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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-10 02:05 [#00943362]
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Why did the chicken visit the spiritualist church?

To reach the other side.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-10 02:07 [#00943364]
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its green and cold

a microphone


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-10 02:15 [#00943365]
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Why did the punk cross the road?

Cause it was stapled to the chicken



 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-10 02:25 [#00943369]
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it's red

a tomato

it's blue

an apple


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-10 02:27 [#00943373]
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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-10 02:34 [#00943380]
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you are crazy


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-10 02:39 [#00943385]
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patatas fritas for christ sake


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-10 02:42 [#00943386]
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and you are beyond insane :)

btw our avatars are nearly the same, only mine is in
greyscale :P


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-11-10 03:06 [#00943394]
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and nlogax's picture is of a 40 year old fetus


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-10 03:16 [#00943398]
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now you're being rediculous


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-10 03:27 [#00943402]
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morton: ironically, that's not far from the truth :) And by
the way, I think you need pair of new glasses.

mappatazee: you big oyster!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-10 04:47 [#00943468]
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whats long, thin, pink and goes in tarts?

Rhubarb.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-10 04:50 [#00943472]
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=oD


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-10 09:24 [#00943761]
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Why did the kangaroo cross the road?... oh no this isn't a
joke, I'm just asking a quesion.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-10 09:26 [#00943764]
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what yellow and smells of sick?

monkey sick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

cause it died


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-10 09:28 [#00943766]
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whats loud, annoying, unstructured and without melody?

autechre post 2001


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-10 09:30 [#00943769]
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whats grey, black and dull yellow with red and black letters
and full of crap


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-10 09:35 [#00943779]
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a whale that ate a giraffe delivering news papers


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-10 09:37 [#00943785]
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xltronic

:P


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-10 09:38 [#00943787]
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so close


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-10 09:38 [#00943788]
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Q: What's thin, flat, fragile and transparent?

A: GLASS! ha ha ha ha ha!


 


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