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jupiter from kansas on 2001-11-30 00:00 [#00056930] | |||||||||
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Sundy mornin', i'm wakin' up, can't even foucas, on a coffee cup, don't even know, whos bed i'm in, where do i start, where do i begin ? |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-11-30 17:48 [#00057110] | |||||||||
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yeah, chemical brothers USED to be cool |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-30 18:13 [#00057111] | |||||||||
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Rise and shine sweetheart, you can begin by fixing me some breakfast. Or you can die and not prolong the inevitiable. |
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Charles Barkley on 2001-12-01 06:16 [#00057283] | |||||||||
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I'm the most attractive man in the world, I've put myself in that frame of mine; where I think "goddamn I'm goodlookin," it's not bad either. I might be really attractive though, that's what keeps me going, I have all the standard features of an "attractive person:" nose, eyebrows, working arms and legs, so on. No freckles, if you have freckles then you're ugly, no doubt about it, you ugly fucker. All black people look the same. |
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...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-01 06:46 [#00057289] | |||||||||
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Just keep in mind that snails find eachother sexually attractive. Do you find a snail sexually attractive? Now, does the SNAIL find YOU sexually attractive?... No just members of the opposite sex of your species who's genes have evolved to "want" to replicate with yours. You do have some genes in common with the snail though and you'll be doing snails a favor by replicating them. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-01 07:07 [#00057294] | |||||||||
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That Charles Barkley is a funny guy. You'd better lose 25-30 pounds before attempting to return to the NBA. As for me, I want to have sex with a clone of myself. |
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...MwmW)m(WmwM... on 2001-12-01 07:11 [#00057295] | |||||||||
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Every person has a handful of obscure lethal genes and if you mated withyourself the chances of two recessive ones getting together and showing themselves phenotypically would greatly increase. That's what I read anyway. |
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Charles Barkley on 2001-12-01 12:07 [#00057313] | |||||||||
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Well, I do find snails attractive, you know that scene in A Soldiers Daughter Never Cries, that's nice. A transvestites torso was found buried in an Australian garden, his arms and legs were found in a tree, a near by paddock, wrapped in bandages, and his head was found in the roof drainage thing, that thing that captures rain; Detective Barkley smells foul play. I put a snail on my penis, I lifted the forskin over the snail - somehow - and then I left it there and played some B-Ball... |
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Aaladorn from mp3.com/aaladorn on 2001-12-01 18:25 [#00057346] | |||||||||
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That roof drainage thing that captures rain is the gutter! Wooo! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-01 20:14 [#00057357] | |||||||||
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Ban Barkley, I can't eat, so disgusted... |
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