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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:22 [#00990981]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker
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take the death test
my results:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 17, 2051 at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%) Heart Attack (17%) Third Degree Burns (8%) Horrible Accident (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Loneliness (6%)
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:24 [#00990984]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular
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can you stop filling the board with these vile personality tests please
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:25 [#00990986]
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these are pretty fun tests ;)
Do you have any of the following illnesses?
x hairy nipples
Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the following?
x mafia connections
How often do you...
x swallow knives?
Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:27 [#00990990]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #00990984
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no
and i can't take your request seriously because your paranoid horse distracts me
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:29 [#00990994]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular
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okay sir please fill the board with vile tests
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:31 [#00990996]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #00990994
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they are only 3. take a chill pill pal
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-14 13:32 [#00990997]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular
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okay sir
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-14 13:44 [#00991021]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker
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i thought the chill pill would slow the horse down. damn
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-14 13:46 [#00991024]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker
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it just said:
4:04pm sunday, december 14th, 2003
glad its a pretty far way off.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-12-14 13:49 [#00991029]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to tibbar: #00991024
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:O
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-14 13:52 [#00991032]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker
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ahahahahah!!!
"29. Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper, "lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!" when you approach them? "
anyways here is mine
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 22, 2059 at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Electrolysis (15%) Cancer (12%) Alcoholism (12%) Alien Abduction (10%) Heart Attack (10%) Homicide (8%) Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-12-14 14:01 [#00991040]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 9, 2045 at the age of 58 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%) Heart Attack (15%) Electrolysis (11%) Alcoholism (10%) Alien Abduction (5%)
At least i won't be senile and pooping my in my kecks at that point. Hopefully. Fuck, these spark tests are depressing.
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-14 14:24 [#00991071]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker
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April 6, 2059 at the age of 78 years old most likely from: Cancer (49%) Alcoholism(11%) Heart Attack(9%)
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 10:34 [#00992083]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker
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*bump*
the original death test thread!
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MachineofGod
from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-12-15 16:28 [#00992712]
Points: 3088 Status: Lurker
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83 yrs old for me.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:41 [#00992765]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator
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May 10, 2050 at the age of 75 years old
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:46 [#00992790]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to tolstoyed: #00992765
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i dont want to die at my best age!!!!!
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