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goth kids: "life is only pain. and suffering. and darkness." stan: "then what's the point of living?" goth kids: "to make life miserable for the conformists." stan: "cool, how do i join?" goth kids: "to join the non-conformists you have to dress like us and listen to the same music that we do." stan: "jimmy, tell wend she's a continuing source of inspiration for me" jimmy: "sure thing st-st-st-stan" *walks over to wendy* jimmy: "stan says you're a cun----stan says you're a c-c-c-cun-----stan says you're a cun--cun---cunt--- wendy: "ahh!" *walks away* jimmy: "...tinuing source of inspiration for him" i love south park. |
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classic lines.. i wish i had/made the time to watch this show. what is this, season 7?! |
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i saw it twice. that show just keeps getting better. I liked raisons. that restaurant looks like fun. |
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i dont know what season it is. seems like its been on forever. |
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well i remember watching the first episode in 8th grade. that was in 1998 so i guess it'll be coming up on 6 years on the air. |
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jimmy: well i did ecstasy once. (all look at jimmy) jimmY: me and my girlfriend stayed up all night having sex. stan: where? jimmy: in her v-vagina. |
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lol that was classic |
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nah my fav (cause it reminds me of my little war with my schools administration ) lil goth kid : theyre all a bunch of Nazi Confromist Cheerleaders... hahaha |
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and who can forget towelie? |
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towlie is the man. i currently have 3 favorite episodes: the towlie episode the one where timmy and jimmy join the 'crips' the one with stan and butters' 'future selves' social commentary has never been so funny. |
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oh yeah and NAMBLA, every time i or one of my friends mentions that acronym we can't stop laughing. |
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I havent seen SP for aaaaaaages |
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ooh now i got a quote from a halloween episode! chef: what was here before? caretaker: this used to be an indian burial ground. chef: oh my god... what did you do? caretaker: well i dug the bodies up from their graves and then took a piss on them. |
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nono it's: kids & chef: was there anything strange about the indian burial ground? caretaker: no kids & chef: are you sure? caretaker: oh yeah! i DID dig up the bodies, piss on them, then bury them upside down. kids & chef: why'd you do that? caretaker: i dunno. kids & chef: we think you opened up a portal to another dimension by doing that. caretaker: that would explain this. *opens the closet door which leads to another dimension* and one of my favorites: jimmy's parents: you need to leave that gang right now. they're bad news. jimmy: don't be d-d-d-d-dissin my n-n-niggas mom. |
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yeah i figured i was wrong. :D |
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did anyone see the mormon one? that was hilarous. |
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lucy harris smart smart smart martin harris dumb |
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the Asspen episode was the best. an entire half an hour taking the piss out of 80's disney kids films. Hotshot Skier Dude: Ha think youre good? Ive been skiing for 22 years, I challenge you to a race. Stan: err no. Hotshot Skier Dude: What your name? Stan: Stan Marsh Hotshot Skier Dude: Hahahaha Stan DARSH is more like it |
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while we're quoting the best show ever... ladder to heaven episode: "you may remember him as the man that wrote those songs about september 11th, and he's here once again to capitalize on people's emotions!" "where were you when they built the ladder to heaven? oh nine eleven nine eleven!" people start crying and buy copies of his cd |
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yeah, then its "where were you when they couldnt build that ladder to heaven". |
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John Edwards: (whiny voice) "i'm not a douche!" singing: "there he is...the biggest douche in the universe!" |
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i like the episode where everything that butters tries to do has already done on the simpsons. |
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:D is that the episode where he starts flooding his backyard with a hose and broadcasts it in a stadium, and in a panic, thinking the world's going to end, the whole stadium full of people strips naked and starts having sex? |
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Last nights South Park was fucking funny. Butters looks at all the cute girls: "This place is awesome!" Cartman: "How do you know, you haven't even tried the food?" |
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dude the one with scott tenorman was JUST on. "mmm let me taste your tears scott, so yummy, the tears of infinite sadness mmm, feels so good in my tummy" "hey, we're that band...radiohead." "whoa, look at the little crybaby." "man that kid is so uncool." "everyone's got problems, it doesn't mean you have to cry about it." "let's get out of here, this is the most uncool kid i've ever seen." "li'l crybaby." |
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cartman: "i luuv you guys =)" *silence* cartman: "ahh...screw you guys" |
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another awsome episode is when everyone is shitting out their mouth.... because cartman says he can do it, so they find that its actuall way healthier to shit out their mouths instead of their asses! its just hilarous! |
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hah. the episode with radiohead was on today. |
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hahaha i always forget just how many hilarious episodes there are. there was something else in that episode that everyone was taking a stand on that was juxtaposed with the shit out their mouth thing for even more humor, what was it? |
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