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where do I buy tickets to this amon concert, and where the fuck is "the globe?" |
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FOR JASON ONLY!!! |
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exclaimation marks are illegal |
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those are not exclaimation marks, its a bird's eye view of 3 men taking a leak :) |
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STANDING NEXT TO SOME MASSIVE LETTERSE WHICH THEY CLEARLY ARE TOO BIG FOR THE MEN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAY BUT THE BIRD WHICH IS FLYING ABOVE THE MEN AND THE LARGE LETTERS CAN CLEARLY READ THEM BUT OF COURSE SBIRDS CANNOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH SO IT IS PLAIN TO SEE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER READ THE MESSAGE IT IS A MYTSERY OF THE WORLD |
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*THREE MEN TAKING A LEAK STANDING NEXT TO THE LETTERS..ETC |
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BUT WHAT IF THE BIRD IS INFACT A VERY SMALL PLANE SHAPED LIKE A BIRD WITH A SMALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PERSON INSIDE |
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what if theres a japanese person inside the english person? indeed |
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then they would not be able to read the message, unless they studies english of course :) |
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THE ENGLISH PERSON READS AND UNDERSTANDS THE MESSAGE WHILE THE JAPANESE PERSON IS JUST THINKING "WHAT ARE THOSE SHAPES ON THE GROUND" HE IS ALSO THINKING "WHERE AM I " AND "GET ME OUT OF HERE" AND "I AM INSIDE A HUMAN" |
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don't think there is tickets being sold but i'll try and find out, the globe is in the city near hide park (man the tv is on and music from richard devine keeps comin on ok momentary lapse back to it), yeah the globe was where we saw sub bass snarl that night, i'm not sure about tickets maybei'll ring em. |
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AND THE WHOLE TIME THE THREE MEN TAKING A PISS ARE DISCUSSING THE UPCOMING AUTECHRE AND HAFLER TRIO RELEASE WELL TWO OF THEM ARE. THE OTHER ONE IS TALKING ABOUT VENETIAN SNARES AND THEY BOTH HATE HIM |
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WHILE THE MEN IN THE PLANE ARE SINGING APHEX TWIN TUNES TO COMFORT EACH OTHER |
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then one of them whistles a coldplay tune and there is an uncomfortable five second silence. meanwhile, a lone cow chips away the last piece of a large wooden fence beside a road as an out of control eighteen wheeler careens around a corner, its driver distracted by the same coldplay tune blaring on the radio. |
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THE 3 MEN PISSING PAUSE FOR A MOMENT AND LOOK UP AT THE VEHICLE HEADING TOWARDS THEM, AND THEY WATCH |
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And they all die. |
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BEAUTIFUL |
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KIND OF LIKE REAL LIFE ISNT IT REALLY GUYS HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? |
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YOU THINK YOU HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT PIECE OF FENCE THEN YOU GET KILLED. |
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YOU MEAN SHIT HAPPENS? |
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Wait a minute.. People die in real life ? Oh, shit, no. |
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"BUT OF COURSE SBIRDS CANNOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH " how can you tell that? |
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all the time. poor cow never knew what hit him. but for a second, he was free. too bad he died while clocks was playing. what shit song. |
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BECAUSE THEY CANT |
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LET US ALL LEARN FROM THIS LESSON |
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indead |
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ok, that makes sense |
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sounds like a story from the bible doesn't it |
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YOU ARE ALL GOOD GUYS IN THIS THREAD |
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aah shananigans gotta love it! |
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if the bible were written by stoners, then, perhaps. maybe someday, we'll see that bible. someday. |
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jesus and his crew sounded like a pretty mellow crowd to me, until he got brutally killed on that bit of fence... |
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you mean his kru, right? |
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i'm not sure if they had kru's back in those days, they didn't even have colour tv you know. |
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oh, i see, my bad... |
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i cant stop thinking why they didnt have colour tv back then...could it be cos they havent discovered japan yet? |
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i could have been, mind you back then japan was called china. i think the world might have been black and white up until the artists arrived from the north pole where everything is just white, they were so inspired by the two toned world of black and white that they went on to discover many other wonderous coulours |
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THE GROUND WAS A LOT HIGHER IN THOSE TIMES |
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hum, what was i doing during history classes?? thanks for explaining! |
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YEH AND YOU COULD SEE DANGER COMING A LONG WAY OFF. GOOD NIGHT HORSEFACTORY. GOODNIGHT TOLSTOYED. GOODNIGHT XLTRONIC LAND... |
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this thread is enlightening. |
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good night jazembo...sleep well!!! |
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Jason Jason Jason! Oi Oi Oi! |
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