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I was messing around with this old Technics belt drive turntable... it was running shit because the belt was loose. Well I rooted around my piles of crap until I found a nice big flat rubber band... and it worked!!!!111 i rock |
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And the world is saved! |
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yes you do, celery master |
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pimp. exxailon: best avatar ever. |
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The world is more than saved, my friend, I have set it to rocking. Now I can get my huge record collection routed into my 'puter. Did you know old Steely Dan records sound great if you route them through a compressor and a sonic maximizer? Awwww yeah, time to hit the flea markets for some weird old vinyl. |
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macgyver would have used an umbilical cord |
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Ah yes, the infamous lost episode directed by Bunuel. |
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macgyver would have wanked off in a perfect circle and would then allow his semen to solidify into a makeshift belt which would actually work better than any factory produced garbage |
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Blowing spunk rings as it were. |
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spewing forth arcs of love silk |
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This reminds me of a humorous anecdote |
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Oh! You must regale us with your anecdote. |
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indeed.. |
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*adjusts monocle and places elbow comfortably upon the mantle* |
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Shall we first move along to the smoking room..? |
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Ah yes, the smoking room. Geoffrey has just mounded a new cannibis shaped fractal poster on the north wall. |
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Please excuse me while I change into my rather fabulous smoking jacket - be back in a tick. |
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How are you gentlemen |
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Oh good afternoon, we're just on our way to the smoking room. If you'd like, step with us on the motorized golf cart. |
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what you say |
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oh dear, I believe w M w has passed. sherry, anyone? |
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I'd brring the glasses, but I fearr you wanna-bes drrink frrom the can. |
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Sherrrry, indeed, I judged you wrrong. |
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damnit! this is cool and all, but my little sister needs the computer for some bullshit assignment. ill be back on in a few hours and we can keep going with our little smoking room game-thing.. |
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ur a real sicko wimp, fancyfag |
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oh how amusing! the American fellow has turned up! |
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have you fellas got any terrible beer and processed cheese? i'm home sick! |
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