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I got a letter from your mom ;o) Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Ma |
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LOL!!!! Nice one |
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Hehehe. |
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Great letter:) Especially the first sentence. |
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HAHAAH made me laugh out loud, esp 'This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. ' |
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the truck part is great as well did you make this yourself? |
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One might think that pOgO might have made that, considering the part of the world she lives in! :P J/K pOgO Hehhehehe |
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shut it !! no, I can;t claim credit for taht one, it was passed to me via your typical office spam-a-thon |
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Heheheheh, good old office spam-a-thons! |
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hahahahahahahahahaha |
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pOgO, I want to worrk wherre you worrk, it seems fun. |
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No you dont ! I do for a living O_o |
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What, you make hyperlinks that don't work? Well, actually that's not far off what your company does... ;) |
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true =op |
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I was just talking to a user who had been having problems with her machine -- it was losing its settings every time she turned it on. Her: "I asked my boyfriend about it. He knows about computers, and he said it sounds like it might need a new sea monster battery." It took me a while to figure out what she meant. |
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i feel kind of sad understanding that joke |
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Sea monster battery? Something to do with a seagate HD (Barracuda, Triton, etc)? :-/ |
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaaaaaaaahhahahAAAAAAAAAH! ! |
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thing is I can't read fast. booo reading! |
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8op |
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from now on, insted of reading things i'd rather people just whisper in my ear!!!!!!! sweet nothings ofcourse! |
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well go on.. SPEAK pOgo! say something, cant talk to myself, i just got back from the pub and i still got plenty to say! etc etc etc |
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but im outdrunked by roygbivcore tonight, i saw how he was typing man, fuck he's off! |
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put's lips close to princo's ear... HELLO PRINCO !!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! |
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SPEAK UP LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burps in pOgO's ear!* |
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*sniff sniff* wtf have you been eating ?!? |
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jesus! |
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I mean... Pizza!!!!!!!!!1 ;) |
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Princo in the pub a few hours ago: |
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OMG! WHERE DID U GET THAT FOOTAGE!?!!! dodgy PUBS! |
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I was the girl in the red dress that you vomited on shortly after |
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Ohhhh I have a way with the ladies!! yep |
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CMOS battery.. the thing that keeps your BIOS´ settings when the power is turned off |
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Ha ha, "C MOnSter Battery" :D |
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Somebody tell me where I can get episodes of The Office??!!! Them 'Bit Torrents' an alternative? |
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