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tom from toms shack on 2001-11-22 17:00 [#00054560] | |||||||||
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YEP THATS RIGHT-AFX IS PLAYING LIVE WITH PHIL COLLINS & VERA DUCKWORTH IN TIPTON AT THE CONSERVATIVE SOCIAL CLUB ON 19TH DEC!!! LINE UP AS FOLLOWS.. AFX HAIRCUT 100 THE 'DONT TELL THE WIFE' DANCERS PETRE DAVEY DDD COLIN BRIDGEWORTH & THE TIPTON TRUMPETS MEL D HAMSTRING PC KEN MUIRIDGE TICKETS 4.50 RAFFLE HELD AT 8.30PM-WILL YOU BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO WIN A BOX OF CRACKERS? OFFER OF THE EVENING-STONES BITTER 89P PER CAN NO DRUGS. |
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jand from Essex,Uk on 2001-11-22 17:08 [#00054567] | |||||||||
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You missed off 2 last minute xtras... Peter Andre.. Val Doonicans Wrecking Cru... Got my tickets already.. |
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tom from toms shack on 2001-11-23 11:45 [#00054887] | |||||||||
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and phillip schofield with his rude monkey in the nip puppet has just confirmed. jason donovan will be taunting a spastic in a wheelchair at around 9pm. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-23 11:47 [#00054888] | |||||||||
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Isnt there a Rabbit and Hare festival on tuesday? I here Bros are bidding for an asian pedigree. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-23 11:48 [#00054889] | |||||||||
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damn spelling....... I meant 'hear' |
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tom from toms shack on 2001-11-23 14:29 [#00054935] | |||||||||
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PLS-NOTE BENNY FROM CROSSROADS WILL NOT BE PULLING BOTTLES OF WHISKEY OUT OF HIS ARSE UNTIL AFTER 10.30PM AS A KIND OF REPLACEMENT MAX FROM BROOKSIDE WILL BE CHEWING ROBBIE WILLIAMS EARS AS MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE ARE GIVEN SHOTGUNS TO PUT ROBBIE OUT OF HIS SORRY LITTLE MISERY FOR GRAND CRIMES AGAISNT MUSIC. STEPS WILL BE EXECUTED LIVE AT 11.30PM-THE PANEL OPTED FOR THR FUN FOURSOME TO BE DROWNED IN A CAULDRON OF THEIR OWN MELTED POP CDS THAT HAVE CAUSED SO MANY PEOPLE AUDIO MISERY THROUGH BLANDNESS. NO SQUIRRELS AFTER 9PM. SORRY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-23 15:01 [#00054944] | |||||||||
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I'm sure to invite the Regional Institurte for Savage Deer Preservation along, I want Geoff to spike the punch again! |
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tom from toms shack on 2001-11-23 15:13 [#00054955] | |||||||||
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spoke to geoff-he cant make it this year-he off buggering badgers & slapping cats for dheap thrills & turps in burnley. have heard though that there will be a live improvised electronic performance from 'thistle' -a local community community anti heroin group who perform entirely in clothes made of clingfilm which when stretched across the private parts region, allow a fascinating view of their 'pink pancakes' as you mellow to the scary industrial ambient sounds that eminate from lead vovalist daniels pancreas. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-23 15:18 [#00054959] | |||||||||
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HA HA HA!!! I DONT THINK YOU CAN EVER SLAP A CAT. You cant cant possibly comprehend how much that made me laugh! That was well funny mate |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-23 15:28 [#00054964] | |||||||||
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Remember everyone? Bring you rice and self worth along, we can bake a cake and donate to the burnt monkey fund. |
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tom from toms shack on 2001-11-23 16:36 [#00055003] | |||||||||
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excellant!!! ill bring some extra charcoal. new warp signing 'gruel' ore playing their farming inspired acid house anthems from the chip shop roof across the road at 10.23 pm-apparently their drum machine is made from parts of blinddate. cilla black apparently cried like an old mans nappy when she found out-yet ironically, cilla (93) is a huge fan of the band, and invited them around to play at her custard party in upper kinington, kent. max bygraves will be spinning industrial inspired acidbass & drill from 1am through til 2003. expect max to be ripped to the tits on drugs as screams 'come on you cunts-FUCKING RAVE!!' to all the terrified children at the nursery school next door well past the time that all and sundry have left to chill out on bovril. oh yes. |
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