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What's the most 'perverted' thing you've ever done? share |
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heh heh heh |
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One time right...i got this cat and a watermelon and then right get this i umm...actually best not share |
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i once [***cencored by moderator***] |
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i'm waiting for a good one here.... |
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i got sent out of class in primary school for peakin up the girls dresses |
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Ok i'll talk Me and my ex used to get up to alot of 'kinky' stuff persay in the bedroom department. We only did it cause i knew she enjoyed it so but she didn't admit it. |
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I once drank orange juice shortly after cleaning my teeth |
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bloody perv |
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horsefactory, you disgust me. |
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i fancy janine butcher something rotten |
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Should I break the ice? |
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you can break anything you want dana ;) |
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ohhhh, is that right baby? |
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*voice of Quagmiere from Family Guy* It sure is, hehe all right! :) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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*waits impatiently for someone to talk about their perverted stories* |
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TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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'This one time, at bandcamp..' |
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I once tried to put milk back inside a cow's udders |
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hehe |
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haha |
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now you know, do you must die :P |
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I know something the rest don't Dana's is a bad girl indeed :) |
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lol |
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omg |
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hahahaha ahhhh ok, I'll tell one. hmmm,which one. Ok, heres one. I went to a party and knew a few people there it wasnt really my crowd---long story short. I ended up with 6 dollars because I flashed some guys and got them to give me money for each flash some guy followed me into the bathroom and we got dirty in there-rated pg of course then another guy followed me outside and he BROUGHT OUT HIS DICK so I laughed and left Then the same guy from the bathroom came outside with me and he ATE ME OUT in his car :) bad..bad..bad :/ |
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wow...he had a car! what a guy |
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:P thats not what I meant ass |
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still very kinky |
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I had sex with Joyrex! OMGWTF! I felt like a dirty traitor afterwards, I had the longest shower ever. I'm glad I got this off my chest. |
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weve all had Joyrex, he's such a ho only joking Joy old buddy old pal |
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i once watched porrn while my motherr was in the otherr rroom |
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My whole entire sex life just flashed before my eyes. |
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Must remeber to do that, probably is alot better watching porn whilst shes out of the room. |
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That's what he said.. |
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once i died and i went into this strange building like a castle, there were really long corridors with purple carpets - i opened a door and inside reality was distorted, it was all red and there were two dead people having sex or something approaching - they were both technically females but with penises rising out of anywhere out of their bodies, like tentacles, sometimes drawing spirals, or like constrictor snakes, rising out of their mouthes or eyes or genitalia etc... inside their bodies and then disappearing and vanishing... lots of interpenetrating situations (it made a full circle once) and blood and bodily fluids floating in the red. some black fluids i don't know what they were. it looked a bit like a dance. and then they woke up in a blue bed, both as dead as before, but more normal this time. it looked disturbing as well as exciting, and i had difficulty sleeping after this... i couldn't tell if it was a dream or just my imagination. also, another time, i drank sparkling water with mint syrup, maple syrup, lemon juice, tabasco, cinnamon, raspberry liquor and icicles in it. (and my brother ate lemon ice cream with soy sauce). |
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hehe |
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who is joyrex |
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he's sick in the head |
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bWHAHAHWHAEH |
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hehehehe ........ hmmmm :D *memories* |
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won't share anything about the threesome i had with my ex and my ex-ex g/f... and don't expect me to tell about my deepest sexual desires |
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you sick fuck |
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You already did. TWICE |
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me and my ex-gf once fooled around in a closet room in a church. was quite fun - there were many people at the church during the time we were in the closet room too. |
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I got a blowjob in a parking lot in front of a security camera once. TRUE STORY. hahaha ! |
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No body came out while this was happening, well except me of course :P |
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I got a blowjob in a mall once, inside one of them photo booths, where you can take pictures for your passport, drivers licence etc... was kinda neat, and I was only 17 at the time |
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so you're gay? ;) |
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