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offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-10 06:01 [#00984690]
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Post them here, back them up with song title and artist.
I could post 800 placebo songs, but i'll just go with one
for now:

'im borderline bipolar and forever biting on your nuts'


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-12-10 06:14 [#00984702]
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sorry but the only one i can think of is 'a pizza hut a
pizza hut kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut...'
fortunately it has pushed all other bad lyrics out of my
head


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-10 06:17 [#00984705]
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try harder bob mcbob


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-12-10 06:19 [#00984706]
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aphextriplet, phresh...get a room...c'mon! the two guys from
fear and loathing? pffft.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-10 06:24 [#00984712]
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One of the illest since '86, Magic Johnson, no disrespect
My metaphors'll keep me out The Projects
Rap connects'll keep me correct
Eh yo, I wrote this on Donnie roof
After his funeral, on one knee
Thinkin his killer's followin me
So to my nigga Donnie, up there
Can you please tell God that we fucked up here?
We got beer, weed, guns, AIDS
All these obsticles, it's hard to make it nowadays
Watch the Devil in it, some say it's our fault
If that's the answer, you know smokin can cause cancer
Let me drop a bracelet, leave a chain behind
My tape stay at the beginnin cuz that's how they rewind
Y'all know how we dine, we don't eat swine, and we don't
drink wine
If you don't bring me some motherfuckin cognac, I kill you
I can't feel you
Ain't in my senses, and you ain't in my dollars
I fuck with rockwilders, no leashes, no collars
Brolic scholars, that's Ghost Deini!

Superb on Ghostface Killers Ghost Deini off Supreme
Clientele.


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-12-10 06:52 [#00984736]
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That's fucking appauling! Actually, lots of hip-hop lyrics
are pants, such as the following from Wu-Tang's Forever
album:

How can I put it,
Life is like video footage,
Hard to edit

Clearly the Wu boys don't have After Effects.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-10 06:56 [#00984738]
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I can't understand how he got on the album in the first
place...I mean the Wu can be a bit sloppy with lyrics
sometimes, but Superb is beyond sloppy, he is fucking
terrible...seriously the worst rapper I have ever heard on a
(semi?)commercial release.


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-12-10 07:02 [#00984742]
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Oh man. DJ Rubbish kicks it hardcore. You have to listen to
his flows, such as:

Cold and dark
In a room not in a park


 

offline Clic on 2003-12-10 07:16 [#00984763]
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Hot Action Cop's "Fever For The Flava".


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-12-10 07:27 [#00984777]
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that was fun


 

offline Clic on 2003-12-10 07:33 [#00984789]
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No, big, that was shit.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-12-10 07:42 [#00984802]
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cant argue tast,
when it comes to the flava of the cootchie


 

offline Clic on 2003-12-10 08:18 [#00984835]
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Get in the car, big. We're going home.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-12-10 08:28 [#00984851]
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im not tipsy, hon
*vomits*


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-10 10:09 [#00984979]
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any Busted song


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-10 10:43 [#00985016]
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You remembered my song! :O


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-10 10:45 [#00985019]
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Dido's 'Mary's In India' has thoroughly wretched lyrics.


 

offline Clic on 2003-12-10 21:52 [#00986020]
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BAH! :P


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-12-10 21:55 [#00986023]
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MALLPUNK

"I have a crush on the girl in my math class, I masterbate
and act all funny, then I skate board to her house
yayayayayaya"

fucking hate em.


 

offline Clic on 2003-12-10 22:44 [#00986048]
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Are these people getting airplay?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-11 02:06 [#00986155]
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You put your left foot in you take your left foot out

you put your right foor in you take your right foot out

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around

that's what it's all about.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2003-12-11 02:09 [#00986158]
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anything from the washed up pop culture.
i dont know many BAD lyrics, i know some good tho.
Try Lamb, best love songs ever!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-11 02:11 [#00986163]
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that new good charlotte suicide ballad.

ugh.

talk about embarassing, i blush everytime i flip past that
video.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-11 02:13 [#00986166]
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the Underdog Project has some bad ones...

"Everytime I think about you, thoughts go through my mind!"


yeah, like no shit!! :)


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-11 02:19 [#00986177]
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"These embers burn down low
And with my face aglow
You are all I know

Set this place on fire
Watch the flames rise higher
As they reach the ceiling
At your feet I'm kneeling

Drawing ever near
My cause revealed as clear
Yes I burn for you here

Set this place on fire
Watch the flames rise higher
As they reach the ceiling
At your feet I'm kneeling
With every trailing plume
Know it bears me home
"

mad at gravity "burn"

talk about cat hat mat rhyming


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-11 02:23 [#00986185]
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I love women, I think they're great
They're a solace to the world in a terrible state
They're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soul
What a nightmare to have no women in the world

I love women
I love women
I love women
We all love women

I used to look at women in the magazines
I know that it was sexist, but I was in my teens
I was very bitter, all my sex was on the sly
I couldn't keep my hands off women, and I won't till I die

I love women
Ah, I love women
We love women
We all love women

A woman's love can lift you up, and women can inspire
I feel like buying flowers and hiring a celestial choir
A choir of castratis to serenade my love
They'd sing a little bach for us and then we'd make love

I love women
I love women
We all love women
We love women

Lou Reed - Women


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-11 02:47 [#00986196]
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thats crazy, out of nowhere I get some lou reed stuff come
up in a search I did on ebay, check back here and find out
you posted a lou reed song, a guy I've never even heard of
till twice right now.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-11 02:57 [#00986203]
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Lou Reed was the singer for the Velvet Underground... wasn't
he?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-11 05:57 [#00986306]
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so they say


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-11 05:59 [#00986309]
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That new limp biscuit song....



 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-12-11 06:41 [#00986371]
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This is some of the worst lyrics that's out there. I REALLY
REALLY HATE THIS SONG:

Michael Learns To Rock - The Actor

He takes you out and he takes you up
'cause he can show you so much
I go to bed and tomorrow again
there's a lot of work to be done

He gives you gold and he'll promise you
the whole world will be yours
I just can tell you I love you so
even though my odds are low

Chorus:
I'm not an actor I'm not a star
and I don't even have my own car
But I'm hoping so much you'll stay
that you will love me anyway

The dirty games and the neonshows
this is the world he knows
Watching the stars satisfies my soul
thinking of him makes me feel so cold

The fancy cars and the restaurants
you're just so fond of the man
Sometimes I wonder if you are blind
can't you see, he's got dirt on his mind

Chorus:
I'm not an actor I'm not a star
and I don't even have my own car...


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-12-11 13:09 [#00986970]
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oooops i did it again....i messed with your head, now repeat
this line...oh brainwashing's fun....ooops i did it
again.....



 


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