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Someone has been calling and hanging up every now and then. Some car was parked in front of my house with some dude in it for like 20-30 minutes. Also while my folks were out someone tried to open the door (which I locked). I would fucking hate for my stuff to get stolen (seeing as I don't have house insurance). All my BOC Cd's and Autechre... I would defiantly not be happy. Anyone got any tips ? |
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hide your electronica collection, when (t)he(y) break(s) in and can't find your IDM cd's they'll leave. It's all theyre after. |
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i'd set up some swinging paint cans on the stairway, throw down some marbles in the entryway, and balance an iron on the edge of your laundry chute, so that when they pull the cord thinking it's the light, they get smoked in the head. stuff like that. |
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hide the cds and valuables under a couch or something way out of plain view and under something unmoveable |
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get some security stickers and stick em all around your house "this house is alarmed" sorta shit |
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move all your expensive belongings (tv, etc..) into a back room,. get a bit of paper and stickytape it to the front, and write "broken - throw out" on it |
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if you see the car sitting out front again, run out of your house, and sprint at the car, bash on the windows and scream like a crazy person |
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lol :D |
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keep a baseball bat near the door, if someone tries to break into the place, beat the living crap out of them |
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does nobody remember macaulay culkin? |
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maybe you could do anything which seems like the opposite of what you've done so far |
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It's the feds! RUN! |
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no. |
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Call the police ! Really now, you should call the police and let them know |
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wait.. if you do call the police, then your parents will know that you didn't travel to paris with them, and that you stayed at home the whole time.. well then.. just do what ambsace said, and give 'em hell with booby traps and such.. the wet/sticky bandits will never forget the name Kevin McAlister.. |
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hehe Sounds like home alone ! LAY TRAPS ! LAY TRAPS ! |
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plus, if that goes correctly and the crooks are arrested, then they will be realeased about the same time that mr. fungusman's family tries to go on another vacation, except this time he'll end up in a huge abandoned house in new york! |
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LOL but hey, seriously, this shit is creepy, we have ppl calling and listening and hanging up at my home right now, they called 4 times this week. Some1 have been pulling the door at night aswell... it's quite scary. But really as Refund said. They are probably just kids/teenagers so try 2 scare them back >=) Im consider 2 wait up at night and sit close by our door, when i hear a sound ill be prepared adn if some1 touches the handle on the door ill just Bang! up the door and starts screaming like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE. If dude shows aggresive behaviour then u better be fast 2 use the baseball bat thou =) |
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The stickers Idea is really good aswell as the marbles on the floor trick. If anything else happens I'm gonna call the cops. As for right now I'm not leaving my house. |
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dress up like a transvestite, go outside, and offer the people in the car sex. |
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it's the kind of thing that you're going to need a crew for... one person at the door... and another handful to come out from another direction and accost the person from behind while they're at the door... |
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When I lived in Ireland, we were in a pretty remote rural location, in a very small cottage. One evening, my dad fell asleep in front of the fire and was woken up at about 3am by the sound of someone opening the bathroom window. Because of the layout of the house, he could lie on the sofa and see straight through into the bathroom, so he did so as the guy hauled himself through the window. Once he was in the bathroom he switched on his torch only to illuminate my dad, standing there with a poker from the fireplace... |
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was his hair "erasery" or does that not run in the family? cause i have this image in my head of this middleaged man with "eraserhair"... with a half-open bathrobe, and slippers, and a hot poker... and its humourous |
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Heh, no my dad had very short receding hair. My hair definitely comes from mom's side of the family ;) |
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i guess that works... |
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we have a small lead pipe near the door slightly dangerous neighbor hood |
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well what the hell happened!? as johnny depp said 'FINISH THE FUCKING STORY' |
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get the breadknife (and the cleaver if you really want to go overboard), and cut the fuckers.. |
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when they try the door handle open the door abruptly, grab the guys hand, slap it a few times (like you were a mother scolding a child), and then slam the door in his face... |
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the people in the place across the alley sell crack |
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put navy seal insignia all over your place |
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Which country do you live in? Despite our harsh (on the "defender") laws, I wouldn't think twice about killing someone if they broke into my house (provided no other burglar with them got away). If you rough them up a bit, you face prison or at the very least reprisals. If you kill them an no one else knows they're there I reckon you've got a good chance of dumping the body and getting away with it. |
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Take your t-shirt off, go out and beat the living snot out of them. Problem solved. |
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How's that plug in working out? Just do a wink for 'AMAZING' or a frown for 'not bad' keep it under your hat though, it's a secret weapon... |
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murderer in the making, eh? no problems for me with burglars, touch wood. i live in a really nice area in a really nice flat with really nice security. i'm lucky. ha. |
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