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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-24 22:23 [#00964308]
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I stood in a field checking for enemies when i heard him
say

"for future reference "FOR K_MATY ONLY" should be a response
to the person who posted previously and if this person
happens to be K_MATY himself then posting "FOR K_MATY ONLY"

will create a rift in the very fabric of time/space and
possibly cause total protonic reversal across the universe
which, as egon spengler famously said, "would be bad" "

His name is horse factory and he would want you all to know
this


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-11-24 22:27 [#00964315]
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Hahahahahahahah


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-11-24 22:37 [#00964339]
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this some serious shit, NO LAUGHING!!!!!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-24 22:39 [#00964341]
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as anyone that participated in or read the original thread
we must all realise this:
the enemy is JOCCO

all,ow me to explain.
Jocco is everywhere.
the people that ruin the "FOR K_MATY THREADS"? they have a
piece of Jocco inside them.
Jocco is all around us.
only when Jocco is destroyed can the mission be a success.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-24 22:41 [#00964345]
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the horses word is gospel.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-24 22:44 [#00964351]
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i hear your words, and i see the truth that only you can
possess.

*chastises self and shaves his own head*


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-11-24 22:44 [#00964352]
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NO LAUGHING!!! IT's Happening!!!!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-24 22:47 [#00964357]
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I remember when i was a younger virginpusher and i was
happily singing about k_maty and then this jocco came along
and asked me a question or stole my sandwhiches..... i cant
remember because he ruined something that i cherished!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-24 22:49 [#00964359]
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he's a plague that should be cast out into the streets and
beaten mercilessly.

jocco, that is... not k_maty.

k_maty is for his eyes only.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-11-24 23:04 [#00964374]
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the very streets themselves whisper of jocco these days.
jocco is the last cigarette in the box. jocco is an empty
toilet roll you noticed too late. joccois the part of the
song you always forget. jocco is the gum on your shoe..


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-24 23:06 [#00964379]
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he should be destroyed on sight!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-24 23:09 [#00964385]
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my god, the K_MATY thread has grown far beyond the bounds of
sanity. someone close it before this board is swallowed by
hell itself.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-11-24 23:10 [#00964387]
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jocco is nowhere and everywhere.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-24 23:12 [#00964391]
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Hey, man, you don't talk to jocco. You listen to him. The
man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic
sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to
him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't
even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll
throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that if is
the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all
about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you
can trust yourself when all men doubt you - I mean I'm no, I
can't - I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a
great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws
scuttling across floors of silent seas...


 

offline k_maty on 2003-11-24 23:13 [#00964392]
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the horror...


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-24 23:13 [#00964393]
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FOR K_MATY ONLY


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-11-24 23:21 [#00964400]
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FOR K_MATY ONLY


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-24 23:22 [#00964403]
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that horse has like, a lot of RAM.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 10:59 [#00965036]
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Dear God! It has started already!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:09 [#00965058]
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elusive is a Joccoite!!!

BURN HIM!! BURRRRNNN HIM!!!




 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-25 11:10 [#00965059]
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witch hunt anyone?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-25 11:10 [#00965060]
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yeah what is that avatar anyways?

the secret math equation for jocco? the square root of
jocco?

It's got jocco written all over it!!!!


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 11:11 [#00965061]
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you're just saying that to draw attention away from the true
Joccoite!!! YOU!!! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL !!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-11-25 11:14 [#00965072]
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You seem to make sense.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:15 [#00965076]
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which hunt?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:16 [#00965079]
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I have NEVER broken the "FOR K_MATEY ONLY" chain!

elusive just did! the first and foremost sign of the
Joccoite!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-25 11:17 [#00965081]
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who could do such a thing? why? Not in front of the children
i'd hope.... if the children knew of such things.....



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:19 [#00965083]
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the children must be protected AT ALL COSTS!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-25 11:19 [#00965085]
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the witch hunt which we wish will never be what witches
wished to have happened but the witch hunt which eventually
killed witches which weren't witches


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:20 [#00965086]
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..disturbing the force?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-25 11:20 [#00965088]
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* closes eyes *

you can contine now


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-25 11:20 [#00965089]
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fuck it!@ that is something a joccoite would say


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 11:22 [#00965093]
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DEAR GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:22 [#00965095]
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but only if someone had said "FOR K_MATEY ONLY" just before.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-25 11:25 [#00965100]
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this is dangerous. I can't believe this is going on. I mean
why.....why oh why is it even around. We are being faced
with difficult times.

we must eliminate the threat.

he always looks for enemies but there is a reason behind it.
they are after our children and then us!!!

*gasp*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-25 11:26 [#00965101]
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the Joccoite hides him or herself.. he or she looks
normal... why, they could even be sitting next to you AT
THIS VERY MOMENT!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-25 11:28 [#00965102]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



the members here that never post.

they are the watchers. they are higher level joccoites that
watch us. They examine us wondering, pondering, thinking,
and just being badass.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-25 11:30 [#00965103]
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wait till the rift opens

they will approach from the infinite higher dimensions.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-25 13:10 [#00965258]
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sift.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-25 17:54 [#00965587]
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Jocco


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 17:56 [#00965589]
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where!?!?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-25 18:00 [#00965599]
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blink and you'll miss him


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2003-11-25 19:53 [#00965781]
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but i love you all


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2003-11-25 19:54 [#00965782]
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FOR K_MATEY ONLY


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2003-11-25 19:56 [#00965784]
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oh wait... I'm not here

sorry


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 19:59 [#00965785]
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I forgive you jocco, you didn't truly mean the pain you
caused


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-11-25 19:59 [#00965786]
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i'm the antik_maty


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-25 20:23 [#00965790]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



can someone plz point me to the original k_maty thread/
this has been driving me nuts with curiosity!
and i want in


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-25 20:25 [#00965792]
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you had to be there :)

your music is great by the way!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-25 20:28 [#00965793]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Thankyou!

And nooooo! If you won't tell me I'll find it! I promise I
won't ruin the joke! I just need to know what the fuck!

*whimper*


 


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