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Some of you might have noticed that I havn't called qrter gay in a good month or so (it was probably 2 days but just seemed like a month). Rest assured, he's gay all right, but the reason I didn't CALL him that was because I wasn't HERE. You don't know who I am? You didn't know I left? Come to think of it, I believe this is the wrong forum. My mistake, I accidently turned left to the forum of xltronic when I meant to turn right to the my previous forum home, the L. Ron Hubbord Worship Forum. No matter. But the point of this post is to share a good natured elaborate and hilarious prank I had time to brew up since I wasn't participating in the rediculous mutual exchange of hollow pseudo-social internet flatus that reguraly took place at the L. Ron Hubbord Worship Forum. This prank has made me anonymously famous until now. Just read the media if you don't believe me: http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031204/1070 55000003.html One can really put a mind to good use without forum distractions. |
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i did miss your crap |
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I crapped on your missus |
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IAN NOLL FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD caps fucking lock!!!1 :D |
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caps lock is dope |
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time for bum sex |
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caps lock lets people know i am being dangerous and swifty! |
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so nothing about what you've been doing for the last month?? |
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Bogus Dictionary Lands Tourists In Trouble! Thursday December 4, 2003 A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect definitions for every phrase! Now thousands of Japanese tourists who've painstakingly studied the bogus dictionary in preparation for trips to America are arriving on our shores only to encounter blank stares, hysterical laughter or even brutal beatings as soon as they open their mouths. "The man who compiled this dictionary clearly went out of his way to wreak havoc," says New York hotel concierge Jacqueline Porseman, who arranges tours for many VIP guests from Japan. "For instance, when the Japanese think they're asking 'Can you direct me to the rest room?' the book actually has them saying, 'Excuse me, may I caress your buttocks?' "And, the phrase for 'I am very pleased to meet you' is given as 'My friend, your breath could knock over a water buffalo.'" At least 50,000 copies of the book have been sold in Japan in the past year and while the Japanese government has pulled the plug on further sales, copies still turn up in used bookstores and bargain-hunters snap them up. "This is not a funny matter to us," says Hiro Suzuki of the Japanese embassy. "Our citizens who look forward to a pleasurable time in America are being laughed at, spat upon, roughed up and humiliated without knowing what they said wrong. Tourists have been found beaten to a pulp on street corners with this terrible phrase book still in their hands." Among the nearly 2,300 incidents reported to the embassy: A 29-year-old Tokyo man visiting San Francisco for the first time meant to ask a female store clerk, "May I please have film for my camera?" But what he actually said was, "Would you place your copious breasts in my mouth?" He was slapped in the face, then got tossed out by the manager. Four family members from Osaka were thrilled see their favorite American singer coming out of a ritzy store in Beverly |
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Hills. While waving frantically, they shouted out what they believed to be, "We love you so much." Unfortunately, what they really said was, "We're here to take your head." The four were arrested and detained for six hours by police. A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. No one knows who's behind the elaborate hoax. Some suspect the editor-publisher of the book, identified only as "M.L. Tanaka," is a disgruntled former Japanese tourism official. Others insist the culprit is a U.S. autoworker who lost his job to Japan in the '80s. Says Porseman, "If it's an American, I wonder how 'funny' he thinks it would be to visit a Sumo wrestling gym in Tokyo and think he's saying 'You guys are the best, keep it up,' when he's really saying, 'You have fat butts. Sit on my head.' "It's not so amusing when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?" |
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HAHAHA!111 OMG ian you are something else!! :D |
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hey. it's Ian Noll. |
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smooches, pookybear. |
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wiggles |
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hey you!! No wiggling in here! You do that in the privacy of your bedroom mister! :p |
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..disturbing the force? |
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qrter, my avatar is looking right at you. Feel the glare! Muahahwa!!! |
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no, looks like he is looking off to the right |
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He? Looks like a hot girl to me. Don't tell me I've been lusting over a hot girly man all this time. |
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oh, i thought it was some ugly guy with lipstick on |
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(and eye shadow) |
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I show you of what you like to see |
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I might have to explode you.. |
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muwhahaa! Yes the glare is too much! Even for you! Your powers will weaken and my trusty avatar will have once again aided me in victory! |
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who is that man in your avatar anyway? |
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shush you or click the last link i posted |
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the link is full of wonderful red 'x's |
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contrary to what Ian hopes, I am not "into" men. or red x's. |
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INSANITY!! these worked when i previewed them. Now they dont..... WTF??? |
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they must be... FOR K_MATY ONLY! |
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While you were gone W.. a strange phenomenon occured...everything went backwards...I personally saw a bird chripping backwards, then flying in reverse and sucking crap off a tree branch right up it's butt... I filmed it..I could send you a copy but you will probably just say oh no big deal..he just played the tape in reverse..which is not true... |
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YOU LIE!! |
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wMw you are a legend! |
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I could lie..but video tapped evidence..does not! |
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evidence!! we want evidence!@! |
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and a sacrifice! |
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i feel bad for those Japanese tourists yo =( |
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I do too..nicest buncha folks... |
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no doubt yo.. i haven't met one Japanese person that was rude in my whole life. |
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video tapped? |
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whoosh.. *that's the sound of the chair qrter just sucked up :P yo, you read my script yet? |
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no.. but if I had I wouldn't say I had NOW!!!!111!!! |
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oh come on just joshin you... but I do need that quality in you for that... |
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Whether or not you played the tape backwards, I'd be interested in seeing a bird suck in a white gooey glop and produce an insect. Maybe that's how insects evolved in the first place. |
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:) |
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