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Hello everyone. If any of you have noticed my new avatar, you will have seen the monocle that the horse is wearing. You may have been baffled by the fact that when the horse looks in the opposite direction, the monocle is still fully visible. I can only imagine that, to a lay-man like yourself, this must appear to be absolutely preposterous. How could the monocle be displayed on both sides? Surely when the horse bares the side of his face which does not don the monocle, you would perhaps see the string hanging down from the other side but it would be impossible to see the actual eye-piece (sorry I do not know the correct term). The answer, my friends, is simple. The horse wears two monocles. Happy 2004 horsefactory |
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRILLIANT!!!!!! *APPLAUDS FURIOUSLY* |
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ishallsleepsoundlytonight |
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"oh god thats the fifth monacle this week! i must stop being so surprised all the time." |
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Maybe though, instead of 2 frames there are about 2000; 999 frames all a copy of the right side followed by a single lightening quick frame where the horse moves the monacle from one eye to the other, followed by the same pattern for the opposite side. |
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that was a close to being a sensible awnser |
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Wrong |
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RIP WAT IS UR BLUD TIPE thread |
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For carbon based terrestial mammoths, such as christmas horses, wear 3 minus 1 monacles, I suggest a little known new technological invention that conveniently combines the two optical cyborg enhancers into a single unit referred to as "glasses". Kochlear's avatar should be a flYing head boss iin a videogame that floats around and always looks at the player and shoots lazers, and sometiimes opens it's mouth to release a heat seeking green blob orb. |
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That does not explain the anomaly of the hat. Is the horse wearing two symmetrical hats joined at the brim, forming an apex? That would hold the hat on better as it eternally looks for enemies. Also maybe the horse wants speakers inside the two hats so its music will play in stereo. These questions will never be answered until the horse looks directly at us. |
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The greatest mystery remains unsolved.. I am speaking, of course, of the fascinating "black pixel" which is located at the bottom left of every xltronic page. Can you see it? It is in the dark grey area. Only Phobiazero knows what it is. There are many theories about its purpose - some say that it is a perfect 1:10^9544854 model of the universe, others say that it is a tiny map of Phobiazero's house. I personally believe that it is a 1x1 fragment of my old horse avatar, which in its rapid transition from left to right was flung from its home in the .gif and eventually settled in the bottom left corner, where it remains to this day. |
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EGADS! i never noticed that ubiquitous black pixel!? is it a sign of our doom? or has xltronic been haxed and that missing pixel contained all the being of the phobiazero!? could that be why you cant ever see his face!? is HE the missing pixel!? |
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it's the anus of xlt. some kind of a way out |
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i think the missing pixel is the next big bang, sitting there, growing ever so slightly so that you dont even notice it until BAM! another universe! |
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Perplexing, isn't it? |
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indeed it is |
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XLTONIC IS COLLAPSING! *dives out window |
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maybe we're both right... just like, two sides of the same coin.. interesting |
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that's a monocle..? YEH, RIGHT!!! |
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perhaps the pixel is a digital black-hole, or the amount of music hosted on this site. its all being sucked up and the pixel grows ever so slightly every time a vibe is uploaded. |
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itll eat you whole... get out while you still can!!!!!! ITS TOO LATE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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that black pixel is a sign of the end. these things were first uncovered in the book of K_maty. Open now your books to Elusive b:7 1-3 let us read together.... |
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