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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-16 17:49 [#00905016]
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I had a conversation with Dr. VonSchirach for a good hour on the nature of flatus and dirty socks yesterday. We mutually enlightened eachother but were still very unsure and curious about the nature of Noragamyognif McTimfulaptors. So... using our combined knowledge of dirty socks and flatus, we have very well come close to creating our own McTimfulaptor!
Right when it was done baking at 101 degrees plurthius in the dirty sock dimension though, a very curious thing happened. The Noragamyognif McTimfulaptor overwrited it's own geometry and became two! Now we have a "high" version and a "low" version.
Well... we are baffled as to why this happened. We have strange audio clips that were recorded live during the experiment provided below. Our current theory is that the sound is either the Milthos from the flatus dimension or the Pilthos from the dirty sock dimension trying to communicate with us, but we don't know for sure. If you are able to make heads or tails of any of us, please contact:
otto von schirach: booger(at)ottovonschirach.com w M w: iannoll(at)hotmail.com
www.zebox.com/norfzorf "Noragamyognif McTimfulaptor (high version)" & "Noragamyognif McTimfulaptor (low version)"
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xceque
on 2003-10-16 17:53 [#00905018]
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You, sir, are nuttier than a siberian fruitcake. And I'm gettin nothin from that link
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k_maty
on 2003-10-16 17:55 [#00905020]
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sausage mcgriddle face face
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-16 18:10 [#00905027]
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It could be that the experiment has caused some sort of universal collapse. This would indicate why zebox does not work, given that it is located near the flatus dimension. But if zebox is affected already... by my calculations, we only have 18 minutes left until the shockwave reaches earth!
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-10-16 18:15 [#00905029]
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BOLD
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xceque
on 2003-10-16 18:18 [#00905031]
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boom!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-16 19:06 [#00905069]
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Zebox has corrected it's geometry and I'm pretty sure it's been 18 minutes, so the earth must have done the same. I will be in my lab experimenting if anyone needs me.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-16 19:33 [#00905097]
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doesn't sound all that different from a Drukqs trac title.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-17 09:25 [#00905650]
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I decided I only like the "high" version so only try that one if you want. The first melody sounded good when I made it, but now should be changed because it sounds all evenly spaced repe-stupid. However the last half of the track I really like a lot. Or I mean the experiment or whatever the hell I was talking about.
84ui huk huk huk 4
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2003-10-17 12:48 [#00905888]
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This is nice... I like them both.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-17 12:50 [#00905891]
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I've made my own Flux Capacitor
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-10-17 12:51 [#00905892]
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"vvvviiIIPP!"
-Emelio Estevez - The Breakfast Club
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-17 12:51 [#00905893]
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Wow! THanks you for lisnf ing to this mr. hairy black mark. I am now on xltronic vacation, good b ye my shlove.
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kangaroo
on 2004-01-03 09:18 [#01015394]
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I just listened to this. This track is AWESOME! I only found the high version, though. Where is the low version?
I also happened to see you talking to "Dr. Schirach", as you say. In reality, you were talking to a lamp post (as well as farting on it and adorning it with dirty socks).
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-01-03 09:24 [#01015401]
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hah if thats schirachs email hes in for a suprise
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kangaroo
on 2004-01-03 13:59 [#01015786]
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Why... did you email him some sort of computer virus? If so, he actually collects them to perform experiments.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 23:44 [#01018424]
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Thank you for the listening to my pllusghblau blu blu bluaubua.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-01-05 00:01 [#01018439]
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otto is awesome
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-01-05 00:05 [#01018441]
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i wonder whats up with his puking 7" on imputor? records
i puked at least a dozen times today
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-05 00:11 [#01018443]
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I don't know. I want to hear that. Otto almost certainly isn't human.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-01-05 01:22 [#01018460]
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does he check that email i send him a mp3 of me anal raping myself with my mic
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-05 11:33 [#01018996]
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That was very thoughtful of you.
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