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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-15 23:49 [#00052493]



hello all. what are your alarm clocks set to? my clock is 20
minutes fast and was set for 7:13 am, meaning that i was
actually waking up at 6:53 am. i have now set my alarm clock
to go off at 7:47 am, meaning that now i am actually waking
at 7:27 am.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-15 23:50 [#00052494]



there is not enough discussion of alarm clocks on this
board, hence my reason for devoting a topic to alarm clocks.


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-11-15 23:54 [#00052495]



alarm clocks are my WORST FRIEND. set for 6:30AM

my roomates is set to 5AM and that fucker leaves it on all
weekend when hes gone and it wakes me up!! ugh


 

SiNai on 2001-11-15 23:55 [#00052496]



Mine wakes me up at 7:00, regularly, but on days that I have
to go to Jazz band it is set for 5:30.
My alarm clock is very small and is battery operational, so
it doesnt reset every time the power goes out here, wich is
once about every week or so.


 

Fresch from Trondheim, Norway on 2001-11-15 23:59 [#00052497]



Mine has a 9-minutes snooze.....
mmmmmm....snoooooozzzzeeee.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-16 00:45 [#00052520]



Mine goes off at 8:30, and I robotically jump out and slam
the snooze button and jump in to bed again.
All without waking up.


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-11-16 00:54 [#00052530]



damn i'd die to be able to sleep IN UNTIL 8:30.. bah!


 

SpaZpheX from PAlAcIlsuRRounDSouND on 2001-11-16 00:56 [#00052533]



My casio alarm clock has played me Mozart's 40th every
fucking morning for the last twelve years goddammit!
If i ever meet that Mozart dude i'm goona kick his skinny
ass!


 

hevquip from 45.3507 mice elbows on 2001-11-16 00:57 [#00052534]



why i set my alarm clock for so early i dont know. i dont
have to work until 9 am. typically, i hit the snooze button
until 20 minutes till 9 am. that gives me ten minutes to get
ready, and ten minutes for the drive to work. i am very lazy
and dont like waking up.

one day i will learn to freeze time and will no longer have
to worry about clocks.


 

SpaZpheX from PAlAcIlsuRRounDSouND on 2001-11-16 00:58 [#00052536]



I set my alarm clock soo early i had to get up last week to
switch it off...


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "Special" place on 2001-11-16 00:59 [#00052537]



I have 4 alarm clocks and none of them are set to the
correct time !THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!


 

Little Lord Faulteroy from http://www.ampcast.com/psgen on 2001-11-16 01:01 [#00052539]



"I robotically jump out and slam the snooze button and jump
in to bed again.
All without waking up."

Oh man! Me too! The alarm clock gets into my dreams and
fucks up my head, totally confuses me, after about 2 minutes
I am half awake and realise what it is, then turn it off
again.


 

boxrocket on 2001-11-16 01:12 [#00052547]



i would get up and turn the alarm clock off and get back
into bed without ever waking up, so i trained myself to set
the alarm clock far enough away from me that i have to get
up and out of bed and walk across the room before turning it
off. it usually works fine that way. my alarm is usually set
at 1:30 pm but i always wind up turning it off and sitting
in bed like a zombie for the next half hour.


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-16 01:44 [#00052562]



mine is fifteen minutes fast and is set at 6:10, so really i
get up at 5:55


 

Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-11-16 02:22 [#00052582]



I set my alarm for 11am...it goes off.
I reach down and reset it for 12pm...it goes off. I reach
down to set it for 12:30pm...it goes off. I smash it into
tiny pieces.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-16 02:26 [#00052590]



No, man. My clock is WAY on the other side of my room. IT
DOESN'T MATTER!!!
I'll jump up lightning quick, do the deed, and leap back
under the covers! Fuck! I can't stop myself!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-11-16 03:39 [#00052624]



when i went to school i had 2 alarm clocks. they were 15
minutes ahead and went off at the same time. the noise of
them both would piss me off so much i would get up.


 

God on 2001-11-16 08:18 [#00052642]



I do not sleep.


