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kochlear
from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 16:44 [#00897671]
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http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
the funniest part is the word objective in the URL.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-10-10 16:53 [#00897676]
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hahahaha, i love sites like this. my mum works at a seriously fundamentalist christian school where she's like the only non-believer. some of the promotional bible-literature she brings home is fucking sinister but really funny.
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kochlear
from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 17:00 [#00897681]
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ATHEIST?
*runs as far away from dm9 as he can*
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disasemble
from United States on 2003-10-10 17:19 [#00897685]
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haha
"hey kid, wanna read some ayn rand?"
classy site, this is.
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2003-10-10 17:20 [#00897686]
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whoa this is actually immensively disturbing.. "If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2003-10-10 17:22 [#00897688]
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oh wait.. they're not serious
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kochlear
from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 17:22 [#00897689]
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landover baptist
this is the site that the OBJECTIVE site is fighting against. it is also the most hilarious thing i've ever seen.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 18:24 [#00897765]
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:: token fleetmouse atheist post ::
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-10 18:29 [#00897782]
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haha, this made me laugh my ass off! it's so hard to tell if these sites are real they are so fucking inane.
"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
There was some sort of Jesus convention with signs and stuff on campus in the park blocks today. I thought it would be great fun to get a bunch of people together with 'Jesus sucks' picket signs and march around in a big circle and chant 'Jes-us sucks! Jes-us sucks!' while throwing our fists in the air. AHahaha.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-10 18:29 [#00897784]
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oooops in the italics.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-10 18:31 [#00897789]
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God's gay!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-10 18:53 [#00897808]
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"Hey habu! how many gods do you have?" "uh, i dunno! i lost count!"
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 18:57 [#00897813]
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try right clicking and then left clicking on the big Lambuel head at the top of the page.
I used to use a Lambuel avatar, then I had Mr. Gruff for a while (but that was too close to home).
Wow, I love the new flash animations! Gotta archive this now...
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 22:28 [#00897895]
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hey, kids! grab your own e-mail address at jesuslives.com!!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-10 22:35 [#00897898]
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fleetmouse@jesuslives.com
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kochlear
from aud-stim.com on 2003-10-10 22:50 [#00897905]
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jesus lives? he should make some albums with tupac.
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faaip_de_oiad
from Sirius (United States) on 2003-10-10 23:11 [#00897920]
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Here's some classics
JHS Ministries (Jesus Hates Smut)
The Westboro Baptist Church Home Page (God Hates Fags)
This fucking mindless drone lives near me. He has his own show where he sits about 2 ft from the camera and jumps up and down in his chair all while screaming about Jesus. It's actually fucking hilarious.
But this has to be my all-time favorite mind fucked, bible beater site. Pathetic bastards!
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 23:12 [#00897921]
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believer@jesuslives.com
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-10-10 23:15 [#00897922]
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holy shit, i'm so cool.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-10-11 01:55 [#00897952]
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i love Lambuel..
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-11 02:17 [#00897964]
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it's the Little Crusaders' Cookbook!
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