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If your picture were to be on the front page of the newspapers the next morning, what would you want the headline to say? |
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Phobiazero is required to answer this TOO! hahah yeaah |
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i know what i would not want it to say. |
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Cubs win! |
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I don't like having my picture on the front page of newspapers. Unless of course, my name is John Wayne Bobbit |
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they have landed !!!! |
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This man rules. |
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cunt |
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my ass was in the paperr once. fact. |
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Does it have to be something worthy of the frontpage? |
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"Reclusive scavenger proclaims, 'I have the key to one-eyed willy!'" |
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man wins carmen electra in raffle |
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i was in the magazine already...they even talked good of me :) but if i was on a cover i'd wanted it to say "leav this guy alone!" |
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hahaha |
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man finds osama in his kitchen cupboard |
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pachi of Alaska discovers new galaxy |
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'she may not b a lady , but she's alllllll woman!'' lol nahh not reli just obsessed w/ sayin that atm..i dunno! U pic! |
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"Wins Millions!!!" |
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"New World Emperor Announced... decrees 'MUERTE DE LOS BLANCOS!!!'" |
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Nursing-Home Residents Mate In Captivity Free-Town, WI—Following six months of failed attempts under intense observation by geriatric scientists, Briarwood Nursing Home residents Aphexisatwin, 86, and Helen Veukmaan, 83, successfully mated in captivity Monday. "As with most new arrivals to Briarwood, Aphex and Helen at first seemed despondent," Briarwood's Dr. William Stander said. "Before long, though, they grew accustomed to their new habitat, and Aphex soon felt comfortable enough to approach Helen. Indeed, Aphex ultimately proved quite aggressive." Briarwood employees report that, after mating, isatwin provided Veukmaan with half a box of windmill cookies. |
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'JAZEMBO OF XLTRONIC WINS $£100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000' |
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D-Steak finds 10 bucks!!! I'd settle for that! |
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mmmmm! carmen is sooo naughty! |
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LOL, Would you swap that 10 bucks for 10,000 of my bucks? |
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eh, yeah im a simple man but, FUck yes |
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134-Year-Old Man Attributes Longevity To Typographical Error Free-Town, WI—Area dock worker Aphexisatwin celebrated his 134th birthday Friday with a quiet party at his home, surrounded by family. Asked the secret to his astounding longevity, the feisty Aphex credited "healthy eating, a good walk every evening, and a Social Security worker's accidental striking of an extra digit while typing in my age." The remarkable Aphex, who remembers meeting President Lyndon Johnson as a young boy, said he has "no plans to retire any time soon." |
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LOCAL AREA HUMAN DISCOVERS OWN KNEECAPS IN REFRIGERATOR |
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Man wakes up drugged in ice bat with extra kidneys !!! "Stupid black markey kidney merchants" the man was quoted in saying |
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Awaiting User. |
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"Area man found to have world's largest penis" |
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Worlds Largest Penis Found! |
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"Best person in the world" |
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'who wants to marry a hundredaire?' |
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whoa, that's creepy, I didn't see your reply....... |
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man wakes up without tinnitus! its a modern day miracle! |
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very creepy! |
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"Local man says he just doesn't give a Fuck" I think i picked that mainly because it would be great to see a newspaper use the word fuck on the front page. |
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"who the hell is this person!" |
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australian idol - go johnny go! |
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local man declared world's fugliest; his very appearance starts to ruin life for everyone |
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'Help im being help prisoner by the newspaper people, forced to make headlines for all time' |
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"Hugh Hefner Retires, Leaves Mansion And Fortune To Welshman" |
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"Shocked ecnadniarb finds out he is Welsh and has been left all Hugh Hefners posessions" |
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"Demonic skull has sex with 3 year old girl after her 21st birthday" |
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"Murray dumped by Robie Williams" |
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Murray's takes the cake, but Aphexisatwin's was so believable... kind of. 'Seventh - degree burn victim inaugurates naked charity marathon' |
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'a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters finish their long-awaited novel....its not bad!' |
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"man with hand transplant reveals: 'I just can't stop wanking!'" lol |
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Geekiest man in the world, Refund's home life unveiled!!! |
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"girl found intoxicated, outside famous indie rock star 'conor oberst's' house!" |
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