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That is my only chat up line at present. A few others I was going to start experimenting with: 1. My balls look like Elvis. 2. After midnight my fists dissolve 3. I invented frictionless milk 4. If only I had hooves 5. See that goblet filled with Mahatma Gandhi’s memories over there, that’s my dad's best friend 6. Hitler, lovely man, shame about his vinegar 7. According to laws of physics if you karate chop a pork chop they cancel each other out and both disappear 8. See No. 4 9. See No. 10 10. See No. 9 11. When I fall asleep I whistle the A-Team theme tune all night. Please do not be put off by this it is a disability. Teeth |
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mine at the moment is 'hello' |
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teeth, you are a funny guy. stick with hello its less likely to go wrong, like Hitler, lovely man, shame about frictionless milk |
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"You look like my next girlfriend..." |
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"wanna go halves on a bastard" always causes a smile or a slap, its a quick and easy test to see if shes up for anything. |
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12. hi, my lovely dear infamous scum! 13. GZzlZLAlAAHahahAiAiiiiiikkrryaaaaaAAAHHh!!!# # * 1/# -@* % 14. your asteroids are crashing, dear! 15. what do you know about antimatter frogs. 16 a. ooooh, that felt so good! 16 b. ooooh, that felt so good! like chocolate cake! do you like chocolate cake? 17. you don't exist. i'm not talking to you. who are you? what i am doing there? i'm alone! i don't exist. woaaahh!!! 18. don't come any closer to me... DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!! 19. hello, give me your soul! i'm a raelian scientologist! 20. fuck you shit fucking wanker scum. how are you? 21. hi... erm, please... can you help me killing myself? 22. i love you. i love you. i love you. SHUT UP NOW. 23. wh... what is THAT you're holding?!!! 24 a. hello, how is the dark side of your soul? 24 b. hello, how are your tentacles? 24 c. hello, how is your underwear? 25. hello, are you a strawberry pudding? 26. la la la lala! sing with me! lalala la la la lala! |
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27 hey |
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28. hello, can i vomit on you and lick you? |
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lol @ teeth (no 11 :)) |
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wizards teeth was missing a few wizards |
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29 are your pants made of mirrors? because i'd like you to stand above my sink in the morning while i brush my teeth and pop acne. |
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Do you come here often? Only I'm new in town and looking for places to avoid |
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Say hi, introduce yourself and offer your hand to shake at the same time. Has to be done with confidence of course. |
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I love you teeth |
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