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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-11-06 01:22 [#00936916]
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Wow, holy shit. Move uh-side, Big Boi and Dre, there's a new kind of hip-hop... the Macho Man. Has anyone else heard this yet? Some major kitsch factor here.
This is sort of a diss on Hulk Hogan, who released an album called ''Hulk Rules'' that was so bad that it was great. It had spectacular lyrics like ''I want to be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends''. That was my favorite track, kind of New Kids-cum-Sesame Street. Certainly worth a look. Hulk even played bass on the album. Consumate professional.
So now Randy strikes back 8 years later, but he ain't pullin' no punches here, no way. The balls 2 the wall, 2 the max. Even Pitchfork has been hit by Macho Mania. Randy holds his own, no doubt. It's an exciting hybrid of hard-rock and hardcore rhymes. I hear a lot of Run DMC in this album.
The album is fabulous. Look it up on Soulseek (or better yet buy it, Randy is on Vince McMahon's blacklist and he needs the money), and while you're at it, you'll need to check out Hulk Rules as well. Visit Randy's website.
Hulk Rules > Be a Man, but I'm biased, being a rocker and not a hip-hopper. I also like the messages on Hogan's album. Randy is a bit crude and rough for me, too much OF THE STREETS, a culture my cracka azz knows nothing about. Just like I prefer those pansy Beatles over the Stones, Hulk > Randy.
Randy's match with Ricky the Dragon Steamboat in Wrestlemania 3 was one of the best Intercontinental title matches ever, so he has a history of excellence.
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 01:24 [#00936917]
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That is amazing!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-11-06 01:27 [#00936918]
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Isn't it just!
I know you want some sample lyrics, so here they are. They're as stunning on record as they are on paper, believe me.
''Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you I'm coming after you coward
Hot diggity damn Hulk you set it off Used to be hard, Hulk Now you done turned soft Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya Dancin' in tights as a ballerina I knew all along you had those tendencies Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked
Come on, you'll phony fight The Rock ..(hard to understand here)
But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go It was a charity event but The Hulk didn't show Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope And I'm gonna kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check
Be A Man, Hulk Come on, don't be scared You're running from Macho that's what I heard''
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wakisan
from The L-Mont (United States) on 2003-11-06 01:35 [#00936925]
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what a genius.
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WooferAttack
from Milano (Italy) on 2003-11-06 03:08 [#00937011]
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wow, cool!
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-06 12:51 [#00937903]
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u know this has to be a wrestling angle to get macho man back into the business.
Hogan/Savage Wrestlemania w/ special guest referee - The Mounty
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-11-06 12:55 [#00937913]
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I would like to state that I am unrelated to macho man randy savage.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-11-06 13:06 [#00937942]
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Yeah I saw this a few months ago. My mind was boggled.
"BONE SAWS GOT 3 MINUTES WITH YOU!"
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-06 13:09 [#00937949]
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Dont think nothin of it when the other wrestler shoots webs and shit from his hands.
I mean christ, talk about foreign objects,,,er foreign spook.
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Smyrma
from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-11-06 13:47 [#00938023]
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I LOVE Hulk's album. When my band played our show a couple weeks back we did a Hulk medley of "I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac" in harcore punk fashion and segue-ing into "Hulkster in Heaven." It was awesome.
The Macho Man album isn't nearly as great as Hulk's. I downloaded it. I especially love the intro. Some melancholy violins and an audio-montage of people talking about Macho. My favorite part is when a guy with an extremely fake British accent says, "Macho Man's recording a rap cd, I hear it's going to be hot!"
Wrestling music = awesome
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-06 13:49 [#00938025]
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wrestling = awesome
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manticore
from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-11-06 13:53 [#00938030]
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man oh man! sounds like Macho Man is trying to bite Kool Keith's lyrical flava so bad it hurts! check out these lyrics to the brilliant 'intergalactic lover' from the one and only former Ultramagnetic MC and compare if you dare:
I was your boyfriend girl lieutenant lover flight commander Member of the air force, remember when I bought you a porsche?
Diamond rings with roses, I put pearls in your noses Put you in heels, paid your school loans and tons of bills I ripped eight thousand threw a stack up in the fireplace You couldn’t believe it, your mom was there with a sad face
I had you accounts, three million with big amounts You wrecked your impala, I seen you at the beauty parlor Gave you a check engagement ring, four million dollars Your friends were surprised, your sister couldn’t believe her eyes
I walked in with cape, with jewels, on, you know I’m the captain
Outside by the cadillac three brothers rappin soundin wack and
I kept on steppin legend status, you know my rep and I see you at eight, turn your pager off, don’t be late
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manticore
from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-11-06 13:58 [#00938039]
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also, i reckon one ought not to expect much intelligence from Macho Man's rap lyrics but what's this?
here Macho accuses Hulk of being secretly in the closet:
"I knew all along you had those tendencies Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease"
and yet he follows it up with:
"Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get
smoked"
hmm, could it be an invitation for Hulk to get his, erm, "sausage" smoked by Randy Savage? is it just me or is Randy hiding something behind all that spandex? you know what they say about people who are outwardly homophobic ...
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-11-06 14:09 [#00938044]
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Hello Ophecks, and thanks for sharing this.
I found a website where you can listen to the Hulk album (Real Audio):
http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/mcmahon/48/multimedia/...
I'm checking it out right now! I will have to stay up all night (again) and write a soundtrack (which should be done by 8:00 tomorrow)...
ah, I hope it will turn out good! anyway, check out the link if you haven't heard Hulk's moosic.
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-06 14:42 [#00938097]
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id like to take an elbow drop from Randy Pofo.
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