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I don't like my roommates much!
 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 01:49 [#00909779]
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So I'm living with this guy and his girlfriend, and they
kinda annoy me... the landlord left this stereo and a fan
here (along with other stuff obviously, but the stereo and
fan is part of my story) and so my roommates go and
basically claim ownership on the stereo and fan... they hog
the stupid things each and every night, and leave in their
room like it's theirs... here I am, unable to listen to my
yummy music (well not really, I have my portable cd player)
while they blast their crappy Dishwalla crap in the night
while I try to sleep... it's annoying me to no end... so,
last night I figured "fuck this"... so I hijacted the
stereo, and I'm gonna hog the damn thing... and Dishwalla?
Well, I figured I'd put on some Go Plastic and blast it
while they tried to sleep... lol... it was so much fun...
and it's funny, cause I'm gonna leave the stereo on the
table in my room RIGHT next to my portable stereo... just to
tick them off...

shrug, maybe I'm an idiot, but that was getting on my
nerves... and that was fun last night...

:)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 01:50 [#00909781]
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RIGHT next to my portable cd player...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-20 01:53 [#00909784]
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you did the right thing! idiots need to be pissed off
sometimes


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-10-20 01:54 [#00909786]
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lissen to jay, shuler bop


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-10-20 01:55 [#00909788]
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thats why i listen to my music on headphones, dosent annoy
other people, and you get a better sound out of it


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 01:57 [#00909792]
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nod, I usually use my headphones too... especially in bed...
the only reason I had go plastic blasting on the stereo last
night was to get on their nerves... usually I'd be lying in
bed with my headphones on... it's just that sometimes I like
to use a stereo like that, like if I'm reading or
something... and they kept hogging the damn thing, so I
figured I'd do it to them a bit...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 01:59 [#00909794]
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and rather then have an arguement about, I'm just gonna go
get the damn stereo when I please... if they don't want me
in their room, they can leave the fucking thing outside when
they aren't using it... I don't mind them using the stereo
and fan, obviously... cause I don't own them either... but I
just get annoyed when they hog it, and make it seem like
they do own it...


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-20 02:20 [#00909823]
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yeah for real man
that's fair enough



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-20 02:23 [#00909825]
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Put some poo in a newspaper, and put it in the girlfriends
room...

And listen for the scream in your room.

= maximum laughs!!!11


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 02:24 [#00909829]
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wow, that sounds like a good idea... maybe I'll just mash it
into her bed sheets instead... ;)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-20 02:26 [#00909834]
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perhaps they just needed some music so you couldnt hear them
having sex...if this is right, im sure they wont mind you
play loud music hehe


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-10-20 02:26 [#00909835]
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haha.. princo has a point there .. works every time!


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-10-20 02:27 [#00909838]
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ah just had a flashback to that trainspotting scene where
spud crapped himself .. :D


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-20 02:32 [#00909842]
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nod, I think you're right there... but still...


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-10-20 03:26 [#00909902]
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Good. Revenge is very good!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-10-20 03:38 [#00909926]
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Just tell them, quite reasonably, that you're paying rent as
well and those items are as much yours as theirs (despite
there being 2 of them). Insist they keep them in the
communal areas such as the lounge or kitchen.


 

offline mimi on 2003-10-20 07:36 [#00910145]
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i dont care much for my roommate at all either...she turns
off the air conditioning when i turn it on (we dont pay
utilities), she opens the blinds when i leave them closed,
she is ALWAYS watching a movie on my tv & dvd player with
her stupid boyfriend, and she got the real bedroom while i
got the slave quarters which is about the size of a large
walk in closet.....but we pay the same in rent......


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-10-21 00:37 [#00911497]
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you need to play some APHEX ACID at HIGH volumes......at all
times of the day.........ehehhehehhe

=0)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-21 00:57 [#00911503]
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nod... well Go Plastic is pretty extreme... hehe, I've been
listening to Go Plastic for ages, and am used to it... but I
had it pretty loud, and even I was a little uncomfortable...
that cd can go from super quiet to super loud in a split
second... I call it my most headache inducing cd... although
it doesn't really bother me at reasonable volumes... :)


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-10-21 01:53 [#00911531]
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ventolin.

that track rules for pissing off people.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-21 02:17 [#00911552]
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my god. you sound just like my father.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-21 02:19 [#00911557]
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yeah, like my parents too... I prefer to be immature about
it though, and try to screw them over... :)


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-10-21 02:30 [#00911571]
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do you pay as much as both of them (1/2 the rent), or the
same each (1/3 the rent)?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-21 02:32 [#00911577]
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same as each dammit... I ain't paying twice as much as each
of them...


