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If your arms and legs were tied up (and you were unable to move your head) would you be able to defend yourself by only using your penis only? |
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probably, but i could only defend against people who are 7 inches away, and id be really afraid for me ballsack. so i could, but i dont think i would. |
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I don't think I would Key_Secret, I don't think I would. |
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i think i couldnt except maybe if a very small man attacks i could hammer it on his head. woudlnt make much of a difference though |
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muwhhahaah!!! |
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If a good sized man (boarrderring on larrge) attacked me, I would be able to defend myself. |
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Cock fighting is illegal |
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HOMOPHOBE |
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what a stupid supposition!! |
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Tie a large object (say, an iron) to said penis with string and teeth. Get some circular momentum going and you could really do some damage. |
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Yeah... to yourr cock. |
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lol |
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It'd be worth it for the adulation of friends and relatives. "I once killed a man using only my cock and an iron." "Really grandad? Was that in the war?" |
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now, another supposition: if you were at the bottom of a well, with your hands tied, could you make (with your teeth or feet or whatever) a rope out of your pubic hair to climb on and get out of the well? |
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But yourr cock would be rripped clean off. |
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and another one: if you were lost in the desert, with no water nor food, but could subsist by drinking your own sexual fluids, would you do it? |
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lololol |
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i'd just piss around |
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Anus - I stand by my statement. IT WOULD BE WORTH IT. Ah, maybe not. And uzim: - 1: Man alive, how hairy do you think we are?! - 2: Yeah, totally. That wouldn't even bother me too much. |
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and yet another one: if your genitalia would play music (like a cell phone) every time you piss or ejaculate, which melody would you choose for it to play? |
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- 3: Gantz Graf |
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(ok, i should stop now or i'll give ideas to some stupid fucking pornography author... ' _ -) |
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that's some sick porrn. |
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i don't have a penis...and i think someone here is lying about a certain size of a certain something... actually i think i'm positive. |
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did you see hedphukker's penis... |
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tragedy's new nickname is count chunkula aka put the fork down |
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I hate the idea of tying people up and shit. I mean I'm into almost anything but tying people up is potentially DANGEROUS! Also: I dunno about you but I couldn't defend against anyone with my dick to save my life. |
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i'm going to make a thread tomorrow called "LIE ABOUT YOUR PENIS" and it'll go the same way as this one |
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hahahaha...no |
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i walked in here expecting something a Little bit more kinky. |
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There's no point talking about dicksize man coz everyone is gonna lie about it and those who actually do have big ones aren't gonna talk about it anyways coz everyone'll just assume they're lying. Besides I'd rather talk about vaginas. |
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i like big asses great big asses |
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