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just flicking through last month's face mag, found this again.. i hope somebody buys me the brass eye dvd for christmas. "electric soft parade's favourite chris morris headlines: 1. elastic song strangles hucknall 2. "last one on drugs is a queer" yells portillo 3. dismantled pope found sliding along road. 4. headmaster suspended for using big-faced child as sattellite dish. 5. where now for man raised by puffins? 6. russia elects cobweb. 7. "feel my nose & put my specs there" roars drunken major. 8. demented raccoon prised from cartland's headless corpse. 9. boy made of paint wins by-election. 10 "child with glass face too disgusting for words" says vicar.. |
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the title of this thread seems to have failed to capture the imagination of the xltronic community. id have thought some people recognised chris morris' name.. maybe its esp that (understandably) put people off.. a shame - as i remember these headlines with great fondness. still funny today. |
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this thread is a failure. |
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unfortunately that would seem to be the case.. pity. not everything works out quite as you planned sometimes.. |
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had you been planning this thread for long? |
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no - just a passing thought as i flicked through a mag.. i guess you were never lucky enough to see 'brass eye' in the netherlands? |
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after reading the book "secrets of xlt" i decovered that we can save this thread. All this thread needs is 30 or more posts and people will check it out based on principal. |
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nice stats.. you are wise. i fear it may be a lost cause though. if people arent in the mood to discuss chris morris' work (not just brass eye, but the "my wrongs.." bafta winning short film for warp & the smoke hammer bush stuff) then.. well.. you know.. ..you can lead a horse to water - as the saying goes |
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no. I did see the "the day today" though. and I downloaded the "on the hour" radioseries from dobbin. we're secretely in love, you see. |
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well, best of luck to you both.. you make a lovely couple. dont worry your secret's safe with me.. |
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well i once led Ian Noll to water and Qrter made him drink! |
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well then, ..you sound like my kind of people! |
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..and then I kicked him in. oh, how we laughed!! |
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yeah i laughed so hard and then we stole Ian's wallet and bought drinks and food for us. Also we bought stuff for people we didn't know. Seriously see how you can browse Qrter's record bag? He got that premium membership with Ian's money!! |
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we did give him back his empty wallet, though. no need to be mean. and then we pushed him in front of a moving bus. oh, how we laughed!! |
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congratulations, i tip my hat to the both of you. |
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hey, virginp., shall we push acrid milk hall into something? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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acrid milk hall i like you. Welcome to the board!! *wispers to qrter something about pushing acrid into a booby trapped room full of Tomatoes, Brown paint, feathers, Dildos, Carrots and anteaters. |
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*whispers something about a crazy vaginas room* |
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*secretly takes acrids wallet and goes to crazy vagina's room* |
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*remembers to thank my girlfriend for the booby-trapped cyanide wallet she bought me for my birthday.. i knew it would come in handy one day* |
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