 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 427 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614114 Today 0 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I have been dragged into going speed dating tonight. I am sure you will all have heard of this - 3 minutes with about 30 girls to try and impress each one with you wit and repartis. Anybody got any good suggestions for opening questions? Nice and witty and clever other than just "err.. so what do you do then?" And please no uber-nerdy IDM questions like "what do you think SAW3 would sound like" or "will HAB ever get rereleased on CD?" Thanks for any suggestions! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Is that a mustache on your face or is it shit? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
has that ever worked for you Murray? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"you look a bit tired, may i hold your breasts?" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ask her: why do you come to this kind of dates? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah, it actually turned out once it was shit, and that she likes scat. I swiftly exited after that Nacmat - good question |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
A dirty sanchez... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Good questions but its a bit aggressive isnt it? And a bit obvious - like asking a girl in a club "do you come here often" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
if you like her - can i have your phone number? if you dont like here - murray's question |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
just whip it out and say "Do you like Mr. Happy? He likes you!!" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
if you like her: I am glad I came to this date, why dont we go downtown and have some fun?,I am sure its easy to have fun with you |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
just whip it out and say "Do you like Mr. Happy? He likes you!!" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
let's get out of this place, and grab a coffee. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah but you only have three minutes.. And in that time you have to persuade them that they like you enough to want to meet you again... what I need is a really good funny and clever opening question to get their attention. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
just do like George on Seinfeld and talk about manure for the 3 minutes... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha did they do that? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
thats the point. you tell her: lets forget about the stupid 3 minutes, I just wanna spend the evening with you. wanna come? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think thats too agressive.. You need to woo them and gently seduce them... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you go with a piece of ice and an ice breaker. she will ask: whats that for? and you say: its just to my icebreaking method, I am a bit shy you know... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you wont get girls attention with words :) so its impossible to come up with a question like that |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Actually this thread might be good for all of us.. It is always good to get seduction tips from woman masters like nacmat. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
this face is leaving in 3 minutes, be... nah. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Maybe I should try a piece of pink bubblegum on my face.. will that work? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
actually I was always a disaster seducing girls |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
nacmat, the Spanish heart throb!! :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
didnt oyu like the idea of the icebreaker? its funny and fresh |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Maybe I will try your suggestions nacmat. I will let you know how it goes. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Do you shave your pussy? "Does you do uppa de bum?" in Ali G voice. Or more seriously - think outside the box: Ask them what kind of questions would impress them - that kind of shit The last two girl I got on with were both hit with y 100% success rate line "Can I make out with you?" One of them is now my girlfriend :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
nacmat's ideas own. I'm not bad with girls socially, but it IS hard to just go up to people and start hitting on them. They can always tell when you are. So just tell them you think they're attractive. I liek the idea about "fuck the 3 minutes, let's go out and get some icecream and watch a movie or something" or go to a club. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Try 'Hey,My names ___ jo?___ ' and ****smile**** body lang is VERY important ,look at her feet if poss , they will face away if she doesnt like u .She will mimick wat u do if she does like you , she will keep looking at ur mouth if she wants to kiss you , she's fold her arms if u intimidate her , she's touch her neck alot if she likes u , and her wrists ...and play with her hair..and laugh.etc etc make sure u keep ur arms uncrossed,and dont move ur arm behind ur head so ur elbow is on show .try and keep eye contact without staring maincaly. try to keep conversation light and breezey but fun. Be funny but don't try to hard Be shy n mysterious but dont be a reclusive and sit there 'ummming' Be pleasant-not super nice.not super harsh and sarcastic. If you reallly like her as she gets up to leave gently,dont go psyco n slam ur hand on hers, put ur hand on her as she gets up to go and say look , im going to be off now -fancey joining me for a drink? Make sure u reli like her tho or if she says no then ur stuck or if the next person is nicer u'll be kiking urself. oh and dont say coffee cause its screams 'i only want sex' for some reasona nd even if thats all u want thats not what u want her to think. thats all i can think of sorry -A- |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Anons suggestions are best so far.. Thanks. But arent you about 14 or something? How come you know this kind of stuff already? You must be a good student of human nature. