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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 19:51 [#00056191]
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aphex twin died. his plane crashed into the pacific ocean. while on the plane, he was called over by an exotic mexican dancer and promptly tripped over the cord of a vacuum. he fell upon the controls of the plane, sending it into a dive. the plane crashed into the pacific ocean 500 miles off of new york. squarepusher died in the crash too. autechre would've been on the same plane, but were hit by a bus on the way to the airport. both were reported dead at the scene. cylob is in critical condition after having tripped over a cat and taken a fall down some stairs. ovuca was burned alive as he had dozed off in his car and crashed into a gas station, the whole thing going up in flames. bogdan called me earlier and tried to have me talk him out of commiting suicide, but unfortuneatly i had to hang up so i could create a portfolio at merrill lynch.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 19:57 [#00056194]
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Oh my god... what a sad day for IDM... if this is in fact true....
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OH NO HE'S NOT
from Planet Mu on 2001-11-27 20:00 [#00056195]
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THIS IS BULLSHIT FROM THE SOULSEEK CHAT ROOM. IGNORE IT. HE LIES.
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:01 [#00056197]
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i call bullshit on you. turn on the bbc. maybe it's still on. a sad day indeed.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 20:03 [#00056198]
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No, it MUST be true, this is the internet after all.
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:07 [#00056200]
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what? internet is full of bullshit. afx's death had major worldwide press coverage this morning. cnn, fox news, bbc, they all were featuring it.
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1010-1111-10
from St.JOnn\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-27 20:22 [#00056203]
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lol
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:49 [#00056205]
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let us all pause for a moment. a moment of silence...
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Jimmy
from DE on 2001-11-27 21:05 [#00056207]
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lol of course it's not true lol cylob is in critical condition. everybody at warp died!
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 21:19 [#00056210]
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not everyone at warp records died, but a good amount of them did. the warp records building caught fire earlier this morning as a carbomb had gone off in front of the building. police speculate that the IRA have something to do with it.
earlier this morning, the members of plaid turned on each other. the event ending in a gruesome murder/suicide.
"today is truely a sad, sad day. we can never be who we once were as today has changed us too much." - grant wilson-claridge, from a hospital bed after having suffered from a slight stroke. grant's condition seems to be improving.
bogdan has been arrested for aggravated assault and indecent exposure. after having punched a man in a bar, he pulled down his pants and grabbed his crotch while leaving. he was later picked up by the police when he had been found passed out on a park bench, covered in pigeon shit.
what's wrong with the world today? i'm afraid to go outside.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-27 21:43 [#00056218]
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it's bullshit huh? I thought for sure it was true...
******SARCASM ALERT******
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:08 [#00056226]
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no. it's mega true, it's just that everyone is still going through the first stage of loss: disbelief/denial. just wait and they'll come around.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 22:11 [#00056228]
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Who needs Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw when we have Hevquip?
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:36 [#00056234]
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so true ophecks, but you have to realize that tom brokaw and dan rather have much more experience and gusto under their belts than i.
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:37 [#00056235]
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fuck 'em though. you gotta be like a shark in the world of journalism. the information is out there just waiting to be found. if you want to succeed, you gotta be ruthless and get there first.
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NoidSoup
on 2001-11-27 22:54 [#00056242]
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Your a silly nipple, aren't you hevy
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Scary Bear
on 2001-11-27 23:42 [#00056257]
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WAIT! Will everyone please stop and count 7 posts above to Hevquips tragic, yet highly truthful, news. After analysing the first paragraph you will realise that not only are most of Warp dead, worse still...
...some of them may even have been irish! Even if they had lived would the situation be any better? NO! They might have been cotholics!! or is it protestants??? dunno. Anyway does it make a difference? My future children may one day grow up to find that I supported a bunch of Iish paddies. Contributed to putting food on their table. Their clothing, their leprickon hats. Shame on me. Shame on me.
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hevquip
from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 23:47 [#00056259]
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it is a horrible world for our loved ones to live in these day. i wish i could take them away from this, but alas, it's just not possible. i mourn for humanity and todays dead.
