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offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-02 07:39 [#00930006]
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voted: best word evar



 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2003-11-02 07:40 [#00930010]
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...and what does it mean?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-02 07:41 [#00930011]
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elusive, are you responsible for those terrible Nissan Micra
ads?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-11-02 07:42 [#00930012]
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someone saying "quiet" with his mouth stuffed with chocolate
cake?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2003-11-02 07:45 [#00930019]
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Hail to the quief!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-02 07:46 [#00930020]
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"the quief is dead" ?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-02 07:46 [#00930022]
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queef


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 07:47 [#00930024]
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hehehe


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 08:00 [#00930049]
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= Vaginal Belch


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-11-02 12:48 [#00930468]
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a.k.a. pussyfart


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 12:50 [#00930469]
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Withdrawing and then being privy to a long, loud quief is
pretty fucking... dope.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-11-02 13:00 [#00930476]
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uh? actually, i think queefs are fucking raunchy.

usually happens when you pound a loose cunt...

the tight ones don't tend to queef.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 13:05 [#00930479]
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uh, what? I made a positive statement. I'm all for the
quief/queef.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-11-02 13:28 [#00930497]
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i also like the word twat. therefore "twat queef" is the
best phrase evar


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-11-02 13:28 [#00930498]
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yeah, i know...i'm NOT into queefs...as my association w/
them tend to be with sleezy whores w/ loose cuntimimes.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-11-02 14:00 [#00930534]
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This reminds me of that south park episode when they're
trying to figure out what queef means.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 16:59 [#00930767]
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You people , make me giggle.


 

offline APeSHiTZ from ¤BANgbANG¤ on 2003-11-02 17:03 [#00930774]
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whats Twat mean anyway ?



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-02 17:06 [#00930777]
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twat is a slang word for vulva and common curse word.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-02 17:09 [#00930780]
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So... what's quief?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-02 17:12 [#00930784]
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read what other people posteed

kthx
quieeef


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-02 17:52 [#00930807]
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it's queef


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-03 11:09 [#00931871]
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its not really a queef as much as it is a

pfft...


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-11-03 18:26 [#00932886]
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no more like "phoorrffff."

the ones i've heard anyway.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2003-11-03 18:26 [#00932890]
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heheh, well i think there are different levels of queefs.

i think yours might be one of the stinkier ones.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-03 18:28 [#00932893]
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actually... those awful Nissa Micran ads were made by..
David Lynch... I kid you not.. :(


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-11-03 18:49 [#00932902]
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YOU LIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-03 19:43 [#00932919]
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it's spelt "queef" isn't it?

Those things are teh funnayz


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-11-03 20:05 [#00932936]
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i concur that it is queef, not quief or whatever


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-11-03 20:16 [#00932962]
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queef it is, and I'm not a big fan, but it's not that big a
deal either way.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-03 20:20 [#00932968]
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it is when it's a QUIEF


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2003-11-03 20:23 [#00932973]
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multiple girls (with presumably variant tightness) have told
me that it is just something girls do a few times a day,
more if the area is messed about with in such a manner that
more should occur (ie: fucking)... basically it's just air
that gets trapped in that cavity of their's... and probably
has nothing to do with tightness... i mean, it's not like
even the tightest would be airtight... there is still pesky
slit... in fact, it'd make sense to assume that a loose slit
would queef less, because it would be easier for the air to
escape on a regular basis...

... i only found out that queefs existed a few months
ago...

... and it shook my world to the core...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-03 20:37 [#00932992]
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't is indeed queef.

also known as a vart.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-03 20:47 [#00932997]
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quief is not the same as queef


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-11-03 20:49 [#00933004]
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you are correct, though I do no know if it oocurs daily.

elusive: please explain


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-03 21:05 [#00933024]
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oh ill explain all right.



 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-03 21:31 [#00933038]
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OH SHIT!!!!!

VART!

YES!

OMG

I'm going to hassle some girl about this subject oin the
weekend - for some reaosn I get away wit being a gutter
brained moron with a lto of girls under the guise of being
"humorous"



 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-03 21:37 [#00933043]
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girl = girls

reaosn = reason

lto = lot

oin = on

wit = with

damn, that's a looootta typos, eh.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-03 22:36 [#00933068]
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but "twat queef" is redundant, as a queef is a fart of the
pussy. So, a twat queef is the same as saying a twat pussy
fart.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
------------------------------------------------
Once upon a time, my friend Will and I contemplated what the
world would be like if males encountered a phenomenon
similar to the queef. We determined that it would be called
a "veet" and would arise after a small amount of air leaves
the urethra, sounding similar to a tiny bit of air escaping
from a balloon. The word in itself is an onomotopoeia, so
that should give you some idea of how a "veet" would sound
in real life.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-11-03 22:36 [#00933069]
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEE EYEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-03 23:57 [#00933172]
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yeah a twat queef is like an atm machine.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-06 07:19 [#00937294]
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Really, what the hell is a quief?


 


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