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new amateur wank music by me
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 18:43 [#00882057]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Hey! Who's in the mood to listen to some serious
amateur wank music. This song sucks but unfortunately I am
lonely and need to collect listener comments. I love
listener comments as much as stimpy loves cat litter. Stuff
is getting less funny, I had to create this with a very
awful computer over very loud static so I wonder what it
even sounds like. My nails have weird clear patches like I'm
not getting enough vitamin L in my top ramen. I wonder
what's happening out doors, I'm too scared to go out there.
If the people were replaced with sabre toothed ephelumps
I'd be less afraid. Oh, here is the miserable song I
promised you. Please leave those comments for I might dye
without them. Hmm.. that gives me an idea,, maybe don't
leave any and then I might dye. I notice now that I spelled
dye wrong, but the backspace sticks on this keyboard so I
don't want to take any chances erasing this message since I
worked so hard on it.

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/wmw/
"w M w Sucks"


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-28 18:48 [#00882064]
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i wish your self-pity tactics the upmost success


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 18:48 [#00882066]
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upmost?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-28 18:51 [#00882072]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Sounds like the soundtrack for a hypothetical Addams Family
videogame called Gomez the Pirate at Sea Discovers the Isle
of Chandeliers.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-28 18:58 [#00882080]
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pity link =*(


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-28 18:58 [#00882082]
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upmost


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-28 19:01 [#00882087]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



and i agree with dr. fleetmouse. very videogame-ish. kindof
had a castelvania feel to it, too. well...the first bit,
anyways. but yeah, i like it. should be about a minute
longer, though. then i'd LOVE it and have like...10,000 of
it's babies.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:09 [#00882099]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



If anyone was wondering where I have been for the past ten
minutes, I was waiting for the messageboard to refresh on a
dial up connection,, but I'm pretty sure the signal travels
fromm persoon to persoon by morse code via flash lights. And
of course I lost my thumbs and fingers so it took 3 of those
ten minutes trying to click on the mouse with my tongue.
Also my computer crashed after trying to download
fleetmouse's track since a high fi or low fi play certainly
won't work. As ususal the anticipation of comments is what
I really want. The anticipation is really much better than
the actual comments. But at least I can make a new awful
track with my tongue to achieve that anticipation again,
only to be let down by awful awful comments like
these. *my tongue is tired*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:14 [#00882102]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Nothing I write is interesting. I'm losing my touch.
Peoople like qrter used to use my comments as pornography
but not anymore. He tried to keep it secret but I knew.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-28 19:15 [#00882103]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



here lies wmw

he was obedient


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:16 [#00882104]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



oh man, I was anticipating some more comments possibly being
written for me while I was keeping myself occupied writing
my last message,, I see you have all gravely disappointed
me.


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-09-28 19:16 [#00882105]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker



It does make me
think of
pirates... but
maybe that's
from playing
too much
Monkey Island...
and it's not
boring. I enjoy
it.


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 19:17 [#00882106]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



PHLORB


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:18 [#00882108]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Oh sweet, I didn't really understand that comment though. I
wonder if there will be any more comments after I post this
message. I don't care about the music, only the comments.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-28 19:23 [#00882112]
Points: 12426 Status: Regular



Your track is shit, although I haven't listened to it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:26 [#00882116]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I'd say my self pity tactic is working quite nicely to get
these rare valuable comments, despite that bastard
earthleakage making my ploy so obvious right at the start. I
constantly have to think up new tactics to get song listens
you see, as iuma.com pays me one dollar and fifty cents a
listen. It is hard making a living herdiiing potential song
clickers into my trap... I think I will be back in five
hours when fleetmouse's track is finished downloading.


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-09-28 19:28 [#00882118]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker



Propellant components, in powder form, are mixed, then
placed into the casing...

(suspense...)

...then solidly packed in place.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-28 19:33 [#00882122]
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joke's on you buddy the download is an infinite loop


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:35 [#00882125]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I think I'll start writing a book called "how to become a 59
year old xltronic troll while avoiding annoying life
accomplishments". I hope it would sell because that would
mean I'd no longer have to waste my tiime making this awfule
music andd trying to get people to click on it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:39 [#00882128]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #00882122



I don't really care about your song of course. I only
mentioned downloading it here (I lied) in that it might
trigger a response by you since it is your song,, which...
would mean a bump for me. And more song listens. And more
money. And more comments. All for me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-28 19:46 [#00882133]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I've listened to "w M w Sucks" fifty-one times so far. How
many times have you heard it? We should have a fun
contest to see who can listen to it the most. Remember,
participants, to re-download it every time you listen. Does
anybody know who I am? Or if I'm real or not?


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 20:11 [#00882146]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



bump


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:12 [#00882147]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



what does w M w stand for anyway?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:14 [#00882150]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



no, but, like, seriously?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:17 [#00882155]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



ah, but, WOW!, I kind.. of, like, WOW!, posted, like, what?
WOW!, a new.. um.. yeh, thread, yeh yeh, on it, like, WOW!,
yeh.


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 20:17 [#00882156]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



wicked man waste


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:19 [#00882160]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Clic: #00882156



PLEASE MOVE TO THE APROPRIATE THREAD..

NOTHING TO SEE HERE...

MOVE ALONG!!!



 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 20:20 [#00882163]
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Maybe I'll just make my OWN..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:21 [#00882164]
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DAMN YOUR EYES!!


 


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