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Wizards Teeth from Aintree on 2001-04-23 16:18 [#00004280] | |||||||||
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PROPOSAL I think the English language should be changed slightly to make things more interesting. I propose that all vowels should become discontinued, and all vowels should be replaced with the word "Steamboat". I do understand that the word "Steamboat" does actually contain vowels, but that does not matter. Example Original phrase - Hello I like Cakes. Becomes - HSteamboatllSteamboat I lSteamboatkSteamboat CSteamboatkSteamboats |
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rubbish john from up, up in the sky on 2001-04-23 16:44 [#00004286] | |||||||||
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i would agree that the english language is rather crap and confuses people, but i'm afraid that your proposal for a new language is moronic, that is that anyone who spouts such shit in an attempt to communicate is indeed a MORON! wreeeee! |
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wizards teeth from inside a mnkeys pancreas on 2001-04-23 18:39 [#00004293] | |||||||||
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Although I do not suffer from Tourettes Syndrome. F*ck you, you c*nt. Sorry about that. |
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Netlon Sentinel from beyond on 2001-04-23 19:41 [#00004306] | |||||||||
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i'll join you when you've made a dictionary. |
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TekN010G from Australia on 2001-04-23 22:38 [#00004315] | |||||||||
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The english language is only stuffed because it was scabbed off about 20 different other languages, Japanese is good,.. people can sommunicate points across about 3 times faster and clearer,.. and why do we bother putting a "u" after the "q",.. It's always there so we should just get rid of it and "assume" that it is there,... |
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Id Lab on 2001-04-24 00:36 [#00004324] | |||||||||
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The problem with that kind of thinking is that it tends to Orwellian Newspeak. English is a fractured, corrupt, illogical, wasteful language, and that's why it's so beautiful. Language as a form of prosaic communication is shortened anyway - witness SMS messaging and all the 'lol' and ':-)' of Internet chat, so the excesses of full English are reserved for true artistic writing. |
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Ross from can. on 2001-04-24 02:17 [#00004336] | |||||||||
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when i read wizards teeth post i immediately thought of 1984...great book, i heard he ripped the idea off this guy (my english teacher told me, the book before it was about people that lived in glass houses and were monitored and such) I'll have to read it soon..forgot the title |
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TekN010G from Australia on 2001-04-24 07:36 [#00004369] | |||||||||
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umm,... wizards teeth.. Did you realist that you left the "I" in : hello ">I<" like cakes without changing it to streamboat? just thought I'd point that out |
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nano from malmö/sweden on 2001-04-24 08:20 [#00004373] | |||||||||
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or you could change the vowels in steamboat to.. and the vowels in the next steamboat and so on.. stststststststststststststststststststststststststststststs tst.. but thats just stupid. |
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Wizards Teeth from Trapped inside Brian May's Hair on 2001-04-24 09:49 [#00004384] | |||||||||
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I obtained free tickets for a play of 1984. It was an interesting concept. The acting was slightly "arty", which I did not like. The seats were very uncomfortable, hence early departure. As I did not see the second half of the play, can someone please enlighten me? I sometimes wonder if the world will end up in the state depicted in this film / book / play. I suppose "they" have the technology to do so. I wonder if the Freemasons have any plans. Last November I went on an all day bender in London. On the return train there were 30 Freemasons returning from a day out in London. They gave us free booze and food, which was not bad. I tried to quiz them about the antics that occur behind closed doors, but I was too pissed to gain any secret knowledge. There was also a recent open day at a local Masonic temple. A Friend and me went to this and were given a tour of the main temple room. It had a religious feel to it. There was an organ in the room. I asked the guide what music they play, he did not tell me. I don't know if it is paranoia, but I am sure the Freemasons have something to do with what is going on. |
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Ramalpha84 from New Zealand (www.mp3.com/aureus) on 2001-04-24 10:35 [#00004389] | |||||||||
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I think Latin and italian sound good. Especially Latin. English is okay, French sucks bad, all asian and indian languages are awful, afrikaans is terrible too. Zulu and stuff like that is alright. |
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Wizards Teeth from Trapped inside Brian May\\\'s Hair on 2001-04-24 11:19 [#00004390] | |||||||||
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In the city were I live there is a China Town. When two Chinese folk are getting pissed off with each other they sound mental, shouting extremely fast in Chinese. |
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Supermans Red Wellies from Rapid,Descent,somewhere over Ireland on 2001-04-24 11:52 [#00004395] | |||||||||
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Well, Wizard's Teeth, I am also captivated by the hilarious antics and mischievious hijinks of, em,Chinese people and of course Asians, in general...... ......DANG! Why are the Boards of Canada so dull? .......their music rocks though.... I particularly enjoy flinging depleted cryptonite at 747's. They have frosted glass as rest room windows. Why?... Do they really expect lofty perverts to fly through the heavens for a quick peek and c... oh |
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Wizards Teeth from Trapped inside Brian May's Hair on 2001-04-24 12:38 [#00004399] | |||||||||
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Frosted Glass on Planes. If you think about it there could be a valid reason for this. If one has Buddhist beliefs, an eagle flying past the window whilst a sexy lady is having a dump, could be a reincarnation of a dirty old man. If the windows are not frosted this dirty old man / eagle could look through the window for some cheap thrills. That is my theory. |
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for example |
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