 

cample from afxs dusters on 2001-11-16 11:42 [#00052702]



apparently, you can wake yourself up at a given time WITHOUT
the aid of an alarmclock-seriously i saw this on QED a bit
ago...or was it tommorrows world?..anyway, all you need to
do is say you need to be up at 6am, before you crash out,
gently tap your hed agaisnt the wall six times. ive tried
this and it does work. mind i forgot to turn off my alarm
clock (which goes off at 6) at the time, so you could say
that the conditions under which this experiment were carried
out were not exactly scientific.


 

bigbadbeardybloke on 2001-11-16 15:28 [#00052778]



i always do this - ther is a trick to it.
get in bed, nhowver late, and clear yr head for a second.
look at yr wristwatch, wotever, so yr body knows yr telling
it the time - say, 1 am.
then tell yr body - literally, say it in yr head - wot time
u wanna get up... say 7 am, so 6.45 just to be safe.
then visualise the time... that;d be 5 n 3/4 hrs....

close yr eyes, sleep...

havent needed an alarm clock for six yrs!


 

wizards teeth on 2001-11-16 15:35 [#00052780]



I always wake up one minute before my alarm clock goes off.

ie - it is made of milk and turns sour every day

This lad I know had a clock purchased by his mam and dad
when they visited a muslim country

when the alarm went off it made a singing sound like a man
was singing songs from the koran


 

m i f f from c y m r u on 2001-11-16 15:40 [#00052783]



big beardy bloke you are an alarm clock...


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-16 15:42 [#00052784]



yeah, that kind of works for me... although I don't
visualize all that, it just kind of works automatically...
but I guess subconsciously I do think about it, or maybe
it's just that I've been basically getting up the same time
every day for years... :)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-16 16:21 [#00052793]



If I don't jump up and kill the alarm, like if I'm just too
exhausted, my mom comes in turns it off for me. Then she
leaves for work, and I sleep till 3 cuz I don't have a
fuckin' clock!!! Then she blames me, the biyatch.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-16 16:55 [#00052808]



i need to change the time of my alarm clock from 7:47 to
7:46. i like 7:46 much more.

seratonin is the chemical that makes us tired. people have
trouble waking up because there is much seratonin flowing
through the brain after they have been brought out of sleep.
just by closing your eyes for a few minutes starts to
produce seratonin. sleep also occurs in three hour shifts i
believe. or it's 1.5 hour shifts.

according to The Learning Channel, alarm clocks are one of
the most annoying inventions ever. other annoying inventions
included parking meters, leaf blowers, and very loud car
stereos.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-16 16:58 [#00052810]



I think it's 1.5 hour cycles... and really, one of those
contains 5 parts... it's called the sleep cycle...


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-16 17:04 [#00052813]



there are four stages in one sleep cycle, actually REM sleep
i think is the fifth stage. first stage is mainly alpha
waves, second is beta, third and fourth are gamma waves.
after the body goes through this, it goes backwards to the
first, then after the first is REM sleep.

stage1>stage2>stage3>stage4>stage3>stage2>stage1>REM


 

c.smith from hell on 2001-11-16 17:19 [#00052820]



i start work at 12:00 and i can normaly set my allarm to
10:30 sio that i can snooze til 11:15 and then just manage
to get a shower and unicycle briskly to work grabbing a
cornish pasty en route.

but if i need to get up early, like 9:00 or something i put
my allarm clock on the other side of the room, so that i
have to get up to turn it off. however this just means that
i walk accross the room like a zombie and turn it off. and
then go back to bed.


 

teapot on 2001-11-16 17:50 [#00052836]



mine is set for 8am coz i have too go 2 schoolies tomorrow
HOORAH!
my alarm clock sounds like a spastic rooster plugged into an
amp, it wakes me up very irate.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-16 17:52 [#00052838]



Well, I just learned about sleep and all that in
Psychology... there are 5 distinct sleep cycles I should
say... it goes something like this stage 1, stage 2, stage
3, stage 4, stage 3, stage 2, and then REM...

And REM sleep is also called Paradoxical sleep, because it's
the deepest sleep, but it shares a lot of similar
characteristics with stage 1, the lightest sleep...


 

Charlie from Vietnam on 2001-11-16 17:53 [#00052839]



Quit sassin' me, jive turkey.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-16 17:53 [#00052840]



it doesn't actually go back to stage 1, but REM sleep shares
a lot of characteristics with stage 1...


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-11-16 18:00 [#00052842]



7:20am for Woofer.



 


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