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Ok, so you're on a first date, what are the things you wouldnt tell them about yourself that make you sound like a total loser? Mine are: I own a cinema pass I post a lot of messages on an internet message board. |
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I can see your nipples through that top you're wearing. |
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a_b_o_u_t_y_o_u_r_s_e_l_f |
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Hey. There is nothing wrong with cinema passes. Wait with the MB-posting to the second date |
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'i like intelligent dance music' |
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i tried to understand the last part of your post, honnest i did... |
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hahaha. Thats another one. Haha 'what music do you like? I like travis, and coldplay' 'COLDPLAY FUCKING SUCK COCK! LFO, APHEX TWIN, BOLA!!!' hahaha then you get her back to your place and try to soothe her with a little smojphace. Hehehe, that made me laugh. |
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Don't say that you post a lot on MB on the first date, maybe? Or whatever |
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It is about me. It reveals my fixation with breasts |
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ah yes. Ok, my bad |
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don't do this? |
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off topic but...who is that girl in your avatar? |
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I don't make a concious effort to not mention things. If you intentionally have to keep it a secret you like something, they're probably not worth going out with. |
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lol, true I never mention that my crabs are infected with herpes. |
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-do an impression of afro harold -show them my collection of shells i found on the beach -tell them next gen has god characters, but voyager has better stories -do a freestyle rap -squeek |
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"You don't have a problem with cock cheese, right?" |
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"Guess how many people I've slept with" |
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"You wanna come back to my place and make absynth patches?" |
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2 things I wouldnt tell her 1. my pennis is only 13 cm 2. that was not a joke |
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I like waterrsporrts. |
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im grade 1 piano. Hahaha. Seriously, i am, i just started learning 2 weeks ago. |
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cool ! Did you take the Grade 1 exam or are you just at grade 1 level? |
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'Hello darling, It's me Dawn! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you, as you can imagine I was swamped with e-mail! I am glad you are interested in me, let me tell you more about myself. I am 43 and divorced. My ex-husband was a real jerk and treated me like dirt. I am very glad to be rid of him although I do get very lonely. I have long dark hair and a slender figure. I keep myself in shape by going to the gym several times a week. I'm not searching for a serious relationship just someone to spend time with and have fun with. I have my personal photos and more information on my website. I'm not real skilled with computers so it's not the best looking page. But it's all me! My real pictures and e-mail address plus a little more about me. Visit my site and learn more about me. If you are still interested then let's get together and see if we click!' Yes, that day has come. The day I have been waiting forr, someone I don't know wants to meet me and it looks like she might want sex :)... wait a second that's not a picturre of Dawn... it says I have just verrified that my account is active :( |
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i spend my whole days on the computer. i'm very stressed and not very good at relationships with people, they scare me. i'm afraid of the world, i'm almost never going outside. i probably have something wrong concerning my sexuality... i'm unskilled at anything manual or physical, and i'm not sure i'm very good at anything emotional nor intellectual either. and i'm very lazy. i'm picturing myself as a mermaid sometimes in my dreams. i'm still sleeping with plushes and still living at my parents'house. (well, i'm 18...) i am vegetarian, a geek, probably an otaku too, i like listening to noise music, and i have no independency... i'd better avoid any love relationship... it would hurt so much probably, i'm unloveable or... if you love me, either you've got a wrong picture of me, either you have weird tastes! or maybe you're so nice you've giving me love from pity...? love is something that ends badly and hurts most of the time, i'm sure... i... i don't know what to do... *babbles* *blushes* *shies* *runs away back home only to get sad* can't we just be friends? |
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"I have over 4,000 points on xltronic.com" "I have 8 Gigabytes of porn and other erotica on my computer" I swear, these arent true for me |
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I <3 you... forr being you. |
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...well, i don't have much left to speak about in order to NOT make me look like a loser!! XD (not that i'd even try nor even want to date anyone anyway... : )) pOgO > i like your avatar! where does it come from? =) nacmat > well, mine is probably (much?) smaller! but my penis would definitely not be something i'd tell a girl about... (nor a guy anyway) ; ) |
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"If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" "God must be crying cause heaven's missing an angel" "Got any good looking friends?" |
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www.neopets.com It's The Darkness Faerie : |
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Some Tips for you, from me Try avoid talking about the tinyness of your dick. The fungal infection on your index finger How you are using acupuncture to bring your genital warts under control. Do not tell the woman "I live in my parents basement" |
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pOgO > thanks! : ) |
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"I bite my fingernails." |
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that you listen to lots of pet shop boys |
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"I bite your fingernails." |
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have you actually really killed someone once that said "oh, i listen to all kinds of music"? i swear im gonna |
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like the guy that said he listens to pretty loud music, i saw wearing a bon jovi shirt the day before that was just funny though |
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People never get the full you. I find you have to create a certain impression. If I was me 100% from the start then I think people probably wouldn't like it so you have to create a balance and then slowly ease them into your real personality. |
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People keep shit secret anyways thats a given and whats secret is usually best not known. |
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that's exactly what the experts said in 'would like to meet' a few days ago, i love that show, ill make a thread on it maybe |
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*sob* that was just beautiful uzim |
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my name isnt big because of my body length ;) |
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"sometimes i touch myself at night... " |
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"i am a compulsive masturbator" "i am u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ullllltra add..... what did you say? i was looking at that bike out side the window.... wanna go ride bikes?!....... what did you say? i was putting on my helmet and kneedpads my mommy gave me...." |
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