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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-04 06:24 [#00057934]



I'm sorry for our silly prime minister and his inability to
speak normally.

I'm sorry for our cold cold climate which causes us to live
in huts and drive skidoos all year.

I'm sorry for our worthless Canadian Tire Money that you see
blowing down the street and chase after thinking its real
money.

I'm sorry for being attached to the US.

I'm sorry for saying "A" or "Eh" in the middle of
sentences.

I'm sorry for being so passive.

I'm sorry for building super compressed hydro engines on the
tips of of our great land and flying off to attach ourself
to another planet as we have been doing for the past
8million years, sucking the life and resources out of each
planet then moving on to the next.....

I'm sorry for our poor quality shoes.

I'm sorry for having lakes in the middle of my country
shaped like a person.

I'm sorry for the deal we made with a hyper evolved race of
earwigs involving Kraft Dinner and the KGB

I'm sorry for the poor sap that gets this far and reads
these very words.........

cheers eh



 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 06:32 [#00057938]



Ah. I love you.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 06:42 [#00057944]



I love Canada, and I'm happy we've got guys like you , with
CPU code for names.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-04 06:53 [#00057951]



that was great!


 

...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-04 07:08 [#00057956]



After leaving this suicide note, the binary digit known as
1010-1111-10 drove to the lake shaped like a person with
Canada's flag on his shirt and dumbells strapped to his
ankles and cast himself in. He was never heard from again,
but from that day on people judged eachother for the quality
of their character rather than by their native countries.


 

...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-04 07:09 [#00057957]



*sniff*


 

o_O from old age on 2001-12-04 07:40 [#00057961]



in canada we dont sit on chairs they sit on us.



 


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