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..also (re)discovered this in last months face mag. "adam freeland's top ten sexually related words & phrases: 1. gleek 2. panty hamster 3. puckering balloon knot 4. fanny batter 5. gusset typist 6. crouch pheasant 7. stink bridge 8. clam lapping 9. fuzz bumper 10 purple veined yoghurt thrower" i think 1, 6 & 7 are the best.. any more immaturity anyone cares to share? |
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i dont know what most of those words mean, especially 7 i'd like to know because of that chef song |
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my guess would be it's the perineum. |
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It's also known as 'the biffin bridge' it's the bit between your bottom hole and your nuts. and your nuts.... |
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vagina clit cunt cum guzzling gutter whore |
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yes, the perineum. |
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say it with me now. perineum perineum P E R I N E U M PERINEUM!!! |
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that would be my guess too. big - theyre funny because most of them are just made up slang.. if you use your imagination, you can pretty much decipher them. and that way, they have a special, individual meaning for everyone > just like the bible |
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vagicrotchness |
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"puckering balloon knot" is much too contrived. doesn't exactly roll of the.. mmm... tongue, now does it..? |
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ah, the skin between the outward sexual parts and the anus, continued in the bottom crack |
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slang for that is "chode" |
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choad |
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im aroused |
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cunt flaps gaping love hole |
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i agree with you about "puckering knot balloon" qrter.. cunt flaps eh...? not much left to the imagination with that one. i've heard choad before. big - your last post is the entire reason for me starting this thread.. my work is done. |
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we call it the "choda" here, and usually offer those who are oblivious to the meaning of the term some "choda cheese" |
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A man is in bed with his wife when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It's half past three in the morning. "Fuck that for a game of soldiers," he thinks, and goes back to sleep. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and this bloke is stood outside. "Hey, mate," says the stranger, "can you give us a push?" "No, bugger off, it's half three. I was in bed," says the man and shuts the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. "Dave, you're an arsehole. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to fuck off?" So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere shouts, "Hey mate, do you still want a push?" In the distance a voice cries out, "Yes please, mate." Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" "Over here, on the swings." |
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milk the prostate |
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..its the way you tell 'em |
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Hahahhahahaha :D |
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nice!! |
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hehe when he said can i have a push i assumed it was for the swings. |
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in these parts a "choad" is a penile appendage wider than it is long (not a perineum). a "perineum" is referred to as a "grendel" (because we all know our privates are spawns of satan) |
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i like it.. which "parts" are these exactly? (ahem, that youre FROM i mean) |
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fuzzy clam camel toe third eye brown balloon knot (I think it's the puckering that makes it contrived) stink fist spread eagle carpet bombing and last but not least, poopchute |
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stink truly is a great word in virtually any context |
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Adam Freeland is the shit :) |
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rick astley |
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i'm from maine |
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Perineum, also known as: bonch choad 'stink bridge' i guess... what others?! |
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Oh yes, also: taint |
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dump the oysters |
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