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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-11-07 16:36 [#00940048]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



fuck girlfriends!

you can make your own interpretation to that sentence

i'm so deep

and to this one aswell


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 16:39 [#00940055]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939806



yay I love that album


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-07 16:40 [#00940057]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to AlbertoBalsalm: #00940048



Don't take this the wrong way but you're quite mad.


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-11-07 16:41 [#00940060]
Points: 1264 Status: Lurker



how about some pictures of girlfriends?


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 16:41 [#00940061]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



having a perverted horny nympho girlfriend is great for a
while... but after 6 months it truly takes of fun out of sex
(atleast with that person). Guys are supposed to be
hornier than girls. its a simple supply and demand issue
that devalues the sexual experience...especially when the
girl demands sex and your balls cant supply the lovejuice 5
times a day. Maybe i just have a protein deficiency


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-07 16:41 [#00940062]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939830



hell...o?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 16:42 [#00940065]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to kurrrak: #00940060



no


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 16:43 [#00940067]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



or maybe i need to eat more salt


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 16:49 [#00940073]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



I am a girlfriend atm(tho im more b.f cause he's very girly)
:D and i'm apparently kinky and dirty.....but i've never
thought i am..i think they just like to think it,that's my
theory....

Girlfriend are good.when the relationships good...,sadly ive
never had one , but i hope to have many .or at least 2 or
3...

:D


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-11-07 16:49 [#00940074]
Points: 1264 Status: Lurker



just suggestin'...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-11-07 16:58 [#00940097]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



i'd expect girls to throw their naked bodies at me in the
streets cos i'm a walking sex machine. but i guess they're
just too dumb to realise that ;P



 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-11-07 16:59 [#00940101]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to anon: #00940073



at the same time? o_O *wishful thinking*


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-07 16:59 [#00940102]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to AlbertoBalsalm: #00940097



you're probably too sexy - that scares girls of


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 17:01 [#00940105]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to AlbertoBalsalm: #00940101



That wud be fantastic..but sadly will most likely never
happen 4 me *weeps*


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-11-07 17:01 [#00940107]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #00940102



yes. they probably think i'm way out of their league


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 17:03 [#00940111]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



velocet> maybe that's why i can't keep guys.... *ponders*


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 17:21 [#00940166]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



consider your vagina as commodity. factor in simple
economics and keep the supply low and the value high. if
your demand exceeds your partners supply and you want to
keep your vaginas market value high then take up multiple
partners or acquaint yourself with your vibrator between
sessions.

Id suggest making your 2nd partner female to avoid jealousy
from the 1st partner...also being bisexual and including
your current partner in threesomes with your second parter
SIGNIFICANTLY ups your market value :) simple economics for
a successful sexual relationship.
buy my book


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 21:01 [#00940569]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



BUAHHHAHAHAHAHAH


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-08 02:21 [#00940691]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



what I like about my girlfriend the most is that she can
handle any situation, she is very strong. she respects a lot
everybody (very tolerant) and she is very intelligent

and yes imo she is the most beautiful girl in the world....
well at leat in my world


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-08 02:34 [#00940697]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



My girlfriend does modelling and she's very hot and I'm
naturally a bit paranoid so this could spell trouble, I
think.

And she's been in UK for 6 months.
At least I know I have been a good kid and haven't groped
anyone else....

!!!!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-08 02:40 [#00940701]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Velocet - try screwing for ten hours. yeah. it hurts. tip =
don't have sex on amphetamine comedowns. it's really good
for the first few hours but then it's like an effort to get
to the fucking gates.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-08 02:42 [#00940702]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to Velocet: #00940166



where can i buy those 'vaginas' you speak of?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-08 02:49 [#00940704]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #00940691



no! Mine is! ;)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-08 03:04 [#00940707]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00940704



its nice to have a girlfriend


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-08 03:18 [#00940710]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



yeah. makes me feel like i wasn't a whole person before
sometimes.
but then again i'm insane and retarded.



