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Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-03 09:01 [#00057665]



In the future if you see the name Baron Von Picklefoot in
any form of media if it's book,music,video anything please
buy it!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!P.S.They parade me
around like a goddamn polar bear. The say my brain is
demented and that I invented the solar flare


 

...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-03 09:10 [#00057667]



A wise marketing suggestion. Likewise to me... of course if
everyone does this everyone would be buying useless crap
from others and selling their useless crap to others. I
predict it will be a book called:
The controversial rubber moose theory (a path to the
chocolate hedgeclippers): a biological perspective by Baron
von PickleBeet
But the title page will list the author as picklefoot not
picklebeet and the book will perplex librians and the dewey
decimal system... and eventually filed next to einsteins
book on relativity.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-03 09:25 [#00057675]



i promise.
i love you.
i really do man.
kiss me.
you know you want to.
its allright!
the magpie stole my peanut!
magpies do not eat peanuts!
elephants eat peanuts!
you, my friend, are a magpie!
so give me back my peanut and we can be friends!
my magpie friend cocked his head and our eyes locked.
i knew i could not be mad at my magpie friend.

p.s. remember bob and john?


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-03 09:28 [#00057676]



I love postal mail, and I can't help but laugh when someone
farts. I have been know to sport eye wear made out of fruit
and don fake mustaches, so guard your girls because chicks
dig that kind of shit.....
THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-03 09:32 [#00057680]



i found that the ladies are impressed when i recite the tale
of "jamille the greatest carpet rider in the land". then
they hit me with a shovel and call me 'olaf the simple bean
farmer' and laugh. ya... i think i am pretty good with the
ladies.


 

...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-03 09:43 [#00057685]



Yeah, crazy old bob and john... I wonder how those crazy
fools are doing


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-03 09:44 [#00057686]



the last i heard bob was sleeping in a dumpster and john
still has his yellow truck and still loves dem cookies!


 

Fernz on 2001-12-03 09:58 [#00057692]



HAVE YOU BEEN BLAGGING GUNS ON MY MANOR?!

Buy anythin involving the Baron? Sure.
Remember... THE BARON HAS SPOKEN, PEOPLE.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-03 14:43 [#00057751]



haha, that's funny stuff... yeah, I'd buy anything with the
Barons name on it...


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-03 15:08 [#00057757]



sure will barron


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-12-03 15:41 [#00057761]



I promise... just dont sell out on us by merging into Black
and Decker or anything... ;)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-03 17:16 [#00057786]



Well, I think you all know how I feel about the Baron. I'm
madly in love with him and his rants.

:-* KISS


 

REPHLEX~ology from UK on 2001-12-03 19:55 [#00057822]



If only the cheese was on first name answering terms, then i
can win the olympic fish kicking composium.

I'm gonna have to buy anything by the baron.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-03 22:59 [#00057866]



I've never seen any Baron Brand stuff around, but I've got
my eyes open.


 

SiNai on 2001-12-04 00:20 [#00057874]



You should make T-Shirts wit zany messages like "Excuse me,
sir, but I think your goldfish just stole my wallet" or "I
have magnetic super cyanide apple juice powers!"


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-12-04 00:44 [#00057876]



"They parade me around like a goddamn polar bear. The say my
brain is demented and that I invented the solar flare"

...not bad


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-12-04 01:36 [#00057882]



i will baron, oh i will


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-04 02:05 [#00057891]



I have begun my own clothing line called "Rat Bastard" on
every shirt it will have nothing but pictures of me in a
bathtub fulled with jello!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!


 

SiNai on 2001-12-04 03:11 [#00057899]



I WANT ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS!!! Where do I apply?


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-04 05:54 [#00057928]



hook a brotha up


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-04 05:58 [#00057929]



Send all addresses to Sancho242@aol.com and I will be more
then happy to send you A shirt if you can fix my broken
toaster oven and teach my cat to speak
english............THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-04 05:59 [#00057930]



no problem fixing the toaster, but i could teach you cat
cantonese- they learn it much better than english.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-04 06:05 [#00057931]



Cantonese........hmmmmmm well, I really need an english
speaking cat because I am planing to get my cat a job at a
truck stop selling pancakes.I really need money to get my
wisdom teeth pulled !!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John's Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-04 06:13 [#00057932]



I own the barrons own lemmon kissed shoes, approved by a guy
that looks like the barron himself. With them i give hope to
depress funky space ninjas by shooting dwarf cheese from the
souls and walking insideout.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-04 06:52 [#00057950]



if think its great how one guy can get people to act
bizarre!!! i love it!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 07:13 [#00057958]



I think I love the baron. I'll go to sleep and dream of him,
and of you all. Good night!


 

o_O from grand mal on 2001-12-04 07:38 [#00057959]



like so many sardines whos fate
has been shared with burnt toast



 

...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-04 07:40 [#00057960]



Like so much antifreeze licked up by unsuspecting animals.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-04 08:17 [#00057967]



I plan to spread my gospel of gibberish across the
land!!!!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!! P.S. I TAP DANCE IN A RAP
STANCE RUN LAPS AND DO THE DISHES!!!!!


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-04 21:46 [#00058148]



go for it my son


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-04 21:46 [#00058149]



go for it my son


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-22 23:12 [#00097614]
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GENIUS!!!!!


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:13 [#00097616]
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this must be the no-photo section


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 23:15 [#00097620]
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Yes, no more Alley Baggett!


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:16 [#00097622]
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yes, i had to face up to the fact that i could be as
feminine as she is in a picture, if i really wanted to...

Question is now, did is succeed?


 

offline BaronVonPickleF from United States on 2002-02-23 00:35 [#00097773]
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Wow this is old !!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-08-17 23:40 [#00354195]
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Yeeee haaaaw!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-08-17 23:57 [#00354205]
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i wonder if my ability to speak totally incomprehensible
lines of rubbish for pure enjoyment is still functioning
after all these years of neglect...hmmm?!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-26 11:26 [#01090392]
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supreme bumpage y0


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-26 11:30 [#01090399]
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wow!

i want a tshirt :)


 


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