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offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 16:44 [#00897671]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

the funniest part is the word objective in the URL.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-10-10 16:53 [#00897676]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



hahahaha, i love sites like this. my mum works at a
seriously fundamentalist christian school where she's like
the only non-believer. some of the promotional
bible-literature she brings home is fucking sinister but
really funny.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 17:00 [#00897681]
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ATHEIST?

*runs as far away from dm9 as he can*


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-10-10 17:19 [#00897685]
Points: 1448 Status: Regular



haha

"hey kid, wanna read some ayn rand?"

classy site, this is.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-10-10 17:20 [#00897686]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



whoa this is actually immensively disturbing..
"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"



 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-10-10 17:22 [#00897688]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



oh wait.. they're not serious


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 17:22 [#00897689]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



landover baptist

this is the site that the OBJECTIVE site is fighting
against. it is also the most hilarious thing i've ever
seen.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 18:24 [#00897765]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



:: token fleetmouse atheist post ::


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-10 18:29 [#00897782]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



haha, this made me laugh my ass off! it's so hard to tell if
these sites are real they are so fucking inane.

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out
at children or they may even try to trick you into
neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these
grouches. Let the adults handle them."

There was some sort of Jesus convention with signs and stuff
on campus in the park blocks today. I thought it would be
great fun to get a bunch of people together with 'Jesus
sucks' picket signs and march around in a big circle and
chant 'Jes-us sucks! Jes-us sucks!' while throwing our fists
in the air. AHahaha.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-10 18:29 [#00897784]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



oooops in the italics.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-10 18:31 [#00897789]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



God's gay!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-10 18:53 [#00897808]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



"Hey habu! how many gods do you have?"
"uh, i dunno! i lost count!"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 18:57 [#00897813]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



try right clicking and then left clicking on the big Lambuel
head at the top of the page.

I used to use a Lambuel avatar, then I had Mr. Gruff for a
while (but that was too close to home).

Wow, I love the new flash animations! Gotta archive this
now...


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 22:28 [#00897895]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



hey, kids! grab your own e-mail address at jesuslives.com!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 22:35 [#00897898]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



fleetmouse@jesuslives.com


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 22:50 [#00897905]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



jesus lives? he should make some albums with tupac.


 

offline faaip_de_oiad from Sirius (United States) on 2003-10-10 23:11 [#00897920]
Points: 764 Status: Lurker



Here's some classics

JHS Ministries (Jesus Hates Smut)

The Westboro Baptist Church Home Page (God Hates Fags)

This fucking mindless drone lives near me.
He has his own show where he sits about 2 ft from the camera
and jumps up and down in his chair all while screaming about
Jesus. It's actually fucking hilarious.

But this has to be my all-time favorite mind fucked, bible beater
site. Pathetic bastards!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 23:12 [#00897921]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00897898



believer@jesuslives.com


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 23:15 [#00897922]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker | Followup to ambsace: #00897921



holy shit, i'm so cool.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-10-11 01:55 [#00897952]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



i love Lambuel..


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-11 02:17 [#00897964]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



it's the Little Crusaders' Cookbook!


 


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