no such think as a girl zonk. zonks are asexual spore releasing hyper bloomers. |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-12-07 07:01 [#00058842] | |||||||||
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what if it told you i was lonely.....? |
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m on 2001-12-07 07:28 [#00058843] | |||||||||
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Well I can't catch THIS smart little bugger. I tried all these techniques though. I put zonk food in a zonk trap but the zonk purposely led my cat's tail into it then stole the food. The runfasterthanzonk lessons must be a scam... nobody can run faster than a zonk. And I was unaware of the zonks asexual reproctive behavior so when I naively tried to lure "him" with the honks and beeps of a lonely girl zonk, he was actually hiding in a bush behind me and making groaning human female voices. I was stupid enough to fall for it and he led me right into three traps I set for him. I guess if you catch one though, you get 2 wishes. |
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red iv ider on 2001-12-07 19:41 [#00058932] | |||||||||
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btw - ()()...)()(...()() rocks |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-07 20:56 [#00058939] | |||||||||
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you have to ask the zonk this question: "how often does a mink find gold?" after that, the zonk will turn to stone momentarily, enabling you to grab it. your battle is not over yet, however. the zonk will proceed to challenge you to a game of dominoes, of which the first game you must lose, then win the proceeding 2. the zonk should be well off in your posession after that. |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-07 23:03 [#00058972] | |||||||||
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you make a formal invitation for tea and a rousing game cribbage. after making small talk over tea suggest to the zonk that a rousing game of cribbage would be ever-so charming. whilst playing cribbage pull your m-16 (you are american, right?) and do some re-enactments of from Pulp Fiction. after that you dress the zonk in studded leather and call him gimp. then and only then you will get your 2 wishes. them zomks are masochists, keep that in mind. |
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boxrocket on 2001-12-08 03:41 [#00059006] | |||||||||
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play "i care because you do" (the album) and that little fucker should come running. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-08 05:38 [#00059015] | |||||||||
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smear yourself in rubber |
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m on 2001-12-08 21:18 [#00059093] | |||||||||
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I finally caught him using a combination of these techniques but I accidentally squished him, and everyone knows if you kill a zonk, you get 2 reverse wishes. My wishes were to have a snickers bar and be able to fly, but the reverse of these was to have a can of spinich and acquiring gills and webbed feet to be able to swim better... For ()()...)()(...()(), it's another "round" (starting the same construction again a few rows down from the previous construction) but the round material was weird and based on: oo-o--o---o----o-----o------o-------o--------o--------- (the sound units farther and farther away from the previous) |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-08 23:17 [#00059103] | |||||||||
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im sad to hear that you killed the zonk. its too bad. |
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Contour Regard from funeral home on 2001-12-09 00:30 [#00059104] | |||||||||
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maybe we should give the zonk a proper burial, you know to remember the good times. |
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