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I'm 16 and I'm not a particually average teen , i'd rather go sit and watch people in a park than watch T.v. And im very shy so i watch other people alot when they talk rather than join in ... maybe thats why . or maybe i'm just great :P hehe j.k :P |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"Hello my precious, can I carve you up and serve you with salad" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"oh and dont say coffee cause its screams 'i only want sex'".... explain, please? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I promise you , Unless it's lunch-time or morning (like before work or lunch break) , If you ask a girl for coffee ur asking for sex.I dunno why it works like that, i blame T.v. But i promise it's true... and like 95% of girls you ask would agree... :S I don't make up the rules do i ?! jarwoski - what u said suits ur av so much! Made me giggle for a moment there! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
anon I think you are an interesting person, but your stalking website is one of the most scary things I have ever seen. If that guy knew you had devoted an entire website to him, he would probably be deeply disturbed. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yet if you saw the same site on brad pitt ... ...it would be totally normal. Tut |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol, classic! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think there is quite a difference. Brad Pitt, by virtue of appearing in movies, agrees to having his image in the public domain, and thus probably wouldnt be suprised by any ammount of adulation. Your object of admiration is a normal guy, who might be slightly concerned about it all. But it really doesnt matter anyway. Just think it wont do you any favours in getting jiggy with that guy if he found your website. He might suspect you are a bunny boiler (which i am sure you are not). |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You're right - there is a differance = Brad pitt- is famous world wide, peple do not know him,Only what the media shows us and the charecters played in movies.False people < It's the same as being emotionally attatched to a cartoon charecter.yet if someone is obsessed and wants to marry the guy its okay 'cause so does everyone else too therefore everyone accepts it. Tom lewis ( the guy i ''stalk'') :Not famous world wide , but in locally well-known punk band ,very popular with ladies all over the land,used to go to my school , I know he's a nice guy - i have even met him etc etc .... yet is abnormal to appriciate all the good things about him ?And we are remebering that i don't acctually stalk the guy,think i'm going to marry him or even have a chance with him ... I just appriciate how he looks and what he is. Hmm ... somehow i think i'm not the one to be worried about ... Hmmm but ur right , it doesn't matter :D hehehehehe ,Btw hav eu decided what to say yet? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
No still havent decided what to say - but will let you know how it goes tomorrow. Just be careful with that website thats all. You seem like a nice and interesting person, but the ammount of effort you have put in a website concerned with one guy might be disconcerting to some people, thats all. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Good good,make sure u dolet us know.Best of luck! Some people shouldn't worryabout me so much,they have brad pitt to worry about :P |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Your theory is weak anon... I go for coffee with girls all the time, and I aint' got no loving from any of em yet!! Girls are so awesome though... I could talk to them for ages, well one in particular, and it's amazing... oh my, I don't mean to get all sappy... I apologize!! :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
sap is good... embrace the sap. Gem and I just laugh at each other all the time now. No time for Coffee. Just tell the girls that you're nervous and feel out of place. Go for the sympathy angle |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah but then you end up looking like a freak that they will all want to mother and patronise (but not play hide the sausage with). |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
A dynamic change of character might do them good. say you're a fireman then. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Funk - Just because they went for cofee with you and knew that u wanted sex doesn't mean they didnt know they didnt have to give it - maybe they just wanted free coffee?? And what u just said would NEVER work on me 'cause i'd think you were gay.Expecially seeing as Tokyojo is being 'dragged' along if he said them two together he = gay as far as they know... :P anyways!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I am going to tell them I am an international assassin, and my opening gambit will be to ask them which member of the A team they always dreamed of becoming. Then I will start crying just to show I have a sensitive side as well. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
LOL ... Sounds good to me , they'll certainly laugh ... tho I'm not sure wether they'll be laughing hystericaly in a fit of terror or laughing at you , or the one we're hoping for Laughing with you. :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"open up wide, and let me inside" works everytime or not. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
