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my roomate is a dumbass
 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-09-28 11:33 [#00881613]
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so anyways i live in a quad, there are two roomates i like
and one roomate I dislike.

the two roomates that i like went to bed last night at 6:30
AM and left a note saying not to wake them up (because this
roomate woke them up yesterday too at about noon)

so anyways, the one i don't like just came back from getting
food and he was like, ayight yo im gonna see how pissed they
get. so now hes blasting all this really reallly loud rap,
and even though im up its really pissing me off too. i
don't know what this dudes problem is, hes really full of
himself, he thinks every single girl here wants him, and its
starting to get on everyones nerves. he just keeps laughing
and dancing though.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-09-28 11:34 [#00881615]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular



you guys should start stealing his things


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-28 11:37 [#00881616]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



a) tell him what you think of him
b) kick him in the nuts if he does shit again


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-28 11:38 [#00881618]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



he just keeps laughing
and dancing though.

well thats settled then isnt it :)


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-28 11:39 [#00881620]
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when hes asleep glue some headphones on him and plug in some
ktpa.....


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-28 11:41 [#00881623]
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hey rokenjonny are you listening to MU-ZIq right now?

http://stream.loopzorbital.com:8002/listen.pls


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-28 11:44 [#00881626]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



man, i hate dumbasses!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-28 11:46 [#00881629]
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tell him youre gay and you like him.. hell leave


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-28 11:48 [#00881630]
Points: 4227 Status: Addict



If the others wont him to go get rid off him. Or simply go
yourself its not worth the hassle.


 

offline SweetAsCandy from Atlanta (United States) on 2003-09-28 11:48 [#00881631]
Points: 46 Status: Regular



Piss on his bed. :)


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-09-28 11:55 [#00881635]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



To quote the famous Navy Seal:

"The 10mm Colt sidearm might not be an ideal long-distance
weapon, and it's certainly no sniper's rifle, but it has the
advantages of low weight and quicker target acquisition. You
can reliably engage aggressors at ranges of 30 meters and
more. Use a two-handed grip and brace the barrel against a
tree, or use your dive tanks and rebreather as an improvised
bench rest. Don't worry about "stopping power": One of those
10mm slugs opens up to about 70 caliber when it hits,
leaving an exit wound you could toss a cat through, and
bringing so much energy to a target that a hit in the
extremities is often enough to drop Ivan in his tracks."

-P


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-09-28 11:57 [#00881638]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



okay check out this note:

"Ian (his name),
Gandhi and I went to bed at 6:30. Please don't wake us
up again"

then Ian wrote:

"Aint gonna ever happen, saturdays I start music at 12 and
then until 1 will be watching cartoons. Sundays you can
usuall sleep in, but if you leave a note like this I will
play music as loud as i can."

and then finally he wrote:

"DO NOT CHALLENGE HONOR"



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-28 11:59 [#00881639]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



hahahahahahah

what an idiot!!

i would have hit him 10 times already


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-09-28 11:59 [#00881641]
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hey! thats what i was gonna say!


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2003-09-28 12:01 [#00881642]
Points: 2786 Status: Regular



a friend in the israeli army told me that if someone fucks
over his mates they sneak into his tent at night, hold him
down under a blanket and smack him with a plastic bag with a
soap bar inside. doesn't leave marks but hurts like a
motherfucker. just a suggestion.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-28 12:03 [#00881644]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



he has music?


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-09-28 12:04 [#00881645]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



he ment he plays music really fuckin loud so the whole dorm
can hear it and walk by the door and be like, "damn thats
really fuckin loud"



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-28 12:05 [#00881647]
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theres gotta be someone who doesnt dig it :)


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-09-28 12:11 [#00881652]
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oh yea theres plenty of people that don't like it, he thinks
everyone LOVES it though.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-09-28 12:12 [#00881654]
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living with dumbasses make you more tolerant



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-28 12:13 [#00881655]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker | Followup to rarndaraki: #00881652



now thats funny, sorry :D



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-28 12:42 [#00881676]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



sounds like he needs a good ass-whoopin'.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-28 12:46 [#00881682]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



the good old 'fingerr in cold waterr while he sleeps' trrick
should worrk. photo the urrine soaked bed and blackmail the
cunt until he shuts up orr leaves.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-09-28 12:50 [#00881685]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



omg, I would have soooo bashed his head in with a large
trout......

what a l0s0r *makes 'L' on forehead with thumb and index
finger * :P


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 14:22 [#00881731]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to JAroen: #00881639



Your avatar... it makes me laugh...


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-09-28 14:31 [#00881734]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular | Followup to Clic: #00881731



your avatar is awesome - i fucking love otto :)


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-28 14:37 [#00881739]
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:)


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2003-09-28 15:00 [#00881780]
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When hes asleeping, poo on his hand and then tickle his face
with a long feather, or a small feather on a long stick.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-28 15:02 [#00881787]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



jack off into his shampoo, and then shake it up, and mix it
in.

Tell him about it at some later date.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-28 20:50 [#00882220]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to FlyAgaric: #00881654



pretty true

nothing beats a person who can't keep to himself when it's
appropriate.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-28 20:53 [#00882224]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to rarndaraki: #00881613



Kill him.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-28 20:55 [#00882227]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Dannn_: #00881780



nice feather/stick instructions there, son.


 


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