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wookie mating season
 

donkfood on 2001-12-05 05:27 [#00058263]



I'm just warning you all that it's starting up, don't go
outside unless you are armed with a gun or have wookie
repellent.


 

Contour Regard from a gunstand on 2001-12-05 06:20 [#00058273]



i hope chewbacca doesn't come and rape me...wouldn't that
hurt. I heard that chewbacca is a chronic rapist. the only
way you know if you've been raped is if you have a big ball
of wookie hair stuck to your ass.


 

donkfood on 2001-12-05 06:32 [#00058274]



They have been known to attract you to their mating bush by
pulling a string tied to a quarter. Don't fall for it.
They're mating behavior is sophisticated and full of guile,
watch out.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-05 09:27 [#00058306]



chewbacca! ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh what a wookie!!

i love green jelly! they are great!

 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-05 09:50 [#00058310]



I just gave chewbacca an award for "Wookie Of The Year"he
was so happy to get it after all of these years !!!!!THE
BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!


 

crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 10:32 [#00058324]



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRLRLRLRLRRLRLRLRRG!!!!!!!

 

Maytag from Durham,NH USA on 2001-12-05 10:43 [#00058328]



"I bent my wookie."

Ralph Wiggum

 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-05 20:44 [#01949372]
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L OOOO L
L O O L
L O O L
L O O L
L O O L
LLLLLL OOOO LLLLLLL

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-06 01:25 [#01949484]
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I created this masterpiece. 5 years ago. Damn.

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-06 02:49 [#01949503]
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q)Why did the wookie cross the road?

a)100. one to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.

 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-07 05:02 [#01949983]
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w
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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-08-07 05:05 [#01949984]
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q)Why did the wookie cross the road?

a)I don't know, but I was expecting some sort of weird
punchline revolving around them hitting a Wookie in the car
in THX 114.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-07 05:12 [#01949986]
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why dont humans have a mating season?

 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-08-07 05:14 [#01949987]
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They do; 24 July to 02 September, in club 18-30 resorts.

 

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