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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:19 [#01018081]
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it's huge

msnbc.msn.com/id/3845750/


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:20 [#01018082]
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and of course i cant do the html shit...


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:20 [#01018083]
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in my pants


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:21 [#01018085]
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ha ha ha!

http://url/

that must be the saddest url I have seen in my short but
intense internet existence..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:21 [#01018086]
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he can't do the html shit in your pants?

quite rightly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:22 [#01018089]
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you show him to the door!!

none of that html in any of YOUR garments!!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-01-04 19:22 [#01018090]
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here?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-01-04 19:23 [#01018091]
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my shit is jam-packed with html!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-04 19:23 [#01018092]
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ha ha ha!

http://url/

that must be the saddest url I have seen in my short but
intense internet existence..


that is the best thing i've read thus far on this board


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:24 [#01018094]
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yes, there.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:24 [#01018096]
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let's push hevquip over and steal his avatar!!11!!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:24 [#01018097]
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just wait until i get frusterated when i have more important
things to show.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:25 [#01018098]
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this is my first and only avatar i've had here. you can't
have it.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:26 [#01018100]
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i mean you just CAN'T HAVE IT. it's power is too great for
you to hold onto.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-04 19:26 [#01018101]
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*hides behind trash can awaiting full on assult!!


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-01-04 19:27 [#01018107]
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who will donate their family pet for the cause of furthering
the size of this massive serpent?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:29 [#01018110]
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oh look there.. yes, up there.. it's phobiazero in a
bikini..

(GO, virgin, GO!!)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:30 [#01018112]
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4 to 5 dogs a month is nothing to indonesians. indonesian
families probably eat that many dogs throughout a month's
dinners.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-04 19:36 [#01018122]
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gooks.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-04 19:36 [#01018125]
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i would ride it.

the giant snake, that is


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-04 19:36 [#01018126]
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ew!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 19:38 [#01018132]
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hehe, great comment!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 19:38 [#01018136]
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*whispers angrily*

nooooo I just said that to hevquip to trick him, it is but a
deceivement!! quickly, grab his avatar!!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-01-04 19:42 [#01018143]
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I'd worry more about his avatar grabbing you with those big
claws...

:\


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-04 19:42 [#01018146]
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tricksy tricksy qrterses


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 19:45 [#01018158]
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Once I was with my friends who were swimming in some lake.
Suddenly, I needed to pee and walked a bit into the woods.
I unzipped my pants, and wasn't really paying attention to
what I was doing. Then when I was ready to pee, I looked
down --- and what the fuck is next to my pants?

"A snake!" I yelled!

And my friends asked me if I was allright.
I finnished my peeing and ran out to them, "yeah", I said,
"it was only my cock".

It's a true story.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-01-04 20:16 [#01018235]
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Were there badgers and mushrooms nearby?

;)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 20:18 [#01018237]
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maybe they had eaten some mushrooms and gone in search of
badgers.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 20:20 [#01018240]
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heh no.
I actually posted this story once before.
I remember writing somewhere that I laughed at my own joke,
and that was kinda sad. I mean laughing at your own joke is
no good, and it's even worse to do it on the internet.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 20:20 [#01018242]
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the lobster seems to be about 1 cm.

I think I could handle that. as long as it doesn't grab on
to my frenulum..


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-04 20:22 [#01018243]
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i've got a snake, mang!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-01-04 20:22 [#01018244]
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Badgers in me trousers...

Mushrooms up me nose...

I HATE SNAKES! I HATE 'EM!

O-o


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-04 20:22 [#01018245]
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lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster
lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster

frenulum frenulum


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 20:24 [#01018251]
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words are fun


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-04 20:28 [#01018257]
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"And my friends asked me if I was allright.
I finnished my peeing and ran out to them, "yeah", I said,
"it was only my cock"."

My GOD man, did you even PULL UP YOUR PANTS
FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :O



 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 20:30 [#01018258]
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Link

more words. on my site. top of page.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-04 20:31 [#01018259]
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AH AH AH AHAHAHAHA. I LINKED.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-04 20:44 [#01018271]
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you are like some beautiful young god, glowing bronze in the
soft rays of the first morning sun.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-04 20:46 [#01018276]
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I was sorry to hear about your shins. :-(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 20:46 [#01018277]
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oxygenfad will probably start to hump him soon, mistaking
him for a young girl.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 20:47 [#01018279]
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hehe yeah my pants were pulled up allright.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-04 20:51 [#01018288]
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Who's that mexican guy who also likes little girls...
xopholopacotl or something... we can put them in the same
cell.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-04 20:52 [#01018289]
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phew!


 


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