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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 19:51 [#00056191]



aphex twin died. his plane crashed into the pacific ocean.
while on the plane, he was called over by an exotic mexican
dancer and promptly tripped over the cord of a vacuum. he
fell upon the controls of the plane, sending it into a dive.
the plane crashed into the pacific ocean 500 miles off of
new york. squarepusher died in the crash too. autechre
would've been on the same plane, but were hit by a bus on
the way to the airport. both were reported dead at the
scene. cylob is in critical condition after having tripped
over a cat and taken a fall down some stairs. ovuca was
burned alive as he had dozed off in his car and crashed into
a gas station, the whole thing going up in flames. bogdan
called me earlier and tried to have me talk him out of
commiting suicide, but unfortuneatly i had to hang up so i
could create a portfolio at merrill lynch.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 19:57 [#00056194]



Oh my god... what a sad day for IDM... if this is in fact
true....



 

OH NO HE'S NOT from Planet Mu on 2001-11-27 20:00 [#00056195]



THIS IS BULLSHIT FROM THE SOULSEEK CHAT ROOM. IGNORE IT. HE
LIES.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:01 [#00056197]



i call bullshit on you. turn on the bbc. maybe it's still
on. a sad day indeed.



 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 20:03 [#00056198]



No, it MUST be true, this is the internet after all.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:07 [#00056200]



what? internet is full of bullshit. afx's death had major
worldwide press coverage this morning. cnn, fox news, bbc,
they all were featuring it.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.JOnn\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-27 20:22 [#00056203]



lol


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 20:49 [#00056205]



let us all pause for a moment. a moment of silence...


 

Jimmy from DE on 2001-11-27 21:05 [#00056207]



lol of course it's not true lol cylob is in critical
condition. everybody at warp died!


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 21:19 [#00056210]



not everyone at warp records died, but a good amount of them
did. the warp records building caught fire earlier this
morning as a carbomb had gone off in front of the building.
police speculate that the IRA have something to do with it.


earlier this morning, the members of plaid turned on each
other. the event ending in a gruesome murder/suicide.

"today is truely a sad, sad day. we can never be who we once
were as today has changed us too much." - grant
wilson-claridge, from a hospital bed after having suffered
from a slight stroke. grant's condition seems to be
improving.

bogdan has been arrested for aggravated assault and indecent
exposure. after having punched a man in a bar, he pulled
down his pants and grabbed his crotch while leaving. he was
later picked up by the police when he had been found passed
out on a park bench, covered in pigeon shit.

what's wrong with the world today? i'm afraid to go outside.



 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-27 21:43 [#00056218]



it's bullshit huh? I thought for sure it was true...

******SARCASM ALERT******



 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:08 [#00056226]



no. it's mega true, it's just that everyone is still going
through the first stage of loss: disbelief/denial. just wait
and they'll come around.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-27 22:11 [#00056228]



Who needs Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw when we have Hevquip?


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:36 [#00056234]



so true ophecks, but you have to realize that tom brokaw and
dan rather have much more experience and gusto under their
belts than i.



 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 22:37 [#00056235]



fuck 'em though. you gotta be like a shark in the world of
journalism. the information is out there just waiting to be
found. if you want to succeed, you gotta be ruthless and get
there first.


 

NoidSoup on 2001-11-27 22:54 [#00056242]



Your a silly nipple, aren't you hevy


 

Scary Bear on 2001-11-27 23:42 [#00056257]



WAIT! Will everyone please stop and count 7 posts above to
Hevquips tragic, yet highly truthful, news. After analysing
the first paragraph you will realise that not only are most
of Warp dead, worse still...

...some of them may even have been irish! Even if they had
lived would the situation be any better? NO! They might have
been cotholics!! or is it protestants??? dunno. Anyway does
it make a difference? My future children may one day grow up
to find that I supported a bunch of Iish paddies.
Contributed to putting food on their table. Their clothing,
their leprickon hats. Shame on me. Shame on me.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-11-27 23:47 [#00056259]



it is a horrible world for our loved ones to live in these
day. i wish i could take them away from this, but alas, it's
just not possible. i mourn for humanity and todays dead.