 

offline manifestevil from Australia on 2003-11-08 03:29 [#00940718]
Points: 986 Status: Regular



Well ican't say me i ring my girlfriend just to tell her
what i had for dinner, usually the first thing we talk about
is how eachothers day has been.
I'm lucky to have her, still both madly in love after over 4
years of being together.


 

offline uzim on 2003-11-08 04:41 [#00940757]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



JAroen > buying vaginas alone?

err... ' _ '
interesting creepy idea!!

in the future there would be organ shops, where people could
buy or order (rather order, probably) organs... when they'd
lose an eye or a leg, they'd go to the organ shop, be
examinated and the organ examinator in the shop would give
the data of their remaining eye or leg to a scientist, which
will devlop the missing eye or leg according to it... and
for people who'd want to change their eyes, or ears, or sex,
etc., they could buy some too...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-08 04:49 [#00940760]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00940757



i was thinking about you last night uzim, i was thinking
'wherre is uzim?'


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-08 05:16 [#00940787]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



I miss having a girlfriend :(

All my realtionships were basically one after the other,
I've had a long gap this time and haven't found anyone. Tell
a lie, i found one person, but she screwed me over.

Although yesterday i got told that the majority of people in
my college think i have 'nice hair, good build, good looks
and a nice smile'

So...yeah :s

looks like Tiger Woods is in a four gorge in the bell end


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-08 09:30 [#00941026]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



od_step> YOU'V SCREWED FOR 10 HOURS?!?!


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-08 11:41 [#00941154]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



od_step> ive screwed for 6 hours a couple times...with the
help of endurance chemicals like alchohol or opiates. the
end result is very rewarding. gives credit to tantered
sex.. but getting there sometimes can get very boring
(having a tv turned on behind your girlfriend..or in front
of depending on position.. helps pass the time). also helps
to lay some plastic wrap down on the bed beforehand so not
to soak the matress with 15 pounds of love-sweat.

uzim> when that day arrives all men will have vaginas
implanted in their hands... and women will no longer control
our lives


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-11-08 11:45 [#00941157]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



O_O


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-08 11:49 [#00941163]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Good call on the plastic wrap! Once that shit soaks
in.......


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-08 12:21 [#00941196]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



weep is th most discusting word... ever...


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-08 12:24 [#00941205]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00941196



I thought fadge was


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-08 12:28 [#00941213]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



no definately weep.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-08 12:43 [#00941236]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00941213



wot like crying?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-08 12:47 [#00941244]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker



flange


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-08 12:48 [#00941247]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



no like a whound that has discusting shit coming out of it


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-11-08 13:39 [#00941323]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular



I don't think I'm too controlling. :S I love my boyfriend
very much. Sometimes, it hurts but most of the time it's a
great feeling.:) fanny is the most disgusting word when
someone tries to say it in a sexy voice...


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-09 20:21 [#00943060]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



ha just found this again

Tragedy - yeah. My and gf went out with friends and did a
lot of amphetamines.
Sex went from something like 7am to 5pm.
That also involves 15 min coffee break and 15 min shower
which didn't count coz we ...did it in the shower.

I was very tired at the end of it.

The good thing was I didn't even notice the comedown
hahahaha

Yeah it's one of my fave stories atm.

PS yes we were both very very sore for a few days.


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2003-11-09 21:15 [#00943111]
Points: 1568 Status: Lurker



*search messageboards vagina*


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-09 21:19 [#00943115]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



heheh yeah man!

actually i was just bored @ work, going back page by page
looking for old threads I was active in to see what happened
to them. i do that.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-09 21:56 [#00943144]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



sex is so gross, if you think about it...


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-09 22:01 [#00943156]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



s'why i like it

you can't talk! I saw your drunk post on yr LJ!
EWWWWWWWW!

I'm so shocked!


 

offline detheel on 2013-11-07 19:16 [#02464253]
Points: 240 Status: Addict



s'why I like DUBturbo


 


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