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...there could quite possibly be millions of invisible donkeys roaming the streets of the countries we live in, donkeys with such good manners that they move out of the way so humans do not collide with them, thus avoiding the possibility of humans realising they are there. One day I hope to accidentally bump into one of these invisible animals and prove my hypothesis to be correct. Until then I remain homeless. Teeth |
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so that's what im bumping into?? i was begining to think it was just me... |
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they're probably really fast too |
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Some possible ride bikes. |
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much like god, their existance can neither be proved nor denied following this logic god could possibly be one of these invisible donkeys, if not all of them. |
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PROVE YOURSELVES GODDAM DONKEYS |
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this is actually my favoritest thread in a long time |
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i like this idea. what about invisible aliens on other planets too! and invisible mermaids etc... |
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what about invisible elephants or hippos? also there's a lot of moose where i live. sometimes they wander around in people's yards, and they have even walked on my yard a couple times (i speak the truth). |
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ok now you guys are just getting silly |
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so, these invisible donkeys also have the ability to not make sound? when they walk, you cant hear "clunk clunk clunk"? and they never fart? Surely that would give them away! |
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i actually thought this was common knowledge? |
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in that case they'd have to be stealth donkeys bearing thermo-optic camoflauge. although, such a scenario is highly unlikely. |
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maybe those donkeys are the keepers of our souls, and when someone accidentally bumps into one of them, it evaporates instantly and the person who had the soul the donkey was carrying dies. of course, the other invisible donkeys make the death of the person look realistic, so that it doesn't seem too weird or scary... ...that would mean each time we bump into an invisible donkey, we do not know it and we do not feel nor see anything but we kill someone. |
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what do they eat? |
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Can anything be proved without doubt? I may say I have dined with a group of these invisible animals. Would everyone who exists need to see me eating cakes and drinking tea with the animals? If everyone who was alive did come round to my house and formed a queue and each passed through and seen me eating Battenberg that may prove the animals exist. However it may have been proved only for that one day, as the next day people who are born may not believe that I have ate scones with the invisible horse-like creatures without seeing it with thier own eyes, also the people who were first in the queue may have forgot they seen me eating and drinking with the non-visible four legged twats, hence it has not been proved to all of them that I enjoyed eating cakes at the same table (the table was visible). Teeth |
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invisible trees |
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i think i onc ehad tea with one of them. Are they prone to cancer? |
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its the invisible donkeys that build all our buildings, think about how many buildings there are and how complex. You think humans made them? your crazy |
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more likely they exist on a frequency which we humans cannot detect, so they inhabit the same spacetime as us. |
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btw, i just had a fight with a real animal that came into my house...it appeared that it was even more afraid of me than i was of it...he when you take in consideration that im about 100 x bigger its not all that weird :) i dont know what is it called in english but it looks like a squirrel |
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but the miracle of eating with animals whom were previously invisibile, would be documented, and teeth you could write a book of the ages, and explain the animals we can not see or know exist. it would require faith to believe in them, and the faith might set us free. please write that book, in teeth we trust |
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Or they wear camouflaged outfits depending on the area they are in. Urban camouflage when attending the urban music awards, forest camouflage when on holiday at Centre Parks and rubber suits when attending fettish nights. |
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man this invisible donkey thing really got out of hand |
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hehe... again you cheer up my day with that surreal thinking :) I think may have locked in some of thoose invisble creatures in the laundry room today, as I was alone when I left and still heard a lot of noises from there. But it may have been the washing machines I left on. |
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A new form or Jesus who instead of spreading the word of piece and love, spreading the word of invisible animals who will carry out all of our tasks. An Utopian society in which people do not have to work as invisible shrews dispose of household waste, were invisible camels play sports for us to watch and invisible bears fight our wars. Benefits: 1. Less Disease. 2. Less Famine. 3. Less sporting injuries. 4. No need for Governments. 5. Less Pollution. 6. Less domestic violence, as Invisible dogs will patrol the streets, any sign of violence due to alcohol fuelled aggression, said dog will appear at door-step of house and attempt to spread the words of the Pentateuch (sorry I did not mention the dogs were Jehovah Witnesses). 7. Less cases of sexual violence, as invisible chimps (as they are 98% human) could be dressed up in stockings and thigh length boots, and act as prostitutes for gentlemen who require sex. As they are invisible they would not offend the conservatives amongst us, and the police would not be able to detect if men were curb crawling in order to pick up said invisible primate for hanky-panky. |
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invisible washing machines :O |
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i doubt it though. all said and done. |
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"order to pick up said invisible primate for hanky-panky." best sentence EVER |
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l o l |
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wizards teeth, you've made my day! |
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BEST THREAD EVER! it'd be interesting to one day find out about "the man behgind the teeth" like for instance, his name! it'll never happen though |
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