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Find below initial notes for my global compatible political party that shall cure all existing conflict: 1. Introduction Party is named "During birth, leg shall be removed in order to feed the state party". 2. Rules When born your leg will be removed, suitable techniques will be used to allow you to live. Your leg will be taken to a central location. A large warehouse will be used to keep all legs. Legs will be used to feed the remainder of humanity. Each person will be transported to a feeding site each morning, afternoon and night, in order to eat part of leg mound. Each of each person's days will be used to travel to leg mound to eat spare legs. 2. Benefits People will not be discriminated if only having one leg. People will not starve due to injection of one leg into society. People will not need to work. 3. Drawbacks People will not be able to purchase expensive shoes. (so what) People will not be able to make 200 times the average annual weekly wage by playing football. Pop idol will not exist, as people on a Saturday night will be traveling to leg mound instead of watching and funding shite television concepts. 4. Politicians These will not exist, as there will be no need for laws, as every person will be incorporated into leg mound system. Each person shall be housed through the day in a special harness, allowing them to stand with their one leg. At certain times they will be released (via conveyors) in order to allow them to be fed. Hence no law and order shall be required, hence no wasted resources required for lawyers, policemen and the queen. *I will keep you updated. The next section of the manifesto for the "During birth, leg shall be removed in order to feed the state party" will include the following: A. Details demonstrating the need for an A-Team van to be installed in every shoe. B. How the price of mince shall be regulated. C. Why the length of Erasure will be declared a national holiday. |
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So what about dancing? Are we all gonna hump around on our leg? (WITH expensive shoe!!!!!) |
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It's 2 o' clock in the MORNING |
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Half of the people in the shoe industry will lose their job. |
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do only the new borns lose their leg? how will we be entertained without football and pop idols? |
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good points. |
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