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I love pulling the birds, i.e., I love killing three sparrows and dragging them about the street using my skateboard and a specially designed harness similar to the ones used by horses. i.e., my skateboard has three sparrow carcasses or pigeon carcasses at all times, incase I have the desire to go out and pull the birds. No wonder I have never practiced doing any stunts on my skateboard, at present I am unable to achieve good balance as I can only place my feet in certain positions on the skateboard due to carcasses. At present on my skateboard I have three pheasant carcasses, three pigeon carcasses. Next week I have a bit of a dilemma as I have been offered three-second hand albatross carcasses. As you know the albatross is quite large bird. I could get a bigger skateboard or get rid of some of the other carcasses I do not need. I may start a collection system similar to the pannini sticker album craze in the 1980s. Children will purchase a carrier bag of bird carcasses at the shop and open the bags. If they already have a carcass they can swap with other children in the playground. For example: 2 chicken carcasses = 1 penguin carcass. I will wrap some of the carcasses in foil; this shall represent the special stickers available in the pannini range. Instead of sticker books children will need to persuade parents to build separate extension to their house, I suppose an abattoir for birds. |
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that sounds about right. |
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hehe, those pannini sticker books were great when i was a young lad. good idea by the way! |
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i like this idea a lot. i have a very vivid image in my mind. http://www.paninicollectibles.com/pstickers.asp contact them & suggest it. you could be onto a winner. i could be your agent. perhaps you could devise some kind of equivalent to the sticker book in which to keep the carcasses, because not everyone has a skateboard.. are you going to include partridge in the collection? or guinea fowl? or quail? |
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*bump* |
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only last year did I found out that a pannini is a sandwich. I still think its a sticker album |
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hahahahahahaha Everyone else :( |
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sorry - i'll make sure everyone tries harder to entertain you next time. |
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I was merely stating a fact, that i didn't know that a panini was a sandwich untill last year.... |
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what's on it? |
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uh, ham and cheese and stuff or whateva yeah wicked |
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after some googling i believe it needs to grilled as well |
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theyre really nice. especially if youre actually lucky enough to have one in italy. but steer clear of them on british trains. i made that mistake once. i was blinded by hunger. the woman warmed it up in the microwave, so the bread (and the filling) went all limp and soggy. there fake grillmarks on it. talk about adding insult to injury.. |
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Whoa, trains have microwaves? |
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