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what a pointless post |
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you forgot knocking boots and the horizontal mombo. and i need to do all of that really soon, its been too long |
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tragedy> would this be dave? |
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happy hunting! tragedy already said 'knocking boots', btw... ;-) |
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orgy? as far as i know, tragedy is the only female in the thread, and im not too sure if id be into a 10 male on my exgf thing |
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don't you mean 'mambo'.. as that's actually a dance..? |
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good point |
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i met this INSAINEly hot japaese woman last night. i tore her apart, piece by piece. would have traded it all to be at the warp party last night, though... |
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and what exactly does "tearing her apart piece by piece" entail, you one of those "fuckem then killem" people? |
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ok so... i spent a niiice peaceful evening at my nana's house doing laundry and helping my cousin get set up for her room (shes having a baby in a month), and i came home to the creepy kid who's obsssed with me sitting in my house. . . i seriously am going to freak out, i'm more angry than scared. i feel like breaking his face, he's driving home now, i sort of locked myself in my room and threw a fit screaming, i'm such a pre madonna, or is it prima donna? anywho. . . this hot chick called me yesterday who i thought was hot now for like a year, and have wanted for like a year, and goes "ummm, hey jessie?. . . you wanna get togethr and fuck sometime?. . ." and i was like "omg", any ways. . . my life is fucked, but surprisingly i'm really happy, lately. |
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:) |
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my life is like an ongoing horror movie where i just don't die. . . |
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Press 'Eject' then! :P |
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that could be either positive or negative. |
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Yikes. |
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keep on feeling happy! you're only 18 once a lifetime! go for it!!! I got laid two days ago, so I'm happy... |
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i can't believe you were all screaming just cause i was talking to your mom |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGEL!!! |
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i jus' wanna love you baby |
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viktor you lucky bastard, i got laid about a week and a 1/2 ago, but i don't really need it anymore. meh. |
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nigel. . . rock it, yo |
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oh baby! |
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oo ahh |
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omg, that is sooo annoying! lol |
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feel the rhythm! |
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what? premature ejaculation? |
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pre cum is lame. |
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indeed! |
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The is too much fucking focus on fucking. It is Fucking fucking. fuck mkay? |
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lol @ mc_303_beatz |
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premature ejaculation is not the same as pre cum. |
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aye. pre-cum is the see through gunk that emits from your ding-dong before the mini white-water rafters abandon ship, hopefully in the delicious direction of female genitalia! amen |
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yes you are right. and prematur ejaculation is when you ejaculate to soon, leaving the woman to not want to ever have intercourse with you again :-) |
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nawww that isnae true! This is the first time it has happened I swear. Can you wait half an hour? |
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half an hour!? you a girl then..? |
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NOOOOOO! *slams door* |
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You show me a guy that can get it up less than 20 minutes after mayonaissing his partners tuna taco and I will be suitably impressed. the impossible. |
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that's . . . discusting, omg *throws up* |
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great use of metaphors by mc_303_beatz!!! |
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I athankyou!!! May I just add Einstein was a pornographer and he discovered this interesting formula It was: penetration + penetration = double penetration = OUCH! |
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okay okay. call me Fred Killer then. buncha gallas! |
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AAAAH YOU BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE!!!! |
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Okay you accuse you me of being a female, and then you refer to me as a form of females top garment! You are a repressed trannie!!!! hahaha :p |
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you all need to go masterbate. |
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you seem to need a 20 minute resting period.. and I am having the problem..? :P |
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and you need a dictionary.. |
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It is mastUrbate darlink! I should know as I am a fervent purveyor of such past-times. Alas I let the Little General oversee the skiing competition but two hours ago! And a fine ski it was |
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sound advice. |
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ah yes.. the slippery slopes.. |
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sleep. goodnight you guys, hope you all penetrate something. sleep well. |
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