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I hereby as the emisery lord of the stripy underpants and by the powers vested in me by the giant blue bottle of the nether kingdoms declare that from that from this day forward all GOTHS shall be called GOFFS that is GOTHS = GOFFS yes to G O F F S, no to G O T H S GOFFS Goffs goffs GoFFs okay? so carry forth my children and multiply and spread this decree to any and every platform you chose...other message boards, email, chat room, let this inevitibality spread like a wildfire....be the medium bear the message GOTHS are from now on to be refered to as GOFFS/GOFFS/GOFFS bless you all and pass the squid ink... |
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I am Lord Darkbane Ravenclaw Darkchyld! Bow before me! |
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As long as you spread the message and dont fill too many pairs of underpants with lemon fudge.. repeat after me GOTHS are now GOFFS Goths are now Goffs |
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come on come on people time is running out...the time for the those dressed in black formerly known as goths recently rechristened GOFFS are about to wake up from their hibernation and stumble around onto the streets in search of something, anything to get depressed about...now is the right time to hammer their half asleep, half dead brains with their new identity. Initiate conversations that may go something like oi you're a a fine looking GOFF man I love that GOFF rock GOFFS forever til death shall I be GOFF etc etc Strike while the iron is hot and the brain is soft my children Proceed |
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fuck all things goff |
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thats the spirit...now go forth and spread the message |
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what does goths mean? sorry, what does goffs mean? |
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you know.. people with nails through their ears wearing a bat suit thinking they're cool when they look like depressed flour-faces |
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goths are people into goth music like Joy Divison, Bauhaus etc... all of this came and went 25 years ago... goffs are goffs that have gone off as in gone stale, smell a bit funny and are into new bands like Placebo and for some strange reason Slipknot and black metal...so obviously they look funny and smell even funnier hence goths now are GOFFS |
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GOFFS are predated by Mansonites who just discovered guess who Marilyn Manson but are dumb enough to go around and collect the Marilyn Monroe CD's because they can't tell the difference. |
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I want joy division who gives me?? |
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the switchover from goths to goffs should be particularly easy around and about the British Isles where thanks to the way majority of the population doesn't not enunciate the word goths...the goths have been goffs from the word go, they just didn't know it yet...now its official |
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sorry ours is on vinyl gathering dust as you guessed it I used to be a goff way back...there should be plenty of it on SLSK...plenty of goffs haunt the place...in fact I am going there right now and creating a chatroom called GOFFS not goths...feel free to come and join me |
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GOFFS also rhyme with TOFFS for a very good reason because as Marlowe pointed out to me most of the GOFFS are rich, middleclass spoiled brats wearing puffy shirts and their mums makeup anyway i.e TOFFS with bad complexion |
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BOFF a TOFFY GOFF on the nose for Jesus |
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Goffs beware!! Summer is approching here! >:-| |
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GOFFS go POFF upon contact with sunlight |
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into a pile of SLOFF! |
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I know Stephen DORFF played a damn good GOFF that went SPLOFF in Blade |
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Dang, I've ran out of ideas.... But can a GOFF provide me something to cure my COFF? *coffs* |
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but, why is this? why should i obey you? i like "th".... |
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DOubt it. GOFFS like looking and being sick but hows about.. Absynthe? Gets plenty of GOFFS, SLOSHFFED |
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I didn't ask you to obey me.. the deed is now done... Goths are now GOFFS jump on board or get trampled... |
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Dunno, Rob looks pretty hellfee to me. |
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would you stop doing that please??? |
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yeah Hell being the operative word.... |
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He's keeping a good eye on my post there! :s |
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scary muffin GOFF aint he? |
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He was spooked by the GOFF! |
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I thought you said he was SPOOFED by a GOFF :D |
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what the FOFF are u guys talking about? |
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eep!! |
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GOFFS...you know as in..GOFFS..listening to GOFF ROCK..like SIFTERS OF MURPHY... |
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oh... ic ...thats OFFul... |
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OFFAL? Indeed it is..smells twice as bad. |
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This just in... The latest craze in High School Fundraising Bake Sales is the game.. DUNK a GOFF.... Youu find your your average emaciated pasty faced pancake makeup wearing GOFF..of either gender..(well frankly most of the people cant tell em apart so why waste time eh?)...place them on a platform attached to a lever, placed above a large barrel of water. Suspended above the GOFF is a GONG attached to the lever. Customers pay for balls they can aim and toss at the GONG. When a ball connects, the GONG makes a sound that goes like........GONFF....the lever is pulled, the platform withdrawn, the GOFF ends iup up in the Barrel of water with a splash..hilarity ensues... The next time a neighbourhood school is having a fundraiser..suggest it to them by name.... DUNK A GOFF... Batteries and GOFFS not included.... one satisfied customer had this to say... Once you have DUNKED A GOFF..you will never go back to DUNKING clowns... another one said..... Oh I think they look adorable with the runny mascara and grease paint..like the tragic clown Palaich...DUNK A GOFF is such a cultured game... |
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We will dunk them and take their . |
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I hear the musician Voltaire, from Projekt Records, is designing a line of "Pocket Goths" for those quarter machines in malls. That would be funny. |
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haha! |
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flea.. you once were a goff? teehee! |
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some female goffs are hot, yo! |
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how do you know which ones are female? |
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touché... :( |
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yeah i like em too! |
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look! Goffs!! |
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one is called Dave. guess which one. |
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goths arent that cool man, but uh there is a HUGE and almost abosolute difference between black/doom metal and a goth or goth metal.. uhg. |
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GOFFS! GOFFs go *barf!* in the night! Adopt-A-GOFF! do you like GOFFballs? we've yet to see the world's first GOFF M.C. |
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THIS GOFF DOTH DRINKIFF YOUR BLOODY FROTH AND UNLIKE THE MOTH, I SHOTH STAYOTH AWAYOTH FROM THE LIGHT AND SUN. |
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