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Everyday I wake up and know I won't be getting laid
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-04 06:24 [#00933504]
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Can't put down consistency


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-04 06:37 [#00933513]
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You poor bastard.

Wait, I can't get any either.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-04 06:38 [#00933514]
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Shit.

Prefux, you stupid fucking bastard !


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-04 06:53 [#00933528]
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maybe i could rape you ?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-04 06:58 [#00933534]
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Yeah well thing about this: I'm not getting laid coz my girl
is overseas for months.

That's even worse as I can't* go out and at least try for
some.


*(can't = don't want to. I do have SOME morals)


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-11-04 07:11 [#00933540]
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i like having sex.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-04 07:13 [#00933541]
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humping your fleshlight is not sex


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-11-04 07:15 [#00933545]
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so what? i haven't had sex in a really (really) long time
and i don't even care.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-04 07:16 [#00933546]
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Well ive never had sex


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-04 07:18 [#00933547]
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and you're a man? haha

come on, maybe you should just turn off your computer.
believe me.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-11-04 07:21 [#00933549]
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i don't think i understand what that means and it scares me.


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-11-04 07:29 [#00933551]
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do you need sex to prove yourself you're a man? pity...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-04 07:32 [#00933556]
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Having sex is all you are put on this planet to do...it is
the basic human function.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-04 07:33 [#00933558]
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did i say that?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-11-04 07:33 [#00933560]
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sex is for people who dont have a realdoll


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-11-04 07:34 [#00933562]
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then we're mere animals, aren't we?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-04 07:35 [#00933564]
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This is the correct answer


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-04 07:36 [#00933566]
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neitherr i am.


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-11-04 07:36 [#00933567]
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well, actually you didn't, but that's one of the things it
implies. i just don't feel a constant urge to have sex. is
there something wrong with me?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-04 07:48 [#00933583]
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Yes :D

At the end of the day humans are nothing more than animals
with the belief they are something more. When it really
matters everything boils down to animal instincts...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-04 07:50 [#00933585]
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You need to snap out of this "I can't get a girl" thing...I
don't know how old you are but providing you are under 40
you should have no trouble going out of a weekend and
getting a girl. It really isn't hard, you just keep
putting yourself into the situation were it might happen and
soon enough it will. And force yourself to act confident
even if you don't feel it.


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-11-04 07:56 [#00933592]
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ok, i'm outta here and i go breeding. :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-04 07:57 [#00933594]
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Good Good :D!


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-04 08:05 [#00933605]
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wow, you've done your good deed for today!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-04 08:47 [#00933647]
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I have never had sex and I still might not ever. Eventually,
given my genetic hard wiring, I had no choice but to start
simulating it with my pillow. It's not just a physical
simulation, but almost more importantly, a psychological
simulation. I tell my pillow it's pretty, caress it, tell
her deep secrets and tell her I love her. I constantly move
into new positions with it, which is actually so stimulating
it's hard to get to sleep. My imagination in this department
is only a very few degrees short of the realness of reality,
so I am just about able to fool my biological brain and body
into thinking they're succeeding marvelously in the deep,
innate evolution-designed urge to replicate. I can say with
a fair ammount of self confidence that I am an "attractive"
human. So the real reason I find sex, not to mention any
other form of even mild human intimacy difficult is surely
behavior that was learned- almost surely due to the
soul-killing psychological harrassment generously dished out
to me over a dulling period of time.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-04 08:52 [#00933653]
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but then again, you are a nutcase... :D

j/k your posts are always great fun to read


 

offline Clic on 2003-11-04 08:53 [#00933655]
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Well, okay.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-04 08:56 [#00933662]
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Anyway, if I could scrape away the surface of innate
subjective hormonal urges and look only at the objective
evolutionary and biological reasons and mechanisms, I would
surely have absolutely no desire to contribute replications
of myself to earth's ecologically and psychologically
unhealthy and unnatural future. I'm quite glad evolution
worked in a way where we even have a choice in the matter.
Single celled creatures just divide whether they "want" to
or not. If I had the power of a god, I'm not sure what would
be the most ecologically and healthy moral way to deal with
humanity. Simply erasing them all would be a temporary
solution only as evolution of earth's remaining species
would continue. The crazy thing about the whole thing is the
subjective factor. The fact that somehow, out of all of that
complexity, consciousness emerges, an "I" forms. If there
was no "I" in the equation, none of it would matter and
nobody would feel pain or care about the whole process.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-04 08:59 [#00933666]
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Does anybody want to buy a used pillow?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-04 09:02 [#00933668]
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keep it for emotional values


 


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