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-10-21 02:54 [#00911606]
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lol, just thinking about it is making me laugh over and over
again.

Funkmaster, you have my support in this action you took.
Although i think you should go a step further and place the
stereo up against their wall, stick on COME TO DADDY on
repeat, wack the volume to max, lock your room and go out
for the night :)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-10-21 03:07 [#00911626]
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play some draft 7.30

that'll shut em up


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-21 03:09 [#00911629]
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hahaha man what you should do is mime jerking off when they
open the door so it looks liek you were wanking to them
fucking

ahahah they'd never do it again!

or set up a mic right under their bed and record it and send
it to rephlex as a demo.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-10-21 03:09 [#00911632]
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V-Proc full blast, yeahhh


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-21 03:11 [#00911634]
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lol man, those are great ideas!! :)



 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-10-21 03:12 [#00911636]
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I live in a huge 2 story house and I pay for the top block,
there is this indian couple living beneath me but they
barely ever cause any hassle, I once tried to say hello and
they wouldn't even grace me with a response, they seem like
bastard but haven't caused me any problems, so I don't mind,
they might as well not be htere

I'm now going to play v-proc heaps loud, just because I
think it will be funny


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-10-21 22:49 [#00913132]
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heh, cool, you found a place/job?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-11 01:03 [#00944932]
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would I go to jail if I shot and killed my roommates? Or
maybe if I just get a chainsaw and saw them to pieces?

They're such dirt bags... there is nothing more gross then
going in the laundry room and seeing someone elses dirty
underwear (a guys mind you... I could stand a girls) on the
floor... and dirty towels hung on doors, so they basically
fly in my face as I open the doors... and other dirty
clothes all over the floors in the hallways... fucking
dirtbags, I just want to beat their asses into
submission!!!

and now the bitches brother is coming for two weeks...
that'll be real fun... can't wait to see this guy... but
what's up with that? The girl seriously has some confidence
issues... her boyfriend comes over here for three months,
and she has to tag along... and now she has to drag her
brother over, cause I guess she can't STAND to be away from
people she knows for more then a few minutes... she's
probably afraid the people will get sense and ditch her...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-11-11 01:38 [#00944955]
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if you really want to keep 'm awake play some off the
humanoid stuff from rephlex ;)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-11-11 05:08 [#00945273]
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jessu man get wiuth the times,.. that all happened agess ago


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-11-11 05:12 [#00945279]
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Whoa, old topic. Dishwalla? Remember when Much Music used to
play Counting Blue Cars all the time, back in 96-97? I'm
feeling very nostalgic.

And I feel your pain, sort of... I hate having other music
override mine. And I hate people. I fully support your
decision to show them who the fucking daddy is. Get a copy
of Smojphace just for situations like this.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-11-11 05:16 [#00945286]
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you found a use for smojphace!!!!!!!!


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-11-11 05:38 [#00945310]
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why the fuck would you live with peopel you dont like?? it
makes no sense to me, move in by yourself or get real
friends who want to live with you man. shit...


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-11-11 05:43 [#00945317]
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this is true. after a few bad experiences myself I'd just do
as reflex says, it has worked for me.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-11 05:44 [#00945318]
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why? Well, for one thing this whole trip and stuff, being
over here, is through my university and the company where I
work hired two students through my university, me and my
roommate... secondly, there wasn't much choice as to where
we lived cause it was a problem to find accomodations, and
the place we are living is expensive... and also, it's only
a temporary place... only for three months total... so, I
didn't have any choice really, but to live with them... he
dragged his girlfriend along, which I was ok with cause then
we could split the rent three ways...

That is why the fuck I would live with people I don't
like... cause I'm here in a foreign country, and have no
other choice but to live with them... so, I deal with it...
and I vent my rage on here! :)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-11-11 05:49 [#00945326]
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use white noise! but that'll SURELY fuck you up!


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-11-11 05:54 [#00945335]
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thephunkshaster: ok cool man, its all good, i didnt know the
situation dood... I can see whats up for sheeze. just keep
playing weirdo loud tunes and they will leave yall alone....


fuck, gotta hate bad room mates though....

Quernstone:::::) yeah for sheeze yall, bad room mates aint
no good for nobody.


 


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