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cats... are prettier get fed don't have to do any work almost everybody loves them they don't have to deal with sentimental bullshit don't have to worry about being rejected (=lots of humping) get spoiled alot no one pushes them around etc... |
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the life of a cat wouldn't be so bad |
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one word: hairballs |
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or the life of a dog eat sleep shit fuck and go wherever you want to go especially if you don't have a master that's the good life. |
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ooh ooh ooh!!! a dog life haiku my life as a dog it would be without worry simple existence. |
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rastafarians have the best life thats what i'm gonna be |
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"The life I lead is the life of a dog I may have fleas but I run our yard I see those clones looking down on me But unlike those clones this dog is free Oh lord it's a dogs life" -kottonmouth kings - dog's life |
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Cats are not aware of their own existence, therefore their life is pointless (well, more pointless than ours). |
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that didn't make sense what makes you say they are not aware of their own existence? |
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because humans and dolphins are the only animals that are self aware |
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it'd be nice to be a dolphin too. |
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I like cats, but not dogs so much. Anyway, people, kids especially, often torture cats. They cut off their legs or string them to the back of a car. hang them from a tree and beat them to death with sticks and so forth. |
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explain to me what that exactly means. do they really have to think "hey, i exist!" to be self aware. they move, they play, they eat, they breathe, they fuck. surely they must know that something is going on :) |
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this is true - my niece had a puppy once, and she put it in a lunchbox, just being playful, but then called away and totally forgot about it, and it died in there - she was devastated. it's sad, the shit that some animals go through. |
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in some extreme cases. but lets not think of that. human's get tortured too |
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bah - late posts. i was speaking to Cokey. |
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how about, if you are a stray cat (which there are fuck loads of), you get picked up by the pound if you dont find a home quickly, you die and when you do find a home, they cut off your fucking johnson |
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Your niece was devasted because the puppy was mouldy by the time she opened her lunchbox to eat. |
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self-awareness means youre aware that you are you. i was a little wrong when i said humans, cuz i meant most primates. an experiment was to put a dot on a monkeys head and put it in front of the mirror. it was aware that the mirrior was showing its reflexion because it tried to get the dot off of its head. moneys and dolphins are the only animals that will do this. im not quite sure how they did it with dolhpins tho. theyre also the only other animals that have sex for pleasure, so the whole whole humping this for cats wouldnt even phase you if you were a cat |
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This picture is truly awful, I'm going to change it. |
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well, not your johnson... your balls |
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they don't cut it off, they just disable it |
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that's terrible - please don't joke about that. :( |
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no - i don't care, seriously. :D |
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whatever balls cut those words shouldnt go together :-\ |
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Yeah, I like cats. |
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Indeed. I think we're all forgetting that the life of a housecat may appear to be nothing more than sleeping, lounding around, eating, and catching the occaisonal mouse, your happy place gets decommisioned. |
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I'm going to get some silver fronts for my teeth. First I have to order a mould to show them what my teeth are first. and that's $25. I'm worried they're going to tell me they can't fit fronts to hick-like teeth. |
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Silver fronts? So you look like this? |
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That picture's awful, take it off. I want just silver (without diamonds and such). I'm looking at at the moment, but probably wont buy from them. |
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well HELLO there... ding-DONG!! |
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"Cats are not aware of their own existence, therefore their life is pointless (well, more pointless than ours)." their life is as pointless as ours, but they don't know it. must be bliss. |
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thats a damn fine response *pulls out a shinny button that says "youre #1!", breaths on it, and rubs it on shirt* there ya go! |
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well HELLO there. what's this all about now? |
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yeh yeh yeh!! *looks at button every 6 seconds* |
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I was saying HELLO to the man with the beautiful teeth. have you seen my button..? it's shiny. :) |
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You have a shiny button? Cool. I was thinking about getting one. |
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there can be only one |
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you only get one if you say something cool. |
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I want to see Gigli. |
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I'm preparing to order a teeth impression kit from brunsonjewelry.com and then three silver fronts. It sort of feels odd, honestly, it feels strange because I'm white and they're probably black... |
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i NEVER want to hear you say that again. seriously. i'll cut you. deep. |
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I'll bleed ya, real quiet |
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Why are you threatening to cut me, you crazy fool. |
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This I what I wrote the fronts people: "See, now I'm interested in getting three silver fronts. I've looked into this some but still have a question. I'd like to know if it's right, If I'm able to get fronts on just these three teeth. I've included a picture of some teeth, a picture from your site, and put crosses on the three teeth I mean." |
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i was talking to darius. btw, i will break the fingers of anyone who utters the word Gigli in my presence EVER again. And to make an example, I'll break my own fingers - i just said it! *crackcrackcrackcrackcrack* AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!! And yes i'm typing with my tongue now. |
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I was talking to darius too. |
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Tell the truth, you were talking to me. Anyway, I'm also going to buy some t-shirts from . They have the nicest t-shirts I've seen. |
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they don't understand music and get desexed |
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has no one read and commented my haiku on being a dog in this thread? DO SO NOW or I'll shake my fist at you in a menacing fashion! |
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