 

Jimmy from Delaware on 2001-11-27 23:51 [#00056262]



you're wasting your time, just stop, I think one or two
actually believe richard d james died


 

gullible gary from pakistan on 2001-11-28 02:02 [#00056287]



Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! i love afx twim and now he is
kaput!! *cries*


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-28 02:04 [#00056288]



heh, Gullible Gary, from pakistan... that's funny... :)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-28 02:21 [#00056290]



Haha, that IS funny, for some obscure reason... Gullible
Gary, hahahahaha!


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-11-28 02:29 [#00056292]



Richard isnt dead he's here at my house eatting a hotdog
with Elvis and the easter bunny !!THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN!!REMEMBER TO BUY ME A MONKEY THAT CAN SHARPEN PENCLES
ON THE MOON !!!!


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-28 02:37 [#00056296]



haha funny story


 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-11-28 17:25 [#00056490]



dude, it's so true. aphex twin is right fucking dead. i'm
off to his funeral in 20 minutes.


 

jedy from Dublin on 2001-11-28 17:39 [#00056496]



well i'm very sad
very sad!!
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well not really

by the way they are not dead they got lost in mexico while a
peyote trip

we may never hear about them!



 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-11-28 17:44 [#00056500]



Hi jedi!!! I'm happy to see you here, too.

WooÆ’er



 

kid casio on 2001-11-28 17:46 [#00056501]



seriously, we are all sad about this.


 

PhalanxGod from the Institute for Obsessed Aphex Twin-Fans on 2001-11-28 20:58 [#00056522]



Guys like hevquip are sick


 

Byron from under your bed on 2001-11-28 21:04 [#00056523]



Ah, come on. The story was amusing.. made my day at least.


 

britney spears on 2001-11-28 23:28 [#00056554]



story?????
no its true. well part of it at least.

the real truth is, is that i killed them. every last one of
those "IDM" pukes.

bwahahahaaa

pop music livesssssss!!!!!!!!!!



 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-11-29 20:15 [#00056896]



oh britney, you're so mean. when will i be able to rest my
eyes upon your soft, nude skin? give us guys a look.


 

Contour Regard from a farm on 2001-11-29 21:10 [#00056902]



yes that nice silky smooth skin...my girlfriend would kill
me if she knew i was praising britney spears' beauty


 

M35ca1!n3 on 2001-12-01 08:32 [#00057304]



All in warp recordz dead, i can't believe it. Where 2
lone swordsmen
- they became Die by the sword 2?
Where DisjectA? Killed himself with AFX druqks album
- used to eat CDs?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-03 15:12 [#00295033]
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Hey look!

Gullible Gary!!!!


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-07-03 15:38 [#00295062]
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ahh yes hehehe


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:40 [#00295066]
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heheh, yet another death theory started on soulseek!


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:41 [#00295068]
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Love the avatar mylittlesister

really nostalgic...for me anywayz :s


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 15:46 [#00295076]
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hehe, thanks murray. I was round my friends house and he had
got his old NES out [i'd sold mine :-(] and i was looking
through the games and found the mario cartridge, and it has
this pic on it :-)

unfortunately he cant find the the console->tv wires or
anything!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-07-03 15:47 [#00295077]
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Thats just mean......


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-08 17:51 [#01024137]
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OH MY GOD, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME OF THIS TRAGEDY.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-08 18:17 [#01024150]
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and when they searched his studio they only found the crappy
tracks off drukqs. :(


 

offline rF from __e____e_________e______q_____ (Australia) on 2004-01-08 18:20 [#01024156]
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omg can anyone tell me if doom 2 will run on my computer


 

offline ANTARES from abyss (Israel) on 2004-01-08 18:35 [#01024179]
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wtf?!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 18:39 [#01024184]
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lol, I was just about to mention gullible gary... :)

kinda like johnny tightlips... "I ain't saying nuttin!"


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-08 18:51 [#01024202]
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He's not DEAD.... He's just sleeping!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 21:06 [#01024324]
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look at that.

everything was still only black and white then.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 21:08 [#01024326]
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those were simpler times!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 21:10 [#01024332]
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everything smelled of cardboard.

I said CARDBOARD!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-08 21:19 [#01024342]
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it's kind of fun to look at the black and white.


 


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