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we had huge portable vinyl players instead of those flashy MD or MP3 players besides skipping all the time you had to wear awful big pants to fit em in |
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you are not that old |
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or maybe he IS! I am god, by the way. |
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ah, but you're just a whippersnapper compared to me.. in my time, you had to carry a midget-on-a-strap around, who would whistle your favourite tunes. talk about skipping.. burping and farting was also a problem. as was sudden death. |
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bah! amateurs! We had nothing but a triceratops with a hole in the horn, and you had to carry the triceratops around your neck on a straw and blow in the hole in the horn to make one-toned music! |
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SSHHHHHHHH! I am selling buttons on the black market! Do you like round or square buttons? I have many kinds. Don't tell anybody! |
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and comparred to me you'rre just a just a whipperrsnapperr in my day we didn't have those handy midgets-on-a-strrap, we had to lug arround fully grrown men. |
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full grown pfff in my day we didnt have anything i had to take the flesh off of my fingers to make tapping sounds with my bones |
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You all think you're so high and mighty. In my day human beings hadn't even discovered the concept of melody yet! We just sat around making random grunts and howls, now that was music. |
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i'm not that old. but my dad tells a tale of his youth, when all they had for music was a stick and a rock and if you were rich, a mongrel dog to kick. |
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my father always tells stories of his youth, when there was no sound. if you were VERY rich you could once in a while wave at someone. |
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I remember when the world was black and white, and we all w(h)ore identical bowler hats. notice the funny and naughty h in a parenthesis in wore! I'm naughty! VERY naughty! |
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when I was young, I listened to tapes. |
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can i give your hat some money in exchange for sexual gratification from it? |
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tape???? hahahahahaha that's the funniest thing i've hearrd in this whole thrread |
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What's this "tapes" you speak of? |
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when i was very young there was no sound at all, and everything around me was wet and scary.then i was pushed into the light and i heard lots of sound, screaming in fact. And thats how i first got into idm. |
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idm fan since birth then? was aphex there recording it? |
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no but mike paradinas was. rich was unavailable. |
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pizza anyone |
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that is going in my quotes list... :) |
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back in the day we carried pertol-powered barrel organs to blow out our fave aphex tunes. Vordhosbn kind of sounded like this: "TUTUTURUTUTUTU BOOM TSH TSH TSH TURUTUTU BOOM TSH BOOM TSSSHH FIZZZZ TRTRTRTR BOOOOOM TSH!" Fuck modernisation |
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You think your so fancy with your water?!?! When i was a lad we hadto mash our oxygen and hydrogen particles together! |
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*knocks on Murray's skull* Hello?!?! Earth to Murray?!?! Ever heard oxygen or hydrogen blast out Vordhosbn? |
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I'm afraid i haven't, it's on my list right after 'get original thoughts" and "die" |
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ah, well it's OK then :) |
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