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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 01:53 [#00975007]
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Alfa strokeffffffffffffformulaspathlockshapetypeimagedatashape textboxPassionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.
Audi
imagedatashape You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn"t have bought that Bee-Em.
BMW imagedatashape Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God"s gift.
Daewoo
imagedatashape Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don"t have money for a time after hours.p
Fiat
imagedatashape Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.
Ford
imagedatashape You still live in the 70"s, trying to cope with the 90"s (don"t even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.
Honda
imagedatashape You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss"s girlfriend (male or female!)
Isuzu
imagedatashape You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver.
Hyundai /Kia
imagedatashape Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn"t. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.
Jeep
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 01:54 [#00975010]
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Lancia
Passionate and romantic. Full of cache, which you spend for
car repairs. p
Land Rover
imagedatashape You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You"re a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was
probably a break-up gift from your ex.p
Mazda
imagedatashape A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You"re in the way and should get off the road.p
Mercedes-Benz
imagedatashape Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones
with too much money, or the office super-geek who can"t remember what it"s like to have fun. Definitely not dating material.p
Nissan
imagedatashape Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It"s a company car."p
Opel
imagedatashape Wannabe Schumachers. Would like a VW, but fell for the bumf
about German engineering. Always in a rush, but never get anything done. Kicks BMW 3 series butts because they can. Spend all their money on trying to keep it going.
Pajero
imagedatashape Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you"ve
made the grade, but everyone else knows you"ve got a long way to go.
Peugeot
imagedatashape Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne.p
Porsche
imagedatashape Smalldick
Renault
Imagedatashape An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fer
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 01:56 [#00975014]
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You fervently believe you have flair, but it"s less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.
Ssangyong
imagedatashape A make-believe fool, because you"d like a Pajero but can"t afford it. Don"t actually know that the engines are made in
India and not in Germany
Toyota
imagedatashape Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot
them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-shit scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever. p The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corollap
Volkswagen
imagedatashape Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle"s back seat.
Volvo
As square and safe as the car
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 01:57 [#00975015]
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ok, who drives a porsche then??
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-12-03 01:59 [#00975019]
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I drive a Lexus, which appears to be missing from your list?
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-03 02:01 [#00975024]
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i drive a bmw but it's 18 years old
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teapot
from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-12-03 02:02 [#00975025]
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honda civic...
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 02:02 [#00975026]
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thats a toyota you've got there...so here:
"Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-shit scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever" :)
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 02:03 [#00975027]
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haha, do you have a boss?
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teapot
from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-12-03 02:05 [#00975032]
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yep, and he's an asshole!
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WooferAttack
from Milano (Italy) on 2003-12-03 02:10 [#00975040]
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I drive a Mazda... no news about it?
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-12-03 02:10 [#00975041]
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If a Lexus is a Toyota, then an Audi is a VW and a Land Rover is a Ford, and a Mercedes is just another GM car.
You can't put me in with the Toyota lot :P
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WooferAttack
from Milano (Italy) on 2003-12-03 02:24 [#00975052]
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...ehehe... agree :)
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-03 02:34 [#00975063]
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Lexus is a mercedes wannabe, so
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 02:34 [#00975064]
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Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You"re in the way and should get off the road
haha
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-12-03 02:36 [#00975073]
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im no expert on cars, but im pretty sure lexus is the same car as toyota except that it is a bit fancier :)
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-12-03 02:38 [#00975074]
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Same company, in the same way Audi is with VW. Most Audi cars share wheelbases with VW cars...even Seat share parts with the VW group cars. I have a new Seat Ibiza as well and that isn't listed :)
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-03 02:41 [#00975080]
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I'm not sure who Lexus is affiliated with, but I'm pretty sure not Toyota.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-12-03 02:41 [#00975081]
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It is Toyota :P
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-03 02:42 [#00975084]
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I'd say their more interchangeable than VW and Skoda or VW and Audi... Lexus engineers (like mechanics, but a lot higher trained) also know all models of Toyota inside out.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-12-03 02:44 [#00975086]
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That is only because they are Japanese and good at their jobs, and not, as in the case of VW "German Sausage Jockeys" :P
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 02:54 [#00975099]
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so why isn't mine listed :|
here's a recent picture minus all hot chicks in the back of course
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-03 02:57 [#00975101]
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Damn I need a car. Might need to learn to drive first though...
