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offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:05 [#01014273]
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Okay

Why in the orange fuck do you run soooo slooooowwwly in
dreams?

Is it a sign of self defeat?

Does one want to be caught by the perpetrator?

Am i douche bag?


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:11 [#01014286]
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Yall better like this post cuz there are more fire side
chats coming...


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:15 [#01014298]
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WHAT!


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:16 [#01014302]
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Am i douche bag?

people with horrible english ask themselves that every day.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-02 15:16 [#01014304]
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i run soooo faaaaaaaastly in my dreams.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 15:17 [#01014305]
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1) YOU run slowly in dreams because you don't have the
mental capacity to think quiker.

2) No, it's not a sign of self defeat it's a sign that you
are a dumb motherfucker.

3) Fantasies about male rape are not normal.

4) No, but you are a million worse things.



 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:17 [#01014308]
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because your limbs aren't moving


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:18 [#01014310]
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it's because you're asleep.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:26 [#01014336]
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well i didnt know i was going to be hated on, shit.

and who said anything about male rape? is that what your
fantasies are about?


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:29 [#01014349]
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don't you mean "who say thing about male rape? is that what
fantasy about?"


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 15:30 [#01014355]
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Foo, I dont have time to answer your redneck questioning...I
got plenty of other people that need to be hated on. Unless
you got me some fried chicken, consider this conversation
over with.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:34 [#01014370]
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ok

well fuck you!



 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:36 [#01014374]
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don't you mean:

ok

well!


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:37 [#01014378]
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btw, i keep rereading my original posts, and i think they
are grammatically correct.

i hope im not wrong, because im a journalism major.

and you think im a redneck,,,because i said 'yall'?

i didnt know this board was full of college professors
grading everyone's posts.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:39 [#01014380]
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no.

yes.

yes.

&

no.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 15:40 [#01014383]
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I am not a college professor. I am far too bright to ever
consider degrading myself by accepting such a job.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-01-02 15:41 [#01014385]
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I hate how you can't scream when you're dreaming. Couple
that with the lack of running ability and you're a sitting
duck for three headed slime monsters.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:42 [#01014386]
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so you take the role of a grader, but don't get paid for it?


sounds like your gettin' screwed.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-02 15:42 [#01014388]
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don't you mean "you take role of grader but no $ you screwed
are"?


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:43 [#01014389]
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you are making a lot of sense kochlear.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 15:43 [#01014390]
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I never dream about running or screaming. I dream of eating
out asian teens in penthouse apartments...


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:44 [#01014391]
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yes that post had a mistake in it.

your = you're , im so sorry !


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:46 [#01014397]
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ophecks - thanks for the reponse to the question at hand.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-01-02 15:50 [#01014400]
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That would be funny if all those Asian teens were
simultaneously dreaming about you between their legs. I do
sometimes.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:52 [#01014401]
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for some reason, i dont dream about sex very often.

i dream about pretty girls and romance, and all that, but
never dirty, sexy, sweat-sex.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-01-02 15:53 [#01014403]
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Same here, honestly. Sometimes it gets to the point where it
looks like sex is going to happen, but then I run away in
slow motion, screaming.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 15:54 [#01014404]
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hahahaha, that actually made me laugh out loud, something
which very rarely occurs in this strange world of internet
communication :P


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-02 15:56 [#01014405]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



i dreamt about eating three different brownies last night.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-01-02 16:02 [#01014413]
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very sexy lobster man.


 


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