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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:22 [#00990981]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



take the death test

my results:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 17, 2051
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:24 [#00990984]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



can you stop filling the board with these vile personality
tests please


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:25 [#00990986]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



these are pretty fun tests ;)

Do you have any of the following illnesses?

x hairy nipples

Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the
following?

x mafia connections

How often do you...

x swallow knives?

Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting
business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so,
e-mail us)



 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:27 [#00990990]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #00990984



no

and i can't take your request seriously because your
paranoid horse distracts me


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:29 [#00990994]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



okay sir please fill the board with vile tests


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:31 [#00990996]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #00990994



they are only 3. take a chill pill pal


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:32 [#00990997]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



okay sir


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:44 [#00991021]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



i thought the chill pill would slow the horse down. damn


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-14 13:46 [#00991024]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



it just said:

4:04pm
sunday, december 14th, 2003

glad its a pretty far way off.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-12-14 13:49 [#00991029]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to tibbar: #00991024



:O


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-14 13:52 [#00991032]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



ahahahahah!!!

"29. Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper,
"lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!" when you approach
them? "

anyways here is mine

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 22, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Electrolysis (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-12-14 14:01 [#00991040]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 9, 2045
at the age of 58 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

At least i won't be senile and pooping my in my kecks at
that point. Hopefully. Fuck, these spark tests are
depressing.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-14 14:24 [#00991071]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



April 6, 2059
at the age of 78 years old
most likely from:
Cancer (49%)
Alcoholism(11%)
Heart Attack(9%)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 10:34 [#00992083]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



*bump*

the original death test thread!


 

offline MachineofGod from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-12-15 16:28 [#00992712]
Points: 3088 Status: Lurker



83 yrs old for me.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:41 [#00992765]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



May 10, 2050
at the age of 75 years old


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:46 [#00992790]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to tolstoyed: #00992765



i dont want to die at my best age!!!!!


 


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