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Peter Sellars
on 2003-12-03 03:12 [#00975122]
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Volkswagen Golf, the car of the people
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 03:15 [#00975127]
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Sellars?
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faaip_de_oiad
from Sirius (United States) on 2003-12-03 03:31 [#00975167]
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I drive a '97 Pontiac Firebird. It's black with silver racing stripes, and definitely a sweet ride.
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WooferAttack
from Milano (Italy) on 2003-12-03 03:34 [#00975170]
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ehehe... thanks...
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k_maty
on 2003-12-03 03:53 [#00975196]
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a black 91 honda prelude si that is falling apart
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Clic
on 2003-12-03 04:13 [#00975207]
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An '85 Oldsmobile Calais. It's a boring car, but I don't really care one way or the other. It moves.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-03 04:17 [#00975208]
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"Hyundai /Kia imagedatashape Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn"t. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model. "
that's me... I drive a hyundai sonata!
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-03 04:52 [#00975243]
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I drive the wife to work every morning.
yeehaw!
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J Swift
from United Kingdom on 2003-12-03 05:14 [#00975252]
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Hehe, I've got a white Ford Capri 2.0, body kitted and lowered - Hugely modified engine..
My 3rd Capri, they're awesome fun cars, and I'm not going to wet myself if it gets scratched or I crash it or something... Also, very rarely get stopped by the police.
Next I'm thinking of an '88-90 Chevy Camaro Z28 IROC V8 with T-top - Probably in red, maybe white...
I'm torn between that and a BMW 3-series - BMW's are dirt cheap s/h at the moment.. Although spare parts are expensive.
Also considering Nissan 200SX.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-03 05:20 [#00975255]
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I'd steer clear of Nissans if you're buying new. Their customer care/sales policy takes the michael.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-12-03 05:42 [#00975268]
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lies, i tell you, all lies!
i drive a toyota tazz, best selling car in sa :)
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-12-03 06:12 [#00975291]
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I don't drive a car - cars are fuck suckas ;-)
Nah I have my license and I'm off my P plates and shit but I've only driven a few times since i got my license.
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occfactor
from Helsinki (Finland) on 2003-12-03 08:08 [#00975324]
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I drive an M1A1 Abrams. honestly.
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diablo
on 2003-12-03 08:11 [#00975330]
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Organic 7.75 with Indies and World 55s
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-12-03 11:06 [#00975565]
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i failed my license test 3 weeks ago......not really pissed about it though, cause i sort of expected to fail..........................now i gota wait untill again...................................................... janurary 15th 2004 until i can try .....................when i pass i'll be driving my dads old mercedes benz 280s 1971 which was his first car, pretty cool
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-03 11:25 [#00975605]
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im driving a red 1992 acura integra hatchback. and acuras not on ur goddamn list beeyach.
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-12-03 11:30 [#00975609]
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subaru wrx
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jeep cj7
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naaic
from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-03 11:31 [#00975613]
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black vw
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-12-03 11:31 [#00975614]
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what was the description for jeep? it seems to be cut off. or am i just a maroon?
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rez
from here on 2003-12-03 11:32 [#00975615]
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i'm too young to drive a car :(
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 11:38 [#00975626]
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I've never driven a car in all my 28 years.
Actually, that's not 100% true. When I was very, very small I once drove round in circles in the car park at Donington Park.
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-12-03 11:42 [#00975633]
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public transportation is poodoo in western north carolina.
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-12-03 11:52 [#00975650]
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my SLOB......well it's a SAAB, but thats what i call it!
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exillon
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-12-03 12:15 [#00975700]
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I'm too afraid to drive, I had 2 cars smashed within 3 weeks of each other...both not my fault. I'm extremely paranoid now.
Seems like the quality of the everyday driver's skills have seriously taken a dump in the last few years.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-12-03 12:17 [#00975705]
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I used to be a 1996 Honda accord.... until i wrecked it in the winter... not my fault, it just had to have so many little repairs in the winter of 2000 so I ditched it with a relative who gladly took it.
Now out of need I drive a huge white van! yes! Its so I can haul band equipment around and BMX's in the summer. It works wonders for what I need it for, which is haul haul haul baby.
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-12-03 12:35 [#00975733]
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I don't own my own car, yet, so I use my girlfriends Toyota Corolla. 1,6 litre xli or whatever the hell it's called. It's a swift angry little fucker.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-12-03 12:39 [#00975742]
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im a keen cyclist :)
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