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Jimmy
from Delaware on 2001-11-27 23:51 [#00056262]
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you're wasting your time, just stop, I think one or two actually believe richard d james died
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gullible gary
from pakistan on 2001-11-28 02:02 [#00056287]
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Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! i love afx twim and now he is kaput!! *cries*
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-28 02:04 [#00056288]
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heh, Gullible Gary, from pakistan... that's funny... :)
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-28 02:21 [#00056290]
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Haha, that IS funny, for some obscure reason... Gullible Gary, hahahahaha!
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from From my "special" place on 2001-11-28 02:29 [#00056292]
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Richard isnt dead he's here at my house eatting a hotdog with Elvis and the easter bunny !!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!REMEMBER TO BUY ME A MONKEY THAT CAN SHARPEN PENCLES ON THE MOON !!!!
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Quadrapelegicrobotikev
from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-28 02:37 [#00056296]
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haha funny story
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hevquip
from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-11-28 17:25 [#00056490]
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dude, it's so true. aphex twin is right fucking dead. i'm off to his funeral in 20 minutes.
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jedy
from Dublin on 2001-11-28 17:39 [#00056496]
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well i'm very sad very sad!! sad sad sad sad
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well not really
by the way they are not dead they got lost in mexico while a peyote trip
we may never hear about them!
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\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!!
from Milan on 2001-11-28 17:44 [#00056500]
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Hi jedi!!! I'm happy to see you here, too.
WooÆ’er
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kid casio
on 2001-11-28 17:46 [#00056501]
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seriously, we are all sad about this.
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PhalanxGod
from the Institute for Obsessed Aphex Twin-Fans on 2001-11-28 20:58 [#00056522]
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Guys like hevquip are sick
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Byron
from under your bed on 2001-11-28 21:04 [#00056523]
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Ah, come on. The story was amusing.. made my day at least.
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britney spears
on 2001-11-28 23:28 [#00056554]
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story????? no its true. well part of it at least.
the real truth is, is that i killed them. every last one of those "IDM" pukes.
bwahahahaaa
pop music livesssssss!!!!!!!!!!
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hevquip
from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-11-29 20:15 [#00056896]
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oh britney, you're so mean. when will i be able to rest my eyes upon your soft, nude skin? give us guys a look.
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Contour Regard
from a farm on 2001-11-29 21:10 [#00056902]
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yes that nice silky smooth skin...my girlfriend would kill me if she knew i was praising britney spears' beauty
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M35ca1!n3
on 2001-12-01 08:32 [#00057304]
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All in warp recordz dead, i can't believe it. Where 2 lone swordsmen - they became Die by the sword 2?
Where DisjectA? Killed himself with AFX druqks album - used to eat CDs?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-03 15:12 [#00295033]
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Hey look!
Gullible Gary!!!!
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teapot
from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-07-03 15:38 [#00295062]
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ahh yes hehehe
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:40 [#00295066]
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heheh, yet another death theory started on soulseek!
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:41 [#00295068]
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Love the avatar mylittlesister
really nostalgic...for me anywayz :s
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:46 [#00295076]
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hehe, thanks murray. I was round my friends house and he had got his old NES out [i'd sold mine :-(] and i was looking through the games and found the mario cartridge, and it has this pic on it :-)
unfortunately he cant find the the console->tv wires or anything!
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2002-07-03 15:47 [#00295077]
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Thats just mean......
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-08 17:51 [#01024137]
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OH MY GOD, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME OF THIS TRAGEDY.
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kochlear
from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-08 18:17 [#01024150]
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and when they searched his studio they only found the crappy tracks off drukqs. :(
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rF
from __e____e_________e______q_____ (Australia) on 2004-01-08 18:20 [#01024156]
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omg can anyone tell me if doom 2 will run on my computer
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ANTARES
from abyss (Israel) on 2004-01-08 18:35 [#01024179]
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wtf?!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 18:39 [#01024184]
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lol, I was just about to mention gullible gary... :)
kinda like johnny tightlips... "I ain't saying nuttin!"
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-08 18:51 [#01024202]
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He's not DEAD.... He's just sleeping!!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 21:06 [#01024324]
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look at that.
everything was still only black and white then.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 21:08 [#01024326]
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those were simpler times!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 21:10 [#01024332]
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everything smelled of cardboard.
I said CARDBOARD!
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-08 21:19 [#01024342]
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it's kind of fun to look at the black and white.
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