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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:19 [#00939447]
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For some reason, I have NEVER been able to purchase over the counter, the following items.
Condoms Toilet Paper.
People slag me off for this, but I just cannot do it - I have a mental block and cannot face it !
How about You?
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-07 12:20 [#00939450]
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there's nothing I won't buy. man, you can't even buy toilet paper??
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nacmat
on 2003-11-07 12:22 [#00939454]
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nothing
well maybe guns
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939455]
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butter, or margerine
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939456]
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Laxitive... King size rizlas... Condoms...(doesn't matter anyway I have no use) Tin foil(when stoned,because people think your a smack-head)
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939459]
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Why?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-07 12:24 [#00939460]
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condoms is still hard, yes.
you can't buy toilet-paper? that could get very inconvenient.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:24 [#00939461]
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there's nothing worse than a fat chick, going into a grocery store buying lard like substinances.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:25 [#00939464]
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Nothing really. I can buy condoms, it is awkward but I can deal.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939468]
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watermark by enya
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939471]
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qrter> your avator is hot, what the hell are you guys afraid of buying condoms for?! if anything the casheir will probably just be jealous.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939473]
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is therre not. if i was on the checkout i would neverr give it anotherr thought.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939476]
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Porno is awkawrd,especially if you buy say for example an "asian-babes" mag,when the woman serving me is asian herself.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939478]
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ooh good one.
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939479]
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quite
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939480]
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womens panties
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nacmat
on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939481]
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I like buying condoms... I find it very erotic when I ask for them and I imagine the girl in the store thinking: "he is going to fuck"
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939482]
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nothing apart from store brand alcohol
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939483]
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I work on checkouts very ocassionaly and I never second thought any of these items...apart from cider.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939484]
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i can buy anything. i have no prride.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939485]
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tonoepu5her> HAHAHA that't like a chezey pick up lin... with out words.
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939486]
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i've never felt bad about buying condoms. 'cept once when i was like 14 or 15 a really religious bitch from my church got behind me in the line at the store and i had a big box o' rubbers. that sucked pretty bad.
i don't think i have a problem buying much of anything.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939487]
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That's it, nacmat - I don't want no cashier thinking "is he going to fuck?" and I don't want no cashier thinking "is he going to shit?"
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939489]
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but youve got the looks man :)
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939490]
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lol (you have to ask for them?)
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939491]
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Haha I always ask for extra large condoms,just to see the girls face!
Of course I'll never get use them..
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939492]
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i would have asked 'LOOK IM BUYING CONDOMS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO USE THESE FOR?' and piss her off
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939493]
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yeah, undies i could see being a problem.
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939494]
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waterballoons!
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939495]
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Can't order anything with a stupid name... like a Mr. B'gok-ie Chicken Sandwich, or a McOinkie pork roll.
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939496]
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undies as in lingerie?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939497]
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not that ill ever have the need to buy em, sadly
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939498]
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epos>i would hav winked at the bitch.
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Peloton
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939500]
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I'd say you have inner feelings of sexual guilt and inferiority resulting from an anal adjustment conflict in early childhood.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939501]
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tony > yah
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939502]
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Haha I see your point....
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939505]
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oh yeah, i did buy a cosmo once and i was kinda embarased about that.
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939506]
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ordering expert knob twiddlers over the phone was funny. i swear the woman at the other end got people to listen in :)
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939507]
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then they should go with their girlfriends. it's fun plus you get your say in what she gets :)
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939508]
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It won't surprise you to know I come from a Catholic family.
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nacmat
on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939509]
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I dont like buying them in supermarkets, I feel they are better in the pharmacy, and there I have to ask for them: " please would you give me a box with 12 condoms?"
if they ask "large or normal?" I say " normal thanks"
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939510]
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i had that prroblem today, i had to orrderr a 'choca-chocolate flapjack'
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Peloton
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939511]
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I thought as much. My condolences.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939513]
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nob> ..... BUAHAHHAHAHA
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-11-07 12:35 [#00939516]
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So you have a shitload of kids and a filthy arse? :D
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:35 [#00939519]
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"yes, hello. can i please have three cartons of extra small lubricated condoms please?"
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:36 [#00939520]
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tony > huh?? you mean like a lezbian type of girl friend?
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:36 [#00939521]
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filthy arse?
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-11-07 12:37 [#00939523]
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no toilet rroll
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:37 [#00939524]
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can't buy tp for his bunghole
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