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... when you're drinking your a cup of coffee, and you're down to the last little bit... you go a while before drinking it, and then you remember "Hey, I still have a few sips of coffee left", so you go to drink it, and it's cold... Eeeewww, nothing worse then cold coffeee!!! |
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its a cappucino. some people would pay big money for that little shot. ;) |
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cappucino? What the hell are you talking about? Do you mean expresso? Cause even that doesnt really make sense. tofunkmaster: i too hate that. We should join forces and create a coffee that never goes cold, never gets too hot, always tastes good, never seperates the milk. WE WILL DO IT. Damnit i did it again |
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....or what about when you go to take a shit on the toilet... and theres no toilet paper!!!!!!!! and then you have to use your hand or something! argh! :s |
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*goes to shake aphextriplet's hand* howzit goin'? ;) |
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triplet: it was a joke. nevermind. |
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It was now was it?!?! |
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lol, that happened to me one time in my previous place of employment... there was no toilet paper, so I had to use the regular paper towels, and my God, they hurt like hell... I could swear they were sandpaper towels... ouch! :) |
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it was a crap joke. You know me tibbar, anything for a rise out of people. Sigh.. somethings missing from the inside, its a compensation thing. Maybe daddy beat me and i just havent remembered it yet |
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yes it was a .... 'crap' joke!! ;) pun ^ |
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hehe, beats a copy of TIME magazine though eh?! man I'm on fire tonight! |
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I prefer playboy... I like to open up to the playmate, and then give it a good wipe!! :) |
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it's such a turn on... I like to talk dirty while I do it too!! |
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No BLISTERS. Water blisters being the worse. I always bite them off to cause Im a fucking idiot. I'm like "Im gonna bite this!!!" and my brain is like "YOU IDIOT! IT HURT LAST TIME!!!! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT" I just bit a blister like 2 minutes ago ... |
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dont you jsut hate it when you really have to crap Right Now so you rush to sit onto the toilet seat, and the seat is so cold you leap into the air as you poop, sending it flying itno the air and out the window? no? just me then.... |
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no, that's happened to me... but instead of going out the window, the poop landed in a sandwich my dad was making... he seemed to enjoy the sandwich though, so that's good... said it had a "nutty" taste to it! |
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did he eat most of it, then come back later and was horrified to discover it had gone cold? i hate it when that happens! |
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no, he devoured it quickly... my addition to the sandwich must've added that little touch that made it irresistable! |
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don't you just hate it when you make yourself a cup of coffee, pur in the water, then realise that you have no milk? |
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yes yes, oh my goodness yes... coffee needs milk, or creme, or something to lighten it a bit... black coffee is like a punch in the face to me, it's a bit too strong! |
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LOL @ Bob |
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there was an....'incident'. i think i killed a sparrow. |
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When you go for a shit in the office toilet and someone is already there and they don't do the polite job of finshing up and allowing you to shit in peace. I've wasted 30 minutes of my day on that shitter coz that bastard refused to shift it! |
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expresso? What the hell are you talking about? Do you mean espresso? |
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one of my roommates sometimes doesn't even flush the toilet at our house... I assumed he was toilet trained when I came over here, but guess not... it's fucking gross!! |
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dont you just hate it when you go for a job interveiw and your in the waiting room to see the interveiwer for the first time, and your nervous and chew in your pen, but it breaks and when you go in you say 'hello' and splatter the guy with ink... |
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touche salesman |
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dont you hate it when some guy keeps trying to think of more and more 'dont you hate it' scenarios and they just get less funny? I dont, i was just asking if you do |
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it was the grammar wasnt it? sorry :S |
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Don't you hate it when you post on a topic and then watch it drop further and further down the list as no one wants to reply to you? damn... might as well say bye now. |
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hehe. |
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refresh...refresh...refresh...refresh... damn its gone down 2 .. refresh... refresh...refresh...refresh... refresh... damnit now its 5 down ... refresh...refresh...refresh... A POST!! oh its just aphextriplet being a cunt as usual. refresh...refresh...refresh [2 hours later] refresh...refresh...refresh...bump... refresh...refresh |
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Liar liar deja vu? :P |
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i was just eating breakfast while reading this topic, and . . . you guys made me throw up all over myself, it was quite disturbing really. |
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awwwwwwwwwww. hey, come on AIM. pleeeeease? |
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and i hope yr kidding about the puking, or im gonna puke. i thnk i have the flu. |
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