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offline uzim on 2003-10-21 13:04 [#00912337]
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according to some people (including dariusgriffin and me
and some others too i don't remember)... from a msn
conversation, some quotes translated:

"life is my duty!"

"life is like death. except that you're alive."

"life is like an invisible wire."

"life is like an invisible man, except that it looks like a
wire."

"life stops when you turn 18."

"life is like a potato field."

"life is life la la la la la"

"life is a period of time that spreads from the birth to the
death of a person."

"life is blue, sometimes."

"life is God and noodles."

"life is like Tintin, except that life hasn't got a dog."

"life is like minimalistic judeo-french free jazz with a
mortal tendency."

"life is like a chewing-gum, but it sticks less."

"life is round, and when you touch it, it bursts in your
face."

"life is like an empty tea cup. but life can also be a full
tea cup, IF the fore-mentioned cup is red."

"life is my hand in your face."

"life is Alain Afflelou with airbags under the eyes."

"life is my ass in your dick."

"life is like a latin bomb, or a platinum blonde, it
depends."

"life is like kikkoman."

"life is a cartoon."

"life doesn't have any smell, unlike life.

"life is like a crow without ants, dancing like the breeze
who came and the destitue wolf."

"life doesn't have any limbs, just vegetables."

"life is a grey firefly dying under a bark of nothing."

"life is brown."

"life is a black CD-R."

"life is respecting ourselves, young people."

"life is talking to me: hello.

life is polite."

"life is a old man made of paper, burning in the sun."

"life, i'm inside it. i'm a part of it. life hasn't stopped
breaking my balls."

"life marks us."

"life is panda testicles. or koala testicles."

"life is like you."

"life depends on the warmth."

"life is like Corneille."

"C like life. V like Marseille."

"life is like an exploding sheep, re-borning as


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-21 13:04 [#00912339]
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a bubble screw-driver."

"life is like life, which is like life, which is like life,
which is like life, which is like life, which is like life,
which is like life, which is like life, which is like life,
which is like life, which is like life, which is like life,
which is like life, which is like life, which is like life,
which is like life, which is poop."

"life is like a demon on strike walking on the warm
acidified paving-stone of sandy spheres of a metacarpian
sub-orbito-sus-meatalian turtle."

also, don't forget what the gorgeous girl said about life in
qrter's movie. like plastic.

now i'm going to take my basthower and think of new ones -
if you have any more philosophic ideascriptions, feel free
to share anything!! =)


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-10-21 13:05 [#00912341]
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"life, i'm inside it. i'm a part of it. life hasn't stopped
breaking my balls."



 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-10-21 13:05 [#00912342]
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the central word in life is if


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-10-21 13:08 [#00912346]
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"life is a bitch and then you die"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-21 13:15 [#00912351]
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Life
is
the
non-random
survival
of
randomly
varying
replicators.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-21 13:17 [#00912354]
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Life is a reaction of chemicals


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-10-21 13:25 [#00912371]
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The meaning of life


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-21 13:32 [#00912382]
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life is what you make it... or something like this


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-10-21 13:51 [#00912397]
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life is a series of defeats, one after another.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-10-21 13:58 [#00912404]
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always something


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-10-21 13:59 [#00912405]
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HA! :D


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-21 14:03 [#00912410]
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a question with infinite answers


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-21 14:05 [#00912413]
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life is shit


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-10-21 14:07 [#00912418]
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Life is beautiful.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-10-21 14:12 [#00912424]
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That breathing thing we do.


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-21 14:30 [#00912442]
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life is like playing Sonic 4 with your feet tied and flashes
of light in your face every two hours, except that sometimes
it is grey.

life is like a giant condom except that it sucks your
blood.

life can be a giant tampon too, if you want.

life is brown, i insist. or if not brown, beige. yes.
beige.

life is the number 5. unless you have a different oen.

life is noisy.

life is just undefinable.

life is a typo, actually it should be called xqzihoijf.

life is w M w's avatar, sometimes.

life is a camel inside a tree, when the tree rockets in
space but while still staying on the ground.

life is "verreken" by qrter. and "A Wolf At The Door" by
Radiohead. and "Wounded Cycad Dub" by Merzbow. and Sonic
Youth's "Goodbye 20th Century". and silence. and a defective
printer.

life is backwards and ended 7 years ago if you don't notice
the galactic snot and blood around.

life squeaks and comes when you squeeze it.

life is not. maybe not.

life is #P#I2d*s9 Q6 2% 2*Fç) ° "#.

life is a frog jumping on the back of a horse and trying to
fuck the clouds with a yellow stick. at the end, the horse
eats the frog and spits its corpse back.

life is a cereal brand.

life is eating cigarettes with your nose.

life is swallowing unidentified grey things with your brain
while running to nowhere, then drinking your brain juice and
your sweat mixed together.


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-21 14:31 [#00912443]
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Cheffe1979 > beautiful photograph. : )


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-10-21 14:34 [#00912446]
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"life is w M w's avatar, sometimes."

I like that one. If someone asked me this question in person
that will be my answer and they will have no idea WTF i am
talking about


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-10-21 14:36 [#00912449]
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thanks. i took it a few days ago


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-21 14:36 [#00912450]
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at the moment life is a big disappointment


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-10-21 14:38 [#00912453]
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Life is getting on with it!


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-10-21 14:40 [#00912456]
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Oh and its a pretty good record by Transllusion. Lol.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-10-21 14:41 [#00912457]
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Life is a race to the grave, and he with the most stuff
"wins".


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-10-21 14:51 [#00912467]
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I love the way everyone is so negative on this board. Its so
boring!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-21 14:53 [#00912468]
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you love it... yet it's borring


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-21 14:55 [#00912470]
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promo > it's not only on the board. ; )


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-21 14:57 [#00912473]
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SAYS HE!!! XD


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-21 15:03 [#00912480]
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life is a serious of distractions on the way to the grave


 

offline welt on 2003-10-21 17:34 [#00912716]
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the residents sang:

i see life as an interruption
to the tune of death


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-10-21 20:02 [#00912985]
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what use is a world without people to take notice and taste
it?


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-10-21 20:05 [#00912991]
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what use are people without a world to completely fuck them
over :D


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-10-21 20:47 [#00913039]
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"life is pain! anyone who tells you otherwise is selling
something" wesley/dread pirate roberts


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-10-21 20:54 [#00913048]
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life is a sock


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-10-21 20:56 [#00913050]
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^ie.

life is standing in the river lethe facing downstream!


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-21 21:02 [#00913051]
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"Life is great, without it we'd be dead."


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-21 21:05 [#00913057]
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Jean, I liked it better when you were a real negro.


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-10-21 21:06 [#00913058]
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Fav+

i hope no one who contributed minds me using their quotes as
msn names :P some are awesome.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-10-21 21:39 [#00913078]
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What is the opposite of death?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-21 22:15 [#00913102]
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birth


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-10-21 22:20 [#00913105]
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you're unique in that answer... usually people answer
"life"... although one late friend answered "dancing".


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-10-22 01:18 [#00913231]
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jean's dead baby



 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-22 02:08 [#00913290]
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life is a headjob without teeth


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-10-22 02:10 [#00913293]
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life is like a box of chocos


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-22 02:18 [#00913301]
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no seriously life is love and/or creativity


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-10-22 02:35 [#00913325]
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life is boring if you don't care about it,

life is interesting if you put the work in to make it that
way


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-22 02:41 [#00913338]
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Or if you cling to people who put in effort.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-22 02:43 [#00913343]
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What is life? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!!


 

offline vio on 2003-10-22 02:54 [#00913372]
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I think you're trying just a bit too hard with that
post.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-22 02:58 [#00913381]
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It's damn warm for an october evening! NICE- life